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[Lady Artifice]

I don't know if I have ever heard a more back handed compliment in my entire existence lol.  More jabs than anything.  No worries though Tevinters fate is written and sealed.  You have made it more than clear none of you wish to submit the Qun and you want to live your lies and keep your crutch.

 

 

 

How disappointing. You were doing so impressively, and as soon as someone offers a compliment you respond with the threat of violence? Surely that is beneath us all, horned one. 

 

Are we expected to quiver? Perhaps to rail in futility at the threat of you? We are not Kirkwall, "Next Arishock". There is power in Tevinter enough to silence the prattling of a legion of Oxmen. 

 

Were you actually expecting my lords of ladies of Tevinter to be tempted by your "offer"? "Embrace their collars"? How dramatic.

 

No one would be tempted by that. Tevinter has power, in it's rarest and rawest form. Tevinter has grandeur and opulence. Also sex.

 

What does the Qun have that could possibly compete? Scowling and uncomfortable sleeping conditions?

 

Edit: How do you sleep with those...things sprouting out of your head? With much discomfort, I imagine.

[lordsaren101]

Hawke in all his ineptitude will destroy you, as he destroyed your predecessor.

[Master Warder Z_]

Honestly as much as i loathe Tevinter i'd aid its defense against the Qunari.

 

Their success in the conquest of Tevinter enabled them to strike at Thedas.

[raging_monkey]

How disappointing. You were doing so impressively, and as soon as someone offers a compliment you respond with the threat of violence? Surely that is beneath us all, horned one. 
 
Are we expected to quiver? Perhaps to rail in futility at the threat of you? We are not Kirkwall, "Next Arishock". There is power in Tevinter enough to silence the prattling of a legion of Oxmen. 
 
Were you actually expecting my lords of ladies of Tevinter to be tempted by your "offer"? "Embrace their collars"? How dramatic.
 
No one would be tempted by that. Tevinter has power, in it's rarest and rawest form. Tevinter has grandeur and opulence. Also sex.
 
What does the Qun have that could possibly compete? Scowling and uncomfortable sleeping conditions?
 
Edit: How do you sleep with those...things sprouting out of your head? With much discomfort, I imagine.

quite "enjoyably" haha * lewd grin and laughter*

[Red of Rivia]

Hawke in all his ineptitude will destroy you, as he destroyed your predecessor.

He is a fake Arishok, I know the real Arishok.

[Lady Artifice]

quite "enjoyably" haha * lewd grin and laughter*

 

::grin::

I do what I can, Monkey. 

[Geth Supremacy]

How disappointing. You were doing so impressively, and as soon as someone offers a compliment you respond with the threat of violence? Surely that is beneath us all, horned one. 

 

Are we expected to quiver? Perhaps to rail in futility at the threat of you? We are not Kirkwall, "Next Arishock". There is power in Tevinter enough to silence the prattling of a legion of Oxmen. 

 

Were you actually expecting my lords of ladies of Tevinter to be tempted by your "offer"? "Embrace their collars"? How dramatic.

 

No one would be tempted by that. Tevinter has power, in it's rarest and rawest form. Tevinter has grandeur and opulence. Also sex.

 

What does the Qun have that could possibly compete? Scowling and uncomfortable sleeping conditions?

 

Edit: How do you sleep with those...things sprouting out of your head? With much discomfort, I imagine.

 

I've been threatened with slavery and farm labor ever since I've spoken.

 

I know you will not quiver.  You are too proud! Too arrogant! Too ignorant to quiver!  Do you not think your threats ring hollow?  As we stand on YOUR land that is now ours?  If you have power come take your island back!  Don't tell me...SHOW me!  Our ships and gaatlok will lay waste to everything you have.  How can you silence us when you can't even protect whats yours from us?

 

Anyone in Tevinter with any brains would be following the Qun.  Because that is none of you, it will be up to qamek to make you see. I offer you life, purpose, and a greater good.  You choose death.

 

Tevinter is a joke and its power is not its own.  Qunari are amazing at sex.  Much more stamina than any human....exceptional physical prowess.  It's just that we know like everything sex has a purpose and meaning.....we appreciate it more than you.  It strengthens the Qun also.

 

Qunari are the top of the food chain.  The Qun will dominate all of Thedas soon.  The Qun offers life, strength, and victory!

 

Don't worry yourself with how we sleep.  You will never lie with a Qunari.

[raging_monkey]

::grin::
I do what I can, Monkey.

that you do that you do

[Geth Supremacy]

that you do that you do

like monkey here.  Turned his back on us.  It's a shame.

[raging_monkey]

like monkey here.  Turned his back on us.  It's a shame.

huh im rivaini and a hedonist things happen

[Geth Supremacy]

huh im rivaini and a hedonist things happen

I still had high hopes for you.

[raging_monkey]

I still had high hopes for you.

i think it was misplaced.. i am "different" than most "saraabas" but thought is welcome haha

[Lady Artifice]

 

Don't worry yourself with how we sleep.  You will never lie with a Qunari.

 

Now that is a very great letdown...I may need to weep for the heartbreak I feel over such a deprivation. 

 

Truly you know how to strike me to my very core.

[Master Warder Z_]

Qunari are pretty ugly in my opinion.

[Geth Supremacy]

Now that is a very great letdown...I may need to weep for the heartbreak I feel over such a deprivation. 

 

Truly you know how to strike me to my very core.

 

[Geth Supremacy]

Qunari are pretty ugly in my opinion.

 

Oh come on.  You couldn't be any more anti Qunari I already know that.  But not even Rassan?

 

[Tevinter Soldier]

I will break Hawke. I will drag his half dead body all the way home after I have broken every single bone in his hands and feet.  He will pay tribute to the glory of the Qunari. His blood will be released on the day of the invasion.

 

canon hawkes a blood mage, so yeah taking him back to your little island and slitting his wrists sounds pretty dumb.

[Master Warder Z_]

Oh come on.  You couldn't be any more anti Qunari I already know that.  But not even Rassan?

 

The elf ears, the horns, the disgusting charcoal like skin.

 

What is there to even enjoy?

 

Not to mention there are actually plenty of attractive humans.

[Geth Supremacy]

canon hawkes a blood mage, so yeah taking him back to your little island and slitting his wrists sounds pretty dumb.

Well thank you for the info.  I knew you had love for me.  I will just kill him first then.

[Geth Supremacy]

The elf ears, the horns, the disgusting charcoal like skin.

 

What is there to even enjoy?

 

Not to mention there are actually plenty of attractive humans.

**sigh** how did I know.

 

its good to expand your horizons for that.  I wouldn't expect anything less from you though.  Qunari hater till you die.

[Tevinter Soldier]

Well thank you for the info.  I knew you had love for me.  I will just kill him first then.

 

I seek to educate you horned filth! the sooner you abandon the shackles of the Qun the better the world will be.

[Lady Artifice]

 

 

I had hoped you would note the dripping sarcasm of my "dissapointment"... 

 

Qunari are repellent.

[Geth Supremacy]

I seek to educate you horned filth! the sooner you abandon the shackles of the Qun the better the world will be.

 

Theres as much a chance of me leaving the Qun as there is of you doing anything selfless and worthwhile.  The day I turn my back on the Qun will be the day you are the Arigena.

[Tevinter Soldier]

Theres as much a chance of me leaving the Qun as there is of you doing anything selfless and worthwhile.  The day I turn my back on the Qun will be the day you are the Arigena.

 

you will resist, they always resist. It matters not.

[Geth Supremacy]

I had hoped you would note the dripping sarcasm of my "dissapointment"... 

 

Qunari are repellent.

 

Oh I caught it believe me, I just know deep down you really do want it....even if you aren't ready to admit it to yourself.  That way my response will remain relevant

 

+ what would be the fun in acknowledging your sarcasm?