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[Red of Rivia]

I just don't get the hate.

The Orlais guy want a pogrom of elves, normal for him.

[raging_monkey]

So its come to this now. You guys know it will only end up with someone whipping out a measuring tape. 

long as its for fun why not

[Warden Commander Aeducan]

long as its for fun why not

Hear hear.

[raging_monkey]

Hear hear.

but how do we measure voices

[Red of Rivia]

I can be the judge of that

[raging_monkey]

Haha

[Warden Commander Aeducan]

I can be the judge of that

So long as you're not jury and executioner.

 

Ok...I'll show myself out. ._.

[Red of Rivia]

Drop the audio o-o

[Uccio]

Lets just settle this so that everyone has a deep voice, and a huge personality.

[Warden Commander Aeducan]

Drop the audio o-o

My recorder sucks, and despite having a deep voice it's not that deep like the tunnels in the Deep Roads....ok I really should show myself out now. XD

 

Lets just settle this so that everyone has a deep voice, and a huge personality.

Good idea, although I don't think I'm that outspoken and outgoing enough to be consider having a huge personality. 

[EmissaryofLies]

I fail to see how Dalish are anything but aimless and irrelevant.

 

They're anything but, at the end of Inquisition. For better or for worse.

[raging_monkey]

Lets just settle this so that everyone has a deep voice, and a huge personality.

im sick ill drop it when my voice evens out.

[Red of Rivia]

Look, experts speaking.

[Geth Supremacy]

They're anything but, at the end of Inquisition. For better or for worse.

There probably a 0% chance I will make there..ever.  lol.

[Geth Supremacy]

Lets just settle this so that everyone has a deep voice, and a huge personality.

 

Adult participation trophies!?

[Red of Rivia]

Tevinter has an intelligence service? We need a blue stripes here. Many elves means many spies. 

[raging_monkey]

Every nation has "spies" to x extent

[Warden Commander Aeducan]

Tevinter has an intelligence service? We need a blue stripes here. Many elves means many spies. 

Not gonna lie, I like to see the organization like Imperial Intelligence from Star Wars in the Imperium. At least I thought about it when IB says Tevinter spies make Seheron ungovernable for the Qunari.

[raging_monkey]

Not gonna lie, I like to see the organization like Imperial Intelligence from Star Wars in the Imperium. At least I thought about it when IB says Tevinter spies make Seheron ungovernable for the Qunari.

not just qunari... but everybody.

[Warden Commander Aeducan]

not just qunari... but everybody.

Ah, yeah. XD

[Uccio]

not just qunari... but everybody.

If the Imperium can't have it then no one can. Good strategy.

[Master Warder Z_]

Diese Leuten verstanden nicht!

Heh

[Uccio]

*Days passed. In the darkness of the ancient tomb there was little to notice the passing of time. His recovery progressed slowly. Nazlik didn´t dare to step outside as there was a possible danger of being spotted by the qunari. There was no way of knowing how things had progressed on the surface. In her heart she was happy about it though, there was just the two of them and no one else.

She had found nugs in the tunnels below which provided them food. As soon as he felt better she started to feed him with nug soup, first just only the liquid but later actual meat. As his strength recovered slowly so did his magical abilities. He had cast small lights to keep the darkness away as she was out seeking for food or fetching water. One day, as Nazlik was again coming from her nug hunt he was sitting in the stone table his feet on the ground.
"I don´t like you going down there so much" he said wrinkling his brow, "if nugs can come to this complex then so can another creatures too. Deepstalkers or even darkspawn".
"You worry too much my mighty Magister, just concentrate on getting better. Let me worry about the rest" she said dropping the dead nug on the floor and giving him a quick kiss.
"I´m feeling better now" he said but she could see the paleness of his face and shaking limbs.
"You shouldn´t be up like that, it only slows your healing" she said with accusatory tone. "Nor should you be casting any spells" she said pointing at the glowing ball in the ceiling.
"I don´t like this table" he said with a gloomy voice. "There is a strong dark magic in it, I just can´t figure it out what it is because I am so weak".

"And you will remain weak if you do not rest" she said sitting next to him. "You know, I haven´t had time to say this yet. I was lost out there on the battlefield, and then you came for me" she said softly touching his hand.
"I would fight the Archdemon for you." he said looking into her eyes. "I love you and I do not fear death, I only fear to be parted from you. But before I fight the Archdemon I will have that centurions head, if he is still alive" he muttered. "And that was the last time you head out to combat line despite anyone telling you so" he said grabbing her chin and turning her to face him. "Here and now, remember this, no one has the authority to tell you to do anything. If something like that comes up ever again tell them to talk to me directly".
"Ooh, that was so manly" she giggled, "say it again, now just add a bit more smouldering to it". She touched him gently with impish smile, "maybe you are healthier than I thought...". He tilted his head smiling suggestively, and then started coughing.

A tiny clattering sound echoed from the corridor breaking their moment. Nazlik turned fast to face the dark doorway. With a smooth move she pulled her sabres and sneaked to gaze through the darkness. She whispered the command word to the little orb and rolled it to the hallway. as the glowing orb rolled and bounced down the corridor it revealed a startling sight. Several huge spiders were crawling through the corridor heading their direction. Nazlik slipped out of the room and charged the spiders head on. The first spider came at her uttering hungry sounds. She impaled it with with her sabres with disgusted look on her face. The second one tried to reach her with its long fore legs as she was pulling her sabres off the dead spider. With a twirl she avoided it´s grasp and sliced it´s legs off. Now a exited stir spread through the swarm and all of the spiders hastened to reach her.

"Nazlik! Jump!" She heard him shout from the doorway. As she glanced at him she could see Ukki standing in the doorway leaning on it in his underwear casting a spell. Nazlik took a running jump towards him as a fiery ball flew by her into the corridor. A huge explosion wrapped the corridor in a fiery inferno. A polyphonic squeal echoed as the fire devoured all the spiders. She rolled away form the fire which spread wildly in both directions. After she had reached a safe distance she turned to see what was left of the spiders. With a relief she could see that there was no movement left, the explosion was thorough. She then turned to scold him but had to drop that and run to catch Ukki before he fell to the ground. "Stupid! That was stupid! You could have killed yourself with that" she scolded him. "No" he said with a dazed look on his smiling face, "you being killed by the spiders would have killed me", then he passed out.

After a few minutes he had regained his consciousness. Nazlik had carried him back to the stone table and was still angry with him, "you could really push back your recovery with those stunts" she huffed. "I need you to do something, it can´t wait anymore" he said soothingly ignoring her anger, "I need for you to find me a living nug". "A living nug? Why, do you need a pet?" she asked puzzled. "Just do this to me" he said, "it will help me to heal faster, and that helps us to get out of here". In a couple of hours she had found and captured a healthy nub. The little critter squealed as she carried it to him. "Here is your new pet" she said placing the nug in his lap. He placed his hand on the nug and started to cast. It took the nug a few seconds to notice that something was wrong, but there was no escape from his grip. He felt how the magic worked as the living essence of the nug filled him with warmth. The little creature twiched couple of times as life left it.

"What did you just do?" Nazlik asked in suprise looking at the nugs dried and wrinkled up skin. "A blood magic spell" he said showing his bloody pawn, "it works with animals too". He looked a lot healthier now though not in full strength yet. "Just don´t tell anyone about this, it is humiliating enough to have to do it". Nazlik couldn´t help but laugh at him. "I am fit enough to travel now" he said dropping the dead nug. "Wonderful " she said with a twinkle in her eye, "Before we do that though.." with a swift move she pushed him on the stone table climbing on him.*

[Geth Supremacy]

My recorder sucks, and despite having a deep voice it's not that deep like the tunnels in the Deep Roads....ok I really should show myself out now. XD

 

Good idea, although I don't think I'm that outspoken and outgoing enough to be consider having a huge personality. 

 

FYI thats not really Monkie's voice...its a sound file thats found around the internet.  He was interviewed on a talk show.

 

This is the real Raging Monkey.

 

[raging_monkey]

i did post it on the bsn of course it will be a sound file. And its my real voice....

And and dont add "raging" its too formal haha.