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#101
Jedi Master of Orion

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Maybe the Arishok is just the Qunari version of a squishy rouge.



#102
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I'm more of an elf fan at heart. That said, Tevinter is the Humanity, F*ck Yeah! faction of Thedas. There is just no not liking it, because its premise is just plain awesome.

 

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This is just what humans do, with out even trying. The cow hordes of Por Vallen stand no chance in the long run  B)


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All the anti tevinter do gooders are here to offer their two cents...heres mine Tevinter is the true ruler of thedas. No end to chaos or suffering until tevinter is once more ascendant.
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#104
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Maybe the Arishok is just the Qunari version of a squishy rouge.

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Never compare the mighty Arishok to some fancy girly flipping rogue! The Arishok duel wields 2 handed weapons 1 in each hand because he has the might of a Qunari!  Most of the time he doesn't even use them...he just tears the arms off of people and beats them to death with them.  He just shoulder charges rogues to the ground when they start doing their flipping dances and stomps their knee caps or their necks.

 

The only enemy that can beat him is a PC.  Everyone knows this.



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Never compare the mighty Arishok to some fancy girly flipping rogue! The Arishok duel wields 2 handed weapons 1 in each hand because he has the might of a Qunari!  Most of the time he doesn't even use them...he just tears the arms off of people and beats them to death with them.  He just shoulder charges rogues to the ground when they start doing their flipping dances and stomps their knee caps or their necks.

 

The only enemy that can beat him is a PC.  Everyone knows this.

 

 

I put all of Sten's stats in magic, because lulz, so even a crippled child can beat your Arishok now :)



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I put all of Sten's stats in magic, because lulz, so even a crippled child can beat your Arishok now :)

 

I believe it.  You are only racist against the Qun.  You like and accept everyone but Qunari.  That is something you would do. I could say that your cities are next and they will burn and explode just as nicely, but wait...YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CITIES! 

 

Keep defending Tevinter though elf.



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You got to hand it to Tevinter, there are still around. I never quite believe Fenris when he said the Qunari will smash them easily when they choose to. Might just be wishful thinking on his part.

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Never compare the mighty Arishok to some fancy girly flipping rogue! The Arishok duel wields 2 handed weapons 1 in each hand because he has the might of a Qunari!  Most of the time he doesn't even use them...he just tears the arms off of people and beats them to death with them.  He just shoulder charges rogues to the ground when they start doing their flipping dances and stomps their knee caps or their necks.

 

The only enemy that can beat him is a PC.  Everyone knows this.

Well the Arishok didn't last long with a Rogue!Hawke. Gotta love those sweet criticals.



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I dislike people comparing Qunari to bulls and cows, but better to be a bull than a rabbit or a hairless ape. While I don't agree with everything in the Qun, it's better than the Chantry and Andraste's imaginary friend.
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#109
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I believe it.  You are only racist against the Qun.  You like and accept everyone but Qunari.  That is something you would do. I could say that your cities are next and they will burn and explode just as nicely, but wait...YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CITIES! 

 

Keep defending Tevinter though elf.

 

Better to be an elf in Tevinter than a cow anywhere. 



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I dislike people comparing Qunari to bulls and cows, but better to be a bull than a rabbit or a hairless ape.

 

The latter two have survival instincts, the former doesn't. That automatically puts them over as far as I am concerned. 

 

While I don't agree with everything in the Qun, it's better than the Chantry and Andraste's imaginary friend.

 

No.



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Never compare the mighty Arishok to some fancy girly flipping rogue! 

 

I have evidence to dispute those claims:

 

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#112
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I have evidence to dispute those claims:

 

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Every day is a pink day in Par Vollen.

 

We thought about it doing it on YOUR island that we took from you, but thought better of it.  Tevinters aren't worthy and you have tainted the soil there.  Another perk of the Qun.  We would invite the elves, but they can't do anything for themselves.



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We would invite the elves, but they can't do anything for themselves.

 

They wouldn't be the only ones.

 

Remember that time your current Arishok killed a family like a rabid animal because he lost an object of utility?


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#114
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They wouldn't be the only ones.

 

Remember that time your current Arishok killed a family like a rabid animal because he lost an object of utility?

That wasn't why.  Yes....heads did roll.  The meaning was much more beyond that.  What a joke Kirkwall was.  You are welcome for the Qunari intervention.



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That wasn't why.  Yes....heads did roll.  The meaning was much more beyond that.  What a joke Kirkwall was.  You are welcome for the Qunari intervention.

 

Wasn't talking about that Arishok.



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Wasn't talking about that Arishok.

 

Although that Arishok was pretty bad too. You can literally hand him over the book and the person who stole it, and he still manages to lose both. With in three days, in the middle of the ocean, and with a full compliment of guards to help him. 

 

Talk about useless.


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#117
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Wasn't talking about that Arishok.

Ah yes I remember that.  In the end he got it back though. Bad situation.



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That wasn't why.  Yes....heads did roll.  The meaning was much more beyond that.  What a joke Kirkwall was.  You are welcome for the Qunari intervention.

 

You can call it a Qunari intervention but the Imperium knows the real reason you were in Kirkwall for so long: 

 

da2___peace_in_kirkwall_by_catmonroe88-d

 

da2___kiss_the_arishok_by_catmonroe88-d3

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#119
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Although that Arishok was pretty bad too. You can literally hand him over the book and the person who stole it, and he still manages to lose both. With in three days, in the middle of the ocean, and with a full compliment of guards to help him. 

 

Talk about useless.

Poor writing and plot armor more like.



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Ah yes I remember that.  In the end he got it back though. Bad situation.

 

Only because the human/dwarf/elf who was babysitting him did all the work. Apparently retracing your steps and asking a pair of people where the sword is is beyond most Qunari's abilities. 



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I dislike people comparing Qunari to bulls and cows, but better to be a bull than a rabbit or a hairless ape. While I don't agree with everything in the Qun, it's better than the Chantry and Andraste's imaginary friend.

Everyone posting on this forum is human, so I have no idea why you keep bringing this up...

 

edit:  Actually, somebody called TheEternalStudent is the one who said something about "hairless apes" not being beautiful... sorry to confuse you with that poster because the comment really weirded me out at the time.  For the record, I was referring to this:  http://forum.bioware...post&p=17380289


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#122
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You can call it a Qunari intervention but the Imperium knows the real reason you were in Kirkwall for so long: 

 

da2___peace_in_kirkwall_by_catmonroe88-d

 

da2___kiss_the_arishok_by_catmonroe88-d3

[x]

Not quite sure what is going on in that bottom one, but its something new to me.

 

Aside from that I will not be fooled.  I know how you Tevinter scum are with your magics and altering visions.  I see through your flith.  Qunari breeding is for the better of the Qun.  What you show is.....



#123
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Everyone posting on this forum is human, so I have no idea why you keep bringing this up...

 

It's still about as appropriate as calling Qunari cows.



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Ah yes I remember that.  In the end he got it back though. Bad situation.

 

Yes, creatures who are only ever one step away from getting on all fours and frothing at the mouth... intend to civilize Thedas.

 

What a grand irony the Qun is.


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#125
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Only because the human/dwarf/elf who was babysitting him did all the work. Apparently retracing your steps and asking a pair of people where the sword is is beyond most Qunari's abilities. 

He was knocked out and it was stolen while he was out.  Nothing to retrace.  Worthless thieves.  Dwyn of Redcliffe has what you seek though.