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[Hanako Ikezawa]

And here I thought only one god had a burning bush.
I know I am awful. ;-)

Yes, you are. Anyone who jokes about a person being burned alive, fictional or not, is truly an awful person. 

[heretica]

I will leave this here as a graphic example of the situation in Thedas as we speak.

 

[eyezonlyii]

By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggarth! What is going on in here?

[lordsaren101]

Adding this little beauties! So glad we can change the Heraldry and Banner pole!

Factional armor? Now awesome Imperial banners. Methinks we may be able to properly play a Tevinter character. Dumat approves!

[Sir DeLoria]

Minrathous held out just fine against their cannons last time they tried. Maybe you southern barbarians simply don't know how to build proper walls?

How dare you mock us, when it is you who indulge in the most vile and barbaric practices? The oxen didn't use cannons last time, they were too dumb to besiege your city properly, yet.

pfft perhaps you are the arrogant one believing that you and a few mundanes can beat us you cant even handle a abomination... men dont fear swords...THEY FEAR MONSTERS THIS WHY!!!*cuts palm and summons spirits into self* LEAVE WITH YOUR LIFE MY FRIEND before i lose my patience

Since when does a raging monkey from Tevinter show any patience anyway?

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Factional armor? Now awesome Imperial banners. Methinks we may be able tomproperly play a Tevinter character. Dumat approves!

How can that be, when you are from the Free Marches? 

[The Ascendant]

Situation is getting tense, quick think of a joke.
Ok I got nothing.

[lordsaren101]

How can that be, when you are from the Free Marches?

Ancient Tevinter bloodline.

RP purposes.

[Sir DeLoria]

I will leave this here as a graphic example of the situation in Thedas as we speak.
 

Pah in your fanfiction perhaps.

The grand Inquisitor and the Order will purge these pathetic rebell mages.

Factional armor? Now awesome Imperial banners. Methinks we may be able to properly play a Tevinter character. Dumat approves!

How are you going to explain "Herald of Andraste" to the other magisters though?

[Uccio]

Your gods are dead, slain by our brave knights and warriors.

The oxmen may be heathens, but their cannons are not to be taken lightly. Even the mightiest walls and magic are useless against cannons. Thank the Maker they are busy with infighting and upholding their pathetic religion.

 

The oxmen will fall, just like your southern barbaric nations. The excellently made elegant quality boot of the Imperium will weight heavily on your neck. When that time comes you have to realize that only obedience is a key to survival. Nobody can escape the wrath of the Magisters.

[lordsaren101]

Pah in your fanfiction perhaps.
The grand Inquisitor and the Order will purge these pathetic rebell mages.

How are you going to explain "Herald of Andraste" to the other magisters though?

My character rejects the title. Which BW said is possible for non chantry characters. I could care less what ignorant masses refer to me as.

[raging_monkey]

How dare you mock us, when it is you who indulge in the most vile and barbaric practices? The oxen didn't use cannons last time, they were too dumb to besiege your city properly, yet.

Since when does a raging monkey from Tevinter show any patience anyway?

family name... planing on changing real misnomer lol

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Ancient Tevinter bloodline.

RP purposes.

It'll be hard to explain you killing the Venatori yet be a Tevinter, especially if they are loyal to a magister or someone from Tevinter. 

[lordsaren101]

It'll be hard to explain you killing the Venatori, especially if they are loyal to a magister or someone from Tevinter.

They are a rogue faction, not representative of all Tevinter...besides we may be able to recruit them.

[Uccio]

family name... planing on changing real misnomer lol

 

Atleast everyone in the ball turns to look at you when you enter and the announcer shouts you. Allways the spark of the Imperial ball. 

[heretica]

Pah in your fanfiction perhaps.

The grand Inquisitor and the Order will purge these pathetic rebell mages.
 

 

Ah, the joys of electrical conductivity in metals... 

[Sir DeLoria]

The oxmen will fall, just like your southern barbaric nations. The excellently made elegant quality boot of the Imperium will weight heavily on your neck. When that time comes you have to realize that only obedience is a key to survival.

Tactically speaking, you have not a sliver of a chance or hope. You're surrounded by enemies and any attempt at an invasion of anyone would result in the counter invasion of another enemy. You have too few men, too small lands and too much internal strife.

Nobody can escape the wrath of the Magisters.

Except that millions have.

[Tevinter Soldier]

It'll be hard to explain you killing the Venatori yet be a Tevinter, especially if they are loyal to a magister or someone from Tevinter. 

 

If they are weak they don't deserve a place in the Imperium. i will proudly walk over their corpses!

[Hanako Ikezawa]

They are a rogue faction, not representative of all Tevinter...besides we may be able to recruit them.

Sure they are. 

[Sir DeLoria]

Ah, the joys of electrical conductivity in metals... 

Ever cooked sushi or sashimi?

Sharp steel works wonders with soft meat.

[lordsaren101]

I will enjoy dancing on the corpses of templars and barbarians. I will praise the glory of Dumat as each dead templar will be a blood sacrifice in his honor.

[Drasanil]

Ever cooked sushi or sashimi?

Sharp steel works wonders with soft meat.

 

Good thing mages can wear armour just fine then

[The Baconer]

Ever cooked sushi or sashimi?

Sharp steel works wonders with soft meat.

 
You will find that the Magisters have differing tastes in fashion than the mages in southern Thedas.
 

Spoiler

[lordsaren101]

Ever cooked sushi or sashimi?
Sharp steel works wonders with soft meat.

As if you could get close enough...even if you did no magister is without armor and weapons of our own.

[Drasanil]

Yes, you are. Anyone who jokes about a person being burned alive, fictional or not, is truly an awful person. 

 

 

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