I just really want to be able to play a female Tevinter mage who meets new people and former companions and get to tell stories about her childhood and current next-door neighbor, Dorian Pavus.
"Oh, Dorian Pavus? I know that guy. Worst sitter ever. I had a cat that I asked him to watch once when I went on a trip to visit relatives, and when I came back, I didn't have a cat, I had an invisible creature running around my house that meowed randomly and scared the Blight out of everyone. Poor thing was killed when someone sat a trunk down on where it happened to be sleeping, and let me tell you that the inside of the cat was definitely not invisible."
"Dorian Pavus? Yeah, I know him. He once set my house on fire when he somehow sent a flaming chicken through his kitchen windows and into my guest bedroom. He thought it was hysterical, until I did the same thing to him when he had a 'gentlemen friend' staying over one night."
"When I was little I was afraid of wasps because the jerk next door, Dorian, told me that they would sew my lips together if I got too close to them. No, I have no idea why he told me that! Whenever I ask him about it he just cackles!"
"I once had a pool of brightly-colored fish in my backyard. I used to love going to the pool on a hot day and swimming around with the fish. Then the idiot neighbor kid next door, Dorian Pavus, tried to find a place to hide his messed up potions, and guess where he chose to pour them out? The result made me afraid to swim ever again."
"Actually, I'm a huge supporter Dorian Pavus. I like his ideals and I think he can actually go somewhere, it's his personality that I'm not a huge fan of. Of course, I'd probably like him better if he didn't hide in my house every time his family comes to visit. Sneaking into someone's house does NOT mean that you can then go into their closet and critique their wardrobe!"
Man, I'm really getting into this idea. The worst part is, I can actually see Dorian doing all of those things. Future headcanon accepted.