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[Celtic Latino]

Say to make more revenue, Josephine suggests opening up a Thedas-equivalent of Starbucks in the Inquisition. You, as the Inquisitor, are tasked with naming and selecting the brews, drinks, sandwiches and pastries the Coffeequisition serves.

 

Coffee Shop Name:

 

Regular Blends:

-The Black Divine: An especially strong, dark brew

-Blackwall Brew: Scale walls with this earthy, toasty, dark blend

-Golden Blend: Made with a color that matches the hair of that leading Thedosian man in your life. Nutty and sweet

-Vivienne Vanilla: The only approved blend for iron ladies. Fragrant with just that right touch of sweetness

-Archdemon: Made with triple the caffine. Guaranteed to end any Blight with just one cup.

    *Assumes no responsibility for any lost souls

 

Specialty Drinks:

-Blue Moon Lyrium Latte: A mix of vanilla syrup, milk, espresso and lyrium guaranteed to keep you warm and alert on those apostate chasing nights

  *Warning- Addictive. No liability for theft by Carta thugs or Templars

-Red Velvet Lyrium Latte: A mix of vanilla syrup, milk, espresso and red lyrium. Perfect for going on beast mode. 

   *Warning- Assumes no liability for turning into stone, betrayal or going crazy

-The Dark Ritual: Even Morrigan approves of this. Made with recipes learned only from Flemeth's Grimoire

 

Seasonal Blends/Drinks:

-Wintersend Blend: The only drink approved by fashionable Orlesian Enchanters. Spiced with only the finest.

   *Not guaranteed to fend off unwanted gifts but may temporarily placate angry recipients

 

Sandwiches:

-Fade Focaccia- Fend off sloth demons and replenish your energy with one of these delectable sandwiches. Available in nug, chicken, veggie and halla.

 

Pastries:

-Cass Croissant- A croissant made of crusty baguette. Named after a Seeker notorious for stabbing books on particularly cranky mornings.

-Bard Bagel- A soft, delicious bagel approved by Nugs and Nightingales alike. Guaranteed to make you sing.

-Kadan Kookie- Even the Qun approves of these confections. Available in chocolate chip, oatmeal and sugar.

-Meany Mince Pie- The stuff Templars and Grey Wardens dream of.

     *May or may not be cooked by surly, unsavory laundresses.

-Halla Horn- A horn-shaped creme treat spiced with Dalish seasonings.

 

How about you guys? What's your Coffeequisition?

[Solrest]

(The names and descriptions you came with are cracking me up, very creative nice work )

 

Coffee Shop Name: The Last Flight Cafe

Emblem: A griffon smiling holding a coffee cup to his beak.

Slogan: Don’t let the darkspawn, demons, dragons, drakes, ghasts, wyverns, archdemons, various types of undead, abominations, giant spiders, blighted critters, deepstalkers, or nugs give you fright, come on down to The Last Flight.

 

Regular Blends:

-The Joining: This delicious dark roast blend combines the strong flavor of Antivan coffee beans with just a touch of vanilla extract.

-Two Moons Latte: For those long nights out, this mocha blend is joined with caramel and an extra shot of espresso.

Specialty Drinks:

-Exalted Mocha: A double shot of espresso combined with Orlesian cocoa, for even the longest of marches.

-Maker No! Frappucino: This icy yet satisfying treat is sure to shock you into bliss.

-Cappuccino of the Void: This strong yet frothy beverage is made with the finest of bronto milk.

 

Seasonal Blends/Drinks:

-All Soul’s Day Pumpkin Spice Latte: Spice up those cool Matrinalus days with this delightful blend of nutmeg, cinnamon, and pumpkin.

-Summerday Strawberry Smoothie: This sinfully sweet smoothie is sure to even give desire demons a run for their gold.

Pastries:

-Nugs in a Rug: A savory pastry filled with nug meat packed with the protein you need for another beautiful morning in Thedas.

Teas:

-Greater Elixir of Soothing: Relax and let your worries melt away with this refreshing elfroot tea designed to cure even the worst of headaches.

[Celtic Latino]

That's pretty good Solrest. The names and mascot/emblem are great! Pretty neat

[Celtic Latino]

Any more coffee shops for Thedas? Don't want Cass stabbing books because there aren't more in sight.