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[Larry-3]

I thought of this when I overheard a turian trying get with a quarian in Eternity lounge on Illium. I know I could.

 

Larry-3: Hi pretty lady! Hi beautiful! What do I have to do to get your holo-number?

 

Asari: ... (looks Larry-3 up and down)... no. (walks away)

 

Larry-3: Oh my wounded heart. :^(

 

Or what about Quarian's?

 

Larry-3: Sweetheart, I got sick when I looked at you -- love sick that is.

 

Quarian: Yeah... no.

 

Larry-3: Oh. :^(

 

Well maybe I might have to pull a few paragon interrupts like Shepard.

[Daemul]

No, I have no attraction to aliens. Also, in reality, it would actually be safer to get with a dog or any other animal on Earth than with an asari. 

[Larry-3]

No, I have no attraction to aliens. Also, in reality, it would actually be safer to get with a dog than with an asari. 

 

Ha ha! That is true. I just remember that asari live a long time... They must go through a lot of partners. I wonder what the lifespan of quarian's are?

[Vazgen]

Could I? Probably yes. Would I? Definitely no

[Xilizhra]

No, I have no attraction to aliens. Also, in reality, it would actually be safer to get with a dog or any other animal on Earth than with an asari. 

Highly unlikely. There seems to be no realistic possibility that the asari population would be uneducated about safe sex.

[Excella Gionne]

No asari for me....

[von uber]

Also, in reality, it would actually be safer to get with a dog or any other animal on Earth than with an asari. 

 

Er.. I'm afraid to ask, but what exactly are you basing this on...?

[ImaginaryMatter]

I'm charming enough in real life. I think I could totally pull it off.

[SNascimento]

Asari pretty much ****** themselves for 1/3 of their lifes. So I'd say it wouldn't be a challenge. 

[KaiserShep]

Only if human females ceased to exist. Of course, if I was at a good bar on the presidium or the sunset strip, alcohol could expand certain possibilities. Not on Illium though. With my luck I'd sign a contract while drunk and be screwed for life.

[Darks1d3]

Hmm...why not? In fact, they'd probably be the only "alien" race I'd consider getting with. There's nothing to grab on Turians, Krogans are scaly and I'd probably not survive a "close encounter", Quarians have no immune systems, and Salarians?...those tongues man...hell no. *shivers*

[RedCaesar97]

I don't think the question should be "Do you think you could get with an Asari", rather "Is it even possible that all Asari would reject you." I mean seriously, there are few Asari in the series that don't try to hit on any human or alien that breathes.

[mybudgee]

No doubt... There would certainly be one with, uh daddy issues or one that had a scar or butt she felt was a bit too fat. She would be easy prey.

... I should go.

[ZipZap2000]

Real life? No. In ME3 you get good close ups with great graphics depicting cracked, scaly skin, that weird belly thing and the different proportions of some of the body parts becomes really obvious. I don't think could if I tried.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Let's see.... if I were about 30 years younger... sure. Why not?

 

[Cknarf]

[SporkFu]

I'd go broke trying to win her a stuffed volus toy from the claw game, have to sell myself into indentured servitude on Ilium and work backbreaking labor on some tungsten mine asteroid, where I'd get carried off in the darkest part of night by an ardat-yakshi. All things considered, not a bad way to go.

[KaiserShep]

Liara: Shepard, you spent 9 million credits to win me...this?

 

Shepard:

[zestalyn]

I'm sure I could. Although I'm mostly straight, I'd be down to try it out 

[herkles]

well it would depend on the personality and character of the particular asari. After-all would you want to go to bed with Mornith. 

[Arcian]

No, I have no attraction to aliens. Also, in reality, it would actually be safer to get with a dog or any other animal on Earth than with an asari.

In reality, you shouldn't be making claims you can't back up with scientific facts.

[DeinonSlayer]

Aside from the whole aspect of knowing you're a temporary plaything for a being who might as well be immortal compared to you, I imagine the couple fights with someone who could read your mind while you're asleep could potentially get really nasty. This may be a harsh judgment, but (with exceptions) the Asari generally come across to me as haughty, hedonistic layabouts. I find none of these traits attractive.

I wonder how long it will be until the "do Asari enjoy vaginal sex" discussion flares back up.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

 Of course I could. When is an asari not ready to mate?

[ImaginaryMatter]

Aside from the whole aspect of knowing you're a temporary plaything for a being who might as well be immortal compared to you, I imagine the couple fights with someone who could read your mind while you're asleep could potentially get really nasty. This may be a harsh judgment, but (with exceptions) the Asari generally come across to me as haughty, hedonistic layabouts. I find none of these traits attractive.

I wonder how long it will be until the "do Asari enjoy vaginal sex" discussion flares back up.

 

I thought it was a one night stand sort of thing. One of those things were you come, you see some things about xenobiology, and you conquer.

[Barquiel]

If I like her personality, sure...I'd go Captain Kirk. The only question is would an Asari date me?

But the other races would be a bit too exotic for me