The joke is now on you, human. You will believe anything. Hehehe 
If they was real, do you think you could get with an asari?
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#76
Posté 04 octobre 2014 - 07:12
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#77
Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 08:47
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I am willing to admit; in reality, the is the very real possibility of me NOT finding the Asari (Liara and Aria) attractive; just like there is the very big possibility of me not finding Jack appealing in anyway.
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Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 08:50
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Mister J said: I only date purple Asari.
"You go purple, you never go back." -Peanut, Jeff Dunham.
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Posté 06 octobre 2014 - 09:12
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Of course we would. They'd use their space magic on you.
I don't even.....
.. use 'Nerve Stim'pro?.
Bazinga! 
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#82
Posté 07 octobre 2014 - 11:45
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If I liked her personality, I don't see why not. Asari are attractive and what little I know about their culture, I like.
Of course not silly...
You'd need a tinfoil hat.
On topic: would I? Hell yeah. Could I? That's another topic altogether
And as always, personality plays a big role. Liara? Of course. Erinya? Ehhh... I'll pass.
Of course, the fact that asari seem to be pretty much only alien race who can have sexual relations with humans without medical problems is a huge plus.
I somehow doubt Erinya would date a human
#83
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 01:19
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I want my Shepard to have a romance with Shiala... forget little blue children... they can have little green children.
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#84
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 01:23
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Of course we would. They'd use their space magic on you.
.. use 'Nerve Stim'pro?.
Bazinga!
Spirits! So it's true!
Everything Shepard has ever shagged for is a lie!
#86
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 01:47
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Oh. That's not right.
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#87
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 05:37
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Spirits! So it's true!
Everything Shepard has ever shagged for is a lie!
Come on, Aethyta was clearly serving those guys hanar mindfish shots all night just to mess with them.
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#88
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 06:08
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No, I just couldn't get with an Asari. I just wouldn't be able to get past the hair tentacle things. Plus hearing the whole "It's not like dating a human where you just stick it out for a century until they die..." from Charr's dating partner. So no, I wouldn't try to get with an Asari.
Quarians on the other hand.... 
(Elan'Shinya in particular)
"Oh sweetheart, come on over here and rest; I know you gotta be tired because you been runnin' thru my mind ALL DAY!"
Yeah, I'd rock that tired @$$ pickup line. Not like she'd know its old...
#89
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 07:39
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Lol a Quarian. You could kill her with your sperm, or your saliva for that matter
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Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 08:36
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No, I don't like tentacles. Not even in real world foods. Plus, up close the Asari sort of have a scaly snake skin. Which is pretty nasty as well.
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Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 08:54
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As I said before, she won't be wrinkly when you are; when you are a withered old man, she will still be young, hot, and tender.
The main "con" that I can think of is the fact that I would want sons.
I can't imagine Asari daughters are any easier to raise than Human ones; if anything, they will probably be harder.
#92
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 09:07
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i seriously doubt an asari would be even remotely interested in a human. to accept that in the game sure ... but if we're talking "what if's" ... no, personally i don't see how they could be interested in any human.
however ... if by 'getting' we're talking sex only ... then if you have the right genes, sure. the more appropriate question would more likely be 'would they want to get with you ?' ...
#93
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 10:02
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Lol a Quarian. You could kill her with your sperm, or your saliva for that matter
Lol hey come on, if Shepard could find some sort of space magic to be with a quarian without killing her, so could I.... And plus Elan'Shinya is a quarian doctor, I'm sure she could find some sort of antibiotic or treatment. 
#94
Posté 09 octobre 2014 - 06:28
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Could i? As much as i could with any member of my own species. Would i? Hell yeah!
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Posté 09 octobre 2014 - 07:37
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No, I don't like tentacles. Not even in real world foods. Plus, up close the Asari sort of have a scaly snake skin. Which is pretty nasty as well.
That's what light switches are made for.
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#96
Posté 09 octobre 2014 - 03:20
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No, I don't like tentacles. Not even in real world foods. Plus, up close the Asari sort of have a scaly snake skin. Which is pretty nasty as well.
Well it's not technically tentacles. It's cartilage like us humans and it's locked in place. Plus, Asari have no body hair so they don't clog up your shower drain. I think that's a big enough plus.
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#97
Posté 09 octobre 2014 - 04:46
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Nope.
Nothing attractive about them. I prefer human women with hair and ears.
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Posté 10 octobre 2014 - 11:28
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Yeah, but we all do don't we? ...Don't we?
That comment is even better with your profile pic.
#100
Posté 10 octobre 2014 - 04:45
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I like my exotic women. It ends up being a close call for me between Asian girls and Asari. It would depend on which one I happened to become romantically involved with first. And unfortunately, in the Mass Effect games, there was a serious shortage of Asian girls, so...
Do I think I could? Yes. Would I? If the situation were right, sure, why not?
Though I do wonder how that skin feels, looks scaly but it may be smooth to the touch. The head crest doesn't bother me, nor the lack of ears.
