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If they was real, do you think you could get with an asari?


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I like my exotic women. It ends up being a close call for me between Asian girls and Asari. It would depend on which one I happened to become romantically involved with first. And unfortunately, in the Mass Effect games, there was a serious shortage of Asian girls, so...

 

Do I think I could? Yes. Would I? If the situation were right, sure, why not? :D

 

Though I do wonder how that skin feels, looks scaly but it may be smooth to the touch. The head crest doesn't bother me, nor the lack of ears. 

 

Asian is exotic like Asari? lol..

 

 

I'm Asian (but a guy). Damn. This whole time I thought I was fairly normal.  :huh:



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Asian is exotic like Asari? lol..

 

 

I'm Asian (but a guy). Damn. This whole time I thought I was fairly normal.  :huh:

 

Hey!

 

I think you're normal, buddy.



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You humans are all racists.


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I like asian girls. In my opinion, Mass Effect does need more asian girls. We get Kasumi and she does not know how to take hints, and sadly Emily Wong dies before I can evite her to my cabin... um... I mean the Normandy to do... interviews.

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Don't forget no Jeong romance.



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Asian is exotic like Asari? lol..
 
 
I'm Asian (but a guy). Damn. This whole time I thought I was fairly normal.  :huh:

Exotic is whatever the person saying it isn't.

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@StreetMagic: You're Asian?!

 

@Larry-3: I said it before, and I'll say it again, Who excepts a stupid Twitter account as canon?

 

P.S. StreetMagic, tell me again, what was it that you like about Jack so much?

 

P.P.S. ArchReaperN7 has coupled Kasumi with Garrus in his Fanfiction "novel series".

 

P.P.P.S. I too, really do wish Kasumi was a romance possible.



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@StreetMagic: You're Asian?!

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Church: No, I just thought I'd have figured that out by now. We've worked together for so long. I thought I'd know if you were black.
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Some cosplayers make the 'tentacle-head' thing look tolerable 

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I could get behind this look given she still looks so pretty despite the more alien features. They just make her look more interesting. 


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Some cosplayers make the 'tentacle-head' thing look tolerable 

 

Some cosplayers really do, just not this one :) 



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I could never be with an Asari. Even if I really liked her. I just can't see a sustainable relationship with them. For starters, I don't find them at all attractive. They're blue with tentacles on their head. I don't think "Ew, yuck, alien!" but I don't feel all jolly in the pants either. I'm neutral. Even if they were attractive to me however theres a lot more to it than just the looks. Asari live for centuries. Humans live for 150 years, roughly, in Mass Effect. Humans do not age gracefully. Our bodies look like they're rotting away before we even die. Age hits us like a ton of bricks. Not just aesthetically but health-wise too. It all goes downhill.

 

The Asari however? She'll still look young and beautiful and more than likely be considered young even by their standards. Still full of life and healthy. Maybe I'm just not the trusting sort but I don't see them staying faithful when they stay beautiful damsels for hundreds of years while we become fossils. It's probably selfish of me but I'd like my partner to grow old with me. Spend and leave life together as one. Romantic **** like that.

 

As for quarians, I don't know. My Shepard always romances Tali and I think she is just all kinds of awesome/adorable... though rather or not I'd actually be with one? Hm. If I fell in love I guess I would have choice but to pursue it. The heart wants what the heart wants, right? At least you can have some semblance of a normal life with them since their life span doesn't make a lifetime with you look like a weekend fling. Though, if fate allows it, I'm hoping I would had ended up with a human. Compatibility and what not. Plus we could have kids if I ever go senile with my old age and decide I want them.



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I could never be with an Asari. Even if I really liked her. I just can't see a sustainable relationship with them. For starters, I don't find them at all attractive. They're blue with tentacles on their head. I don't think "Ew, yuck, alien!" but I don't feel all jolly in the pants either. I'm neutral. Even if they were attractive to me however theres a lot more to it than just the looks. Asari live for centuries. Humans live for 150 years, roughly, in Mass Effect. Humans do not age gracefully. Our bodies look like they're rotting away before we even die. Age hits us like a ton of bricks. Not just aesthetically but health-wise too. It all goes downhill.

 

The Asari however? She'll still look young and beautiful and more than likely be considered young even by their standards. Still full of life and healthy. Maybe I'm just not the trusting sort but I don't see them staying faithful when they stay beautiful damsels for hundreds of years while we become fossils. It's probably selfish of me but I'd like my partner to grow old with me. Spend and leave life together as one. Romantic **** like that.

 

As for quarians, I don't know. My Shepard always romances Tali and I think she is just all kinds of awesome/adorable... though rather or not I'd actually be with one? Hm. If I fell in love I guess I would have choice but to pursue it. The heart wants what the heart wants, right? At least you can have some semblance of a normal life with them since their life span doesn't make a lifetime with you look like a weekend fling. Though, if fate allows it, I'm hoping I would had ended up with a human. Compatibility and what not. Plus we could have kids if I ever go senile with my old age and decide I want them.

 

I don't know. In the future it looks like whatever anti aging cream the old people use keeps their bodies as firm and fit as all the 23 year olds running about. In fact, somewhere between Shepard's foray past the Omega-4 Relay and the Reaper's invasion of the galaxy it seems these anti aging processes have actually begun to, at least superficially, reverse aging; at a price that even mid-level security bureaucrats can afford. Look at the effects such treatments have had on one Armondo Bailey.

 

Besides, in this future of Mass Effect they could probably use mass effect fields to convert the carbon in our bodies to diamonds that she can wear to remember us.



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It doesn't seem to me like the Asari care much about looks. I mean they pair with practically every other species, Salarian, Krogan, even Hanar. It`s like they find everything attractive, probalbly also old humans.



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@Valmar: So, who is it then? Ashley, Miranda, or Jack, (or perhaps Kasumi or Samantha via headcanon)?



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I don't know. In the future it looks like whatever anti aging cream the old people use keeps their bodies as firm and fit as all the 23 year olds running about. In fact, somewhere between Shepard's foray past the Omega-4 Relay and the Reaper's invasion of the galaxy it seems these anti aging processes have actually begun to, at least superficially, reverse aging; at a price that even mid-level security bureaucrats can afford. Look at the effects such treatments have had on one Armondo Bailey.

 

Besides, in this future of Mass Effect they could probably use mass effect fields to convert the carbon in our bodies to diamonds that she can wear to remember us.

 

Isn't this just speculation? We don't actually know if we've seen old humans in the game. The oldest ones we've seen I /believe/ is Hackett. Who is only 52, not even middle-aged by ME standards. A 80 year old probably would still be pretty 'youthful' in the ME universe, even. If we look at it from our perspective of when someone is old then yes chances are humans are still plenty fit and in shape at old age. Just because someone who is old by todays standards is fit and healthy doesn't mean we don't still progressively become brittle and weak as we grow old in ME. It just means the point for when the age starts to hinder you is delayed by a few decades.

 

Also note that I'm really just using the game as a bases here. Thinking back on it I do remember some elderly humans in some of the comics (Garrus and Vega's come to mind).

 

 

It doesn't seem to me like the Asari care much about looks. I mean they pair with practically every other species, Salarian, Krogan, even Hanar. It`s like they find everything attractive, probalbly also old humans.

 

Its different with humans, I'd argue. The aesthetic change can be insanely dramatic. I'm skeptical that the other species (other  than the quarians who Bioware decided should look human) show their age as drastically as humans do. We're like entirely different people when we get older. It may be racist of me to say it but honestly I don't think turians, krogan, hanar or salarians are going to change as rapidly as humans do when they reach their twilight years. Mordin was in his final years I believe yet he didn't look drastically different from other salarian. Where as with humans the difference between old and young is night and day.

 

Though despite that I was thinking of it more on a performance side. Humans, as they get older, are generally less active and weaker. They don't have the same bounce in their step that they used to have, generally speaking. The Asari on the other hand will still be young, beautiful and full of life. Imagine you're young and have your whole life ahead of you. Now imagine yourself in a relationship with an elderly person. That's how the asari will feel because they will still be young by time you're old. You're just one mate out of many. They'll be in some elses arms repeating the entire cycle when you go.

 

I don't judge them for it since what else are they going to do, go hundreds of years alone because you died? That'd be selfish of anyone to expect of them. Though it still takes a lot of the magic out of the romance for me. Though maybe I'm just selfish like that. The greatest fear I have in life is my own mortality. We're all going to die and it sucks. Though if I must grow old and die (if I'm lucky enough to live long enough to get old) then I'd like to do it with the person I love. Live and experience life together and go out on the same page. It's sad and beautiful and I like it.

 

The fact that we have such relatively short lives is what makes spending our lives together so special. We have so little time in the galaxy to be with someone so when we choose one person and go "you, you will be the one I stay with for all the time I have" it really means something. It feels significant. It feels like a real commitment and dedication. It feels like love. With an asari I don't get that same feeling.

 

Getting old and facing my death while my mate is still just as young and beautiful as the day we met? I don't know. Again I know its probably selfish of me but it feels so detached. It makes the time spent together feel less significant. It was a weekend to her, to me it was my entire life. I die alone knowing she will find comfort in anothers arms who will be her next weekend investment. If we had a daughter (rather, adopted daughter, honestly) I wouldn't even live long enough to see her become an adult by Asari standards. She'd be a kid still by time a I go and any hope of seeing grandchildren is rather dull.

 

I just don't see a viable or satisfying future being with an asari. I need more than "she's pretty". Which is subjective and not even something I think of Asari in general. It's a personal matter, to be sure.

 

 

@Valmar: So, who is it then? Ashley, Miranda, or Jack, (or perhaps Kasumi or Samantha via headcanon)?

 

What are you asking exactly? Who my Shepard romances? Because I already said it was Tali. I kinda hate Ashley and Miranda. Jack's pretty badass but I certainly wouldn't want to be in a relationship with her... though I admit the paragon Shep romance is pretty touching and I do like it. Honestly if she got more attention in ME3 and felt like a 'real romance' option for Shepard I would consider it on some playthroughs... though then I'd have to see Tali with Garrus and that would just spark jealously. She's suppose to be with Shepard, damnit. Lol.

 

I thought the question here was rather you would go with an Asari if they were real, not would you date one of the squad characters. I was talking about Asari in a general sense, not anyone specifically. If you're asking me who I would go with out of the squadies... None of them. Don't get me wrong I think Tali is adorable and I love her personality but she wouldn't be a good match for me. Her and Shepard were made for each other, I'm not going to come between that. Lol.

 

None of the squadmates would make a good match for me personally since we have nothing in common. Even if they were I doubt I'd be anything they'd want. I'm so far from being Commander Shepard its ridiculous. Besides... I'm married. :lol:

 

 



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I could never be with an Asari. Even if I really liked her. I just can't see a sustainable relationship with them. For starters, I don't find them at all attractive. They're blue with tentacles on their head. I don't think "Ew, yuck, alien!" but I don't feel all jolly in the pants either. I'm neutral. Even if they were attractive to me however theres a lot more to it than just the looks. Asari live for centuries. Humans live for 150 years, roughly, in Mass Effect. Humans do not age gracefully. Our bodies look like they're rotting away before we even die. Age hits us like a ton of bricks. Not just aesthetically but health-wise too. It all goes downhill.

 

The Asari however? She'll still look young and beautiful and more than likely be considered young even by their standards. Still full of life and healthy. Maybe I'm just not the trusting sort but I don't see them staying faithful when they stay beautiful damsels for hundreds of years while we become fossils. It's probably selfish of me but I'd like my partner to grow old with me. Spend and leave life together as one. Romantic **** like that.

 

As for quarians, I don't know. My Shepard always romances Tali and I think she is just all kinds of awesome/adorable... though rather or not I'd actually be with one? Hm. If I fell in love I guess I would have choice but to pursue it. The heart wants what the heart wants, right? At least you can have some semblance of a normal life with them since their life span doesn't make a lifetime with you look like a weekend fling. Though, if fate allows it, I'm hoping I would had ended up with a human. Compatibility and what not. Plus we could have kids if I ever go senile with my old age and decide I want them.

 

Asari will hook up with krogan for criminey's sake.

 

In any case, some have made it clear that those who choose to stick with a short-lived partner will do so until they die. I imagine people who age like Chakwas will have no problem. Me-ow, I tell ya what.



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I could never be with an Asari. Even if I really liked her. I just can't see a sustainable relationship with them. For starters, I don't find them at all attractive. They're blue with tentacles on their head. I don't think "Ew, yuck, alien!" but I don't feel all jolly in the pants either. I'm neutral. Even if they were attractive to me however theres a lot more to it than just the looks. Asari live for centuries. Humans live for 150 years, roughly, in Mass Effect. Humans do not age gracefully. Our bodies look like they're rotting away before we even die. Age hits us like a ton of bricks. Not just aesthetically but health-wise too. It all goes downhill.

 

The Asari however? She'll still look young and beautiful and more than likely be considered young even by their standards. Still full of life and healthy. Maybe I'm just not the trusting sort but I don't see them staying faithful when they stay beautiful damsels for hundreds of years while we become fossils. It's probably selfish of me but I'd like my partner to grow old with me. Spend and leave life together as one. Romantic **** like that.

 

I have my suspicions OP was just talking about one night in the parents' bedroom at someone's house party lol. Although on the age thing Liara's romance manages to have her be simultaneously older yet 'younger' than Shepard by a debateably creepy distance either way. She's like 20 in Asari years, Shep's like 28.


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The low numbers of Asari always puzzled me. Only 5.5 billion on Thessia? Most odd.



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Maybe the asari are really really in love with all that disposable income. After all, they have to keep paying for things for a thousand years.


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The low numbers of Asari always puzzled me. Only 5.5 billion on Thessia? Most odd.

 

Since they breed with other species and other species have trouble living on the planet, I assume the planet is mostly a Matriarch retirement home. When they're done flitting around after their Maiden stage, having children, and all their bond mates die they go there to do Matriarch stuff.


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And Asari control the baby making machine. That's why Asari populations seem to be well managed in size compared to some other worlds.



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I have my suspicions OP was just talking about one night in the parents' bedroom at someone's house party lol. Although on the age thing Liara's romance manages to have her be simultaneously older yet 'younger' than Shepard by a debateably creepy distance either way. She's like 20 in Asari years, Shep's like 28.

 

How old are they in dog years?


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Asari will hook up with krogan for criminey's sake.

 

In any case, some have made it clear that those who choose to stick with a short-lived partner will do so until they die. I imagine people who age like Chakwas will have no problem. Me-ow, I tell ya what.

 

So? Krogan do not drastically change when they get older - unless you consider the extra scars they get from battle. Plus krogan live probably longer than the damn Asari if they can avoid getting themselves killed - a pretty solid match.

 

I'm still not convinced that the radical changes that age brings to humans wouldn't be an issue. Asari stick with short-lived partner's until they die, sure. Though this is mostly on the context of the other races. Humanity is pretty new to the galactic scene and I doubt many of them have really lived out their lives with an Asari just yet. The asari might be surprised by how drastic the change is for all we know.

 

I'm not saying the Asari would be grossed away by old human flesh. I'm saying that the transition between young and old is dramatic and would probably hinder the relationship. Look at someone when they're 20 and then look at them when they're in their late 80s. The change is radical.

 

Coincidentally remember the Asari on Illium? "'Its not like dating a human where you just wait it out for a few decades for them to die."

 

It's this kind of perspective that bothers me when it comes to romancing Asari.

 

 

I have my suspicions OP was just talking about one night in the parents' bedroom at someone's house party lol. Although on the age thing Liara's romance manages to have her be simultaneously older yet 'younger' than Shepard by a debateably creepy distance either way. She's like 20 in Asari years, Shep's like 28.

 

Entirely possible. I've never been the type to do 'flings' so that would had went right over my head. When I think of being with someone, I think of actual commitment and not just getting crotches wet. Lol.

 

 

The low numbers of Asari always puzzled me. Only 5.5 billion on Thessia? Most odd.

 

Asari in their 'youth' spend most of their time exploring the galaxy and enjoying life and don't 'settle down' for a family until they're much older. That might have something to do with it. Not like us humans who are eager to pop them out ASAP. Plus they have the perfect birthcontrol.

 

 

Maybe the asari are really really in love with all that disposable income. After all, they have to keep paying for things for a thousand years.

 

You think the life-insurance would be cheap?

 


 



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The low numbers of Asari always puzzled me. Only 5.5 billion on Thessia? Most odd.


Anderson says it in one of the Mass Effect novels that the asari are the most populous species. I guess they have some large colonies (we know, for example, that Lusia has a population of more than 2 billion asari).

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How old are they in dog years?

 

Lol, approx. 800 and 196 respectively. Liara's only a maiden, I think she even says in ME1 she's barely more than a child in Asari terms. Shepard is the creepy older guy but he's only 1/5th  her age. The magic of science fiction.