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#51
JWvonGoethe

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Only explanation: David Gaider was in charge of character designs this time around.


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I suppose people don't talk about Vivienne and IB being bald because they have horns/a horn hat. Solas is too obvious in his baldness.

Not that that's a bad thing. My elf is going to crush Solas's perfect head to her bosom. BUT I DIGRESS.
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#53
Commander Rpg

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Bald men are mostly well-hung. Look at Solas' pelvis and you'll know I say the truth.



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*passes through*

 

He likes to play with fire. B)


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In addition to losing their immortality, the elves got another condition from humans.

 

Male pattern baldness.

 

Elves hate humans for this way more than they hate humans for the loss of immortality.

 

Solas thought if he shaved it all off, no one could tell he was thinning in front. He was wrong. 


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shouts something incoherent about bald longjohn pride


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#57
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It is okay, Solas. It doesn't make you look any less attractive.

 

If anything, it makes you look more...er...worldly. Yes, that is the ticket.


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If Solas had hair no one would look twice at the other LIs. He's doing them all a kindness. 8)

Meanwhile his fans shall stroke dat coconut.
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As questions like this arise semi-regularly, here's the universal answer: 

 

That [person/place/thing] looks the way it does because we designed it to support the gameplay, support the story/setting and do both within the constraints of technology and a finite budget. 

 

You are obviously wrong. He had hair in his youth or rather in the spring of his adulthood, but then he visited the BSN. He went insane and then pulled out all his hair.

 

Same thing happend to Iron Bull. Looking at all the "ride the bull" threads, he stabbed himself in the eye.

 

Only Varric has survived the drooling fanbase so far... so far...



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Because he's one step closer to becoming an airbender or a Voldemort cosplay. (Take your pick)


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Because he's one step closer to becoming an airbender or a Voldemort cosplay. (Take your pick)

 

"Do not lie to Lord Solas, shemlen, for he knows...he always knows..."


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Because a problem caused him to scratch his head to far and forgot to use his volumizing shampoo



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Chinese WOW player: for that crit chance increase.



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So he is more Aerodynamic?



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Cancer awareness thing



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he was surrounded by bandits in the woods. as everyone knows, bandits are a particular type of unhinged. solas had many ideas for a plan of attack; he could burst out in to song a la disney style. a surprisingly choreographed musical could surely have gotten him out of the situation. but alas, he had always been a bit tone deaf. he quickly decided in another course of action. turning the bandits in to a pile of ash would have been quite messy and who wants to deal with that? leave some poor sod just taking a stroll to clean up te remains, or worse; a lovely couple having a picnic when WHOOSH, bandit ashes in your food. he would have none of that. instead, he caught his luscious locks on fire (which was really quite the spectacle). the bandits, being remarkably slow witted, thought nothing of this. but this was not solas' goal! no. he tilted his head in what could only be describe as smooth as a koala driving stick-shift and caught the sun light just right, the gleaming rays bouncing off his magnificent chrome and in to the retna's of the bandits. they quickly knelt and solas pranced away free, never underestimating the power of a shiny cap ever again.

TLDR; solas don't give a flying fick.

(disclaimer; i may or may not be deprived of sleep and hyped on caffeine trying to get this essay done. i will let you decide.)
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This reminds me of a toxic thread in the League Of Legends forums called:

 

"Why is Lucian black?". (Lucian is a champion you can play in League of Legends)

 

People have different bodies.Skin colors, hair, body types etc. Deal with it.

 

/thread


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This reminds me of a toxic thread in the League Of Legends forums called:

 

"Why is Lucian black?". (Lucian is a champion you can play in League of Legends)

 

People have different bodies.Skin colors, hair, body types etc. Deal with it.

 

/thread

Not really the same thing but your outrage is noted



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Not really the same thing but your outrage is noted

 

I wasn't trying to come off as mad or raging.

 

I am 10% water 25% sass and 65% sarcasm so my posts sometimes come off unintentionally bitchy ;D.


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Because he was designed that way.
 
/thread
 
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Probably in order to ensure that I don't try to romance him........ <_<



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So we can do this.

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Because bald people exist.



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As questions like this arise semi-regularly, here's the universal answer: 

 

That [person/place/thing] looks the way it does because we designed it to support the gameplay, support the story/setting and do both within the constraints of technology and a finite budget. 

 

So you're saying he had cancer?



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9TailsFox

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So you're saying he had cancer?

No. It's hard to make long hair because of clipping with different style off armour. So All hair is short or no hair at all. But your theory possible to.