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[Jigglypuff]

Prolonged exposure to lyrium?

 

He got his weave snatched?

 

He is mr. clean?

[Cadell_Agathon]

You... do know that that's not how cancer works, right? That you don't spontaneously lose your hair when you get cancer? Please tell me you know this.

 

[TheGusWho]

 

Wow, you sure put me in my place with a gif you lifted off tumblr. And that insanely clever ASCII "art" in your tagline - I've clearly met my match.

 

Since my question wasn't directed at you, however, I'll just save myself a lot of energy and block you now. You're never going to have anything to contribute anyway.

[mfr001]

In the spirit of the OP, and with acknowledgement to Rowan and Martin (which dates me) ...

 

"He hasn't got a problem with people being bald in public."

[Warden Nick]

He visits the Barber demon in the Fade

[Mr.Chuckle]

His head is soo shiny and clean.....
He TOTLY has to put some product on his head to make it look soo shiny and clean.....

One simply can't stop looking at it and chuckle

[HTTP 404]

Spoiler

 

super boy should have known better!  Everyone knows that Lex has a bottle of acid and the antidote sitting on a desk by him at all times!

[Roxy]

Just...why is this a thread? Just why. 

 

I have no clue!

 

 

But I will say this I know the OP means this thread as a joke but I'm going to be serious and say he's bald because that's the way they (BioWare) made him. *shrugs*

I see nothing wrong with it he looks Great bald. 

[Han Shot First]

Because he's Thedas' Larry David.

 

[SamanthaJ]

I'm still convinced that bald elf = special elf. Zathrian, Shartan...They're bald and significant. 

[Grayvisions]

As questions like this arise semi-regularly, here's the universal answer: 

 

That [person/place/thing] looks the way it does because we designed it to support the gameplay, support the story/setting and do both within the constraints of technology and a finite budget. 

 

Translation: Bald heads are sexy and Solas be representin'.

[In Exile]

The obvious and real question has to be whether the carpet matches the drapes. 

[Shapeshifter777]

Male elf baldness, he likes it that way or something else?

 

EDIT: This was just meant to be for a bit of fun (which admittedly most people got and rolled with it). It was never meant to be taken seriously

 

 

Because he wants to be?  That's like asking why Dorian is gay.  Is it not okay to judge someone based on their sexual preference, but perfectly fine to judge someone based on their preference of style?

[Commander Rpg]

Is it not okay to judge someone based on their sexual preference, but perfectly fine to judge someone based on their preference of style?

Welcome to the paradox.

[bazzag]

Why is Solas bald?

 

Well it all started when he was a wee elf boy, living out in the wilderness. Back then, he had lovely golden locks, thick and wavy, all the way down to his waist. He loved his hair. It made him feel special, that he was that frolicking elf that every elf wanted to be. Sometimes, Solas would sit down on a tree stump, and whistle. He would attract animals from all around the wood. From birds and bees, Halla and Nugs. Even the occasional bear would become docile as he heard Solas's tune. And as the animals would curl up around him, Solas would be at peace.

 

Unfortunately, such long hair has no place in the woods. Left to flow freely, it got tangled with twigs and leaves, getting all matted and really hard to comb. Birds as well, had started nesting in his hair, and it wasn't the first time Solas had led his head down only to crush eggs. Fed up, he raged to the heavens, asking the gods for assistance. As if his calls were answered, a rip appeared before him, glowing eerily green. From inside the tear came a voice. It offered to help him. All it wanted was to be free, and Solas, young, foolish and proud of his hair, agreed. Solas used his magical properties to find the voice in the tear, and pulled him out. But it wasn't a helpful voice at all, it was a demon of pride, and it latched onto Solas mind like a magnet, threatening possession. It was a struggle of minds, and solas managed to push the demon away. Alas, it found a host.

 

It found a small sparrow, currently fixing its nest ready to lay its eggs. Its nest, happened to be in Solas's hair and when that small sparrow was possessed, it became an abomination. And believe me, a bird abomination in your hair is no laughing matter. It burned Solas's scalp, setting his hair aflame. Its talons grew, and dug into Solas head. He screamed, grabbing hold of the 'bird' and throwing it off his head, losing half his hair as he did so. It hit a tree and went limp. Solas managed to put out the fire on his head, but the damage was done. All his hair, was gone. Permanently damaged, he would never be able to grow his hair again.

 

The end

[Shapeshifter777]

^ David Gaider approves. 

[Evelynn Theirin]

FOR ELVEN GLORY

*snickers*

[Thargorichiban]

Part of the process of becoming a god requires you to become bald.

 

Many a person has turned back upon realizing this.

[thats1evildude]

Because a spirit told him to AND THE SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT YOU GUYS

[Bob Walker]

Because he is a furless dread wolf.

[Laurelinde]

Well, he is thousands of years old.

 

Or he pulled it all out when he was stressed, like Turk from Scrubs.  Take your pick.  

[9TailsFox]

He is more than 2000 years. Duh.

Young Solas.

[stonerbishop]

FOR ELVEN GLORY

*snickers*

Awww that's what I was going to post

[Elsariel]

He is more than 2000 years. Duh.
Young Solas.

DAAAYYYUUUM