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#51
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He's a piece of ****. A wanna be samurai. **** him. Killing him felt so good. I'd do it again and again if I could.

 

 

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Jetstream Sam would school Kei Leng 


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I brought up #177504 from Evidence so you can see for yourself. We caught the slag who was assembling it in one of Tower 110's bathrooms. He got it past the detectors in pieces--metal barrel in a hollowed-out omni-tool, eezo in one of those Cision toothbrushes. The rest was plastic or ceramic. No gang ink on him, he was in a sport coat like most of the male employees of Tower 110. His ID was manufactured--he's got a record that dates back to when his medcard was issued, and before that, nothing.

This is way beyond coincidence. This is a pro assassin, and he's not alone. We've got people smuggling Talons all over the station. Patrol knows it, Organized Crime knows it. But when you try to talk to the Major, you hit a steel wall. Where's Internal Affairs when you need them? Why can't we get them to open an investigation on Customs? You would NOT get away with this blind-eye business if this were L.A. or Hong Kong.

 

The Major says he's not going to screw over good police because of one nut with a pistol. But it isn't just one. Ask the Executor this--if this is the stuff we're catching, what's slipping by?


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There were no Assassins in Assassins creed, just Altair but he was the last.



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There were no Assassins in Assassins creed, just Altair but he was the last.



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There were no Assassins in Assassins creed, just Altair but he was the last.
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Hey let me guess...There were no Assassins in Assassins creed, just Altair but he was the last. :blink: 


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#57
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Kai Leng is cheap. You will see it soon enough as you progress through the game. Whether that influences your opinion of him is up to you.



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Hey let me guess...There were no Assassins in Assassins creed, just Altair but he was the last. :blink:


Correct. There were no Assassins in Assassins creed, just Altair but he was the last.

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inb4  jokes about Kai Leng eating cereals



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Maybe that's the real reason they split up. Benezia caught Aethyta with wandering eyes.

 

Damn, I'm surprised that she didn't make a comment about Miranda.


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Damn, I'm surprised that she didn't make a comment about Miranda.

That would have been amazing. 



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If I recall correctly, Kai Leng served in the Alliance and earned a number of medals before being discharged. He was annoying in the game, but from what I can tell in the books he was a way more interesting character. He apparently broke into Anderson's apartment -- on the Citadel I believe -- and at his cereal then pissed in his vase. In the game all he seems to do is run in circles and whine about everything. It was funny when Thane talked about him. He should feel embarrassed because he let a terminally I'll hospital patient stop him from reaching his target... which was directly in front of him.

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If I recall correctly, Kai Leng served in the Alliance and earned a number of medals before being discharged. He was annoying in the game, but from what I can tell in the books he was a way more interesting character. He apparently broke into Anderson's apartment -- on the Citadel I believe -- and at his cereal then pissed in his vase. In the game all he seems to do is run in circles and whine about everything. It was funny when Thane talked about him. He should feel embarrassed because he let a terminally I'll hospital patient stop him from reaching his target... which was directly in front of him.

Thane should shutup since he should've shot Leng in the head when he had the chance and not run into a sword


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Thane should shutup since he should've shot Leng in the head when he had the chance and not run into a sword

I can't believe how many times he and shep both missed when he was running for the escape skycar. I thought they had good aim. 


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I can't believe how many times he and shep both missed when he was running for the escape skycar. I thought they had good aim. 

 

It's Star Wars all over again!

Now seriously, blame their writers it is quite clear, no? So that we could to a pseudo-boss battle with him in the end. And an annoying one at that.


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I can't believe how many times he and shep both missed when he was running for the escape skycar. I thought they had good aim. 

That's only when we control shep. Without us they are worthless. rofl


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That's only when we control shep. Without us they are worthless. rofl

 

Shepard also seems a little smarter when we control him/her except when we make choices about Asari Reproduction and stuff like that. :lol:


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It's Star Wars all over again!

Now seriously, blame their writers it is quite clear, no? So that we could to a pseudo-boss battle with him in the end. And an annoying one at that.



That's only when we control shep. Without us they are worthless. rofl

Well, I can understand Thane's aim being a little shaky, what with him being mortally wounded and all... also the lack of oxygen to his brain from the Kepral's Syndrome causing him to make a silly decision to run straight at a sword :-P ... but shep? The second Thane was impaled, before Kai Leng even removed the sword, shep should've lobbed a grenade at them while Kai Leng did his badass pose. Thane would've understood; he didn't want to die in a hospital bed anyway -- he was only there because Kolyat wanted him to be there. 

 



Shepard also seems a little smarter when we control him/her except when we make choices about Asari Reproduction and stuff like that. :lol:

Heh, I dunno... once when I had control of shep, he stopped running and stood there and admired the reaper laser-beam that was suddenly tracking him as he ran because it had never done that before on the easier difficulty. He also got himself killed more than once by running out from cover to revive fallen teammates when he could have used medi-gel from a distance.  :whistle:


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Heh, I dunno... once when I had control of shep, he stopped running and stood there and admired the reaper laser-beam that was suddenly tracking him as he ran because it had never done that before on the easier difficulty. He also got himself killed more than once by running out from cover to revive fallen teammates when he could have used medi-gel from a distance.  :whistle:

 

 

 

I'm not the only one! Whenever a squadmate goes down, I look at my medi-gel and ignore it to revive them myself because hell hath forbid, I not have medi-gel when I really need it! :P


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I'm not the only one! Whenever a squadmate goes down, I look at my medi-gel and ignore it to revive them myself because hell hath forbid, I not have medi-gel when I really need it! :P

Yep. Forget about every single war movie I've watched where the sniper hits one guy and then keeps shooting him until one of his buddies can't stand the screams anymore and runs out to get him and gets shot and dies himself... because this time it will be different. 



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Poor Jacob; now even Kai Leng has more fans than he does. 

 

To be frank - in my opinion - Jacob is incredibly boring. His appearance is boring and his personality is dull. He's a big snore to me. :/


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To be frank - in my opinion - Jacob is incredibly boring. His appearance is boring and his personality is dull. He's a big snore to me. :/

Agreed.



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To be frank - in my opinion - Jacob is incredibly boring. His appearance is boring and his personality is dull. He's a big snore to me. :/

That's  pretty true. But I'd rather him than Kai Lame.  :P  

 

Actually that description fits Kai Lame as well.  :D


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When his promo stuff came out, I thought he was incredibly attractive.  Ironic thing was, I was romancing Thane.  I got over that attraction real quick in the game.


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When his promo stuff came out, I thought he was incredibly attractive.  Ironic thing was, I was romancing Thane.  I got over that attraction real quick in the game.

:lol: Nothing like seeing your BF get stabbed through the chest to change your mind about someone, heh. 


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