Oh, the Roles You Can Play!

A Dr. Seuss Parody Poem by Fast Jimmy
You can roleplay some characters
That's what you can do.
You can roleplay just one
or roleplay a crew
You can roleplay a motive
You can roleplay a goal
You can roleplay a horse
Oh, the roles you can role!

Oh the roles you can roleplay
if only you try!
If you try, you can roleplay
a multi-faceted guy
And you don't have to stop
you can roleplay backdrop
Backdrop, backdrop, beautiful backdrop
a beautiful backdrop that dev writing won't force you to chop
You can roleplay some thugs
You can roleplay some jugs
You play a long time as a thug with his jugs

You can roleplay a dwarf glad to abandon his home
and welcomes the escape to a world outside the dome
Roleplay a Templar
Roleplay his outcry
He stands up for mages
and doesn't just stand by
You can roleplay a Knight
A knight without his dander up
He helps out the helpless, but does so quite gruff

You can roleplay a Mage
A Mage who is just about to break
Demons are corrupting her
while she's not awake
Role! Role and create
Create and role
Will the guilt of all that killing
eat away at their soul?
You can roleplay how long...
...until a Dalish belongs?

There are so many roles
A roleplayer can role!
Would you dare imagine lore
not found in a Codex scroll?
And what would you do
with no character behavior cues?
Oh the roles you can role!
Roleplay Peter the Warden
Who unwillingly fights
Against all the Darkspawn... and in Awakening, twice
Role! You can roleplay any role that you wish.
Role a rogue... with a past... with some loss... and a twist!
Roleplay wrong
Roleplay right
Role a morally conflicted fight

Role!
Role a drip
Roleplay someone who is whipped
Give them mother issues
and confidence has zip
And vile!
Roleplay vile!
And roleplay great style
Why do ones who are vile
usually have such good style?
And why are so many protags morally right?
You can roleplay like that any game, any night
Role vile and role right
and role loud and role shy
Oh the roles you can roleplay... if only you try





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