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Empress Celene... vile traitor OR savior of Orlais?


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#726
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You really need to calm down. I know it's terrible when someone has actually done something, but this is ignored in favor of spiting someone else. Gaspard is this and Gaspard is that arguments don't sit well with me when we already know Celene is terrible. 

I don't care about how Gaspard treats the elves. I don't care if Gaspard kills every elf in Orlais and feeds them to the peasants. The fact is, he hasn't done it himself, and you saying he would without the elves actively trying to kill him, as opposed to Celene doing what her constituents say means nothing.


You are just SO patronizing.

Fine, if all that matters was who ordered the torches lit, then Celene is certainly the only one who should be condemned.

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Honestly pre-TME everything I had heard about Celene made her sound like some kind of master of shadows intriguer extraordinaire.

 

Turns out she isn't anywhere NEAR that, AND she lacks backbone.

 

The Empire would be better off under a stronger Emperor.



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You are just SO patronizing.

Fine, if all that matters was who ordered the torches lit, then Celene is certainly the only one who should be condemned.

 

You're still responding like I care about virtual people. 

 

lol Celene isn't a bad guy for killing elves. She's a bad empress because a worm has more spine.


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Conscript the elves and throw them at mabari. 

 

An amusing image, but sadly not very feasible.



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You're still responding like I care about virtual people.


Lol. Ok, YEAH, I get it.

I'm TRYING to address only the facts. Gaspard hoped Celene would do exactly what she did, thus my speculation (based on FACTS) that your example of Gaspard refusing to do the same is an improbable scenario.

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Honestly pre-TME everything I had heard about Celene made her sound like some kind of master of shadows intriguer extraordinaire.

 

Turns out she isn't anywhere NEAR that, AND she lacks backbone.

 

The Empire would be better off under a stronger Emperor.

I'm not sure if the writer intends to make Celene look like flawed person, but as the story on TME progress she becomes more selfish and callous while becoming less smart and in certain situation she looks downright stupid. I thought she suppose to be a shrewd politician and master of the game, but since she's failing constantly in the novel. I doubt she is a competent ruler. Still...I wish we had third option instead of force to pick these two, but I'm still with team Gaspard all the way, and at least the man has a backbone.



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An amusing image, but sadly not very feasible.

You're never any fun. You gotta dream big. Imagine wave after wave of catapults and force mages flinging elves, peasants, and degenerates at dirty barbarians. 



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I don't get how people can defend Celene. She's weak, she's wishy-washy, Morrigan kinda-sorta hates her, Loghain despises her, she's selfish, she's a manipulative c*nt, she participates in the Great Game, and she's Orlesian. 

 

I'm sure I can add more. I'll edit as they come.


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You're never any fun. You gotta dream big. Imagine wave after wave of catapults and force mages flinging elves, peasants, and degenerates at dirty barbarians. 

 

Elves are probably too fragile to be of any use as ammunition.



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I don't get how people can defend Celene. She's weak, she's wishy-washy, Morrigan kinda-sorta hates her, Loghain despises her, she's selfish, she participates in the Great Game, and she's Orlesian. 


This, All of it.



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I'M NOT defending Celene.

I'm just also criticizing Gaspard, who is also an Orlesian game player very likely to be hated by Loghain.
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 who is also an Orlesian game player very likely to be hated by Loghain.

 

The main difference being that unlike Celene he seems to have a level of competence at it...



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The main difference being that unlike Celene he seems to have a level of competence at it...

 

Didn't Gaspard want to abolish that nonsense? I don't have to like him to respect that.


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Elves are probably too fragile to be of any use as ammunition.

Gaspard would be competent enough to light them on fire first. Do you take him for a fool?



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Except for how the Orlesian game involves cunning with words, and he dismisses his OWN skill at that in comparison to Celene's.

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Except for how the Orlesian game involves cunning with words, and he dismisses his OWN skill at that in comparison to Celene's.

 

And still plays her like a fiddle the entire book.

 

Hell Celene can't even BETRAY him competently.


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I don't get how people can defend Celene. She's weak, she's wishy-washy, Morrigan kinda-sorta hates her, Loghain despises her, she's selfish, she's a manipulative c*nt, she participates in the Great Game, and she's Orlesian. 
 
I'm sure I can add more. I'll edit as they come.


Years of playing BioWare games has made this sort of woman into a potential party member.

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Except for how the Orlesian game involves cunning with words, and he dismisses his OWN skill at that in comparison to Celene's.

 

Whatever Celene is lamesauce. And now I understand the depths of Cailan's stupidity for nearly getting wrapped around that incompetent swine's fingers.


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Whatever Celene is lamesauce. And now I understand the depths of Cailan's stupidity for nearly getting wrapped around that incompetent swine's fingers.

 

Loghain would have had my full support if he had just wanted to remove that idiot.



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Whatever Celene is lamesauce. And now I understand the depths of Cailan's stupidity for nearly getting wrapped around that incompetent swine's fingers.

Fine. Sure, we can all agree that Celene is lamesauce.

Edit: Like I'm going to argue with Batman anyway...



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Loghain would have had my full support if he had just wanted to remove that idiot.

I still think he did but he just has to pin false flag and blame the Grey Warden for Cailan's death. I'm surprised how Loghain didn't want to see Cailan's corpse hang out or fed to the wolves, even though he never like him.



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Honestly pre-TME everything I had heard about Celene made her sound like some kind of master of shadows intriguer extraordinaire.

 

Turns out she isn't anywhere NEAR that, AND she lacks backbone.

 

The Empire would be better off under a stronger Emperor.

Yeah, I ended up being a bit disappointed in her competence after the mysterious murmurings of her cunning and shrewdness in DA2 and other media. She starts off seeming pretty smart but soon you realize she's getting conned like an amateur. Embarrassing, really. I don't know how she even believes she's worthy of the throne at the end when she's trying to recoup her losses.



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I just say we let them all try and kill each other, then we come in, kill them both, and place a third party on the throne. After that we put the elves back where they belong, in the dales, let them find a clan to take them in.



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That's one of the most costly and illogical plans ever proposed ever. And there have been a lot. 


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That's one of the most costly and illogical plans ever proposed ever. And there have been a lot. 

 

Illogical plans should be on the classic blunders list.

 


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