Introduce your Solo character...
I named him Han Solo.
What class did you choose?
Smuggler.
What was your psychological profile?
Scoundrel.
What was your morality?
Renegade.
While on the Death Star mission, did you want to rescue Leia or leave?
I wanted to leave her, but Luke went after her anyway.
How soon did you launch the suicide mission to blow up the Death Star?
I launched it to late and almost everyone had died.
Did you save Luke Skywalker?
Yes. He gives war assets.
Was the Death Star destroyed or Yavin 4?
Death Star.
Who was your love interest?
I made an attempt with Leia.
Did you import to your character to The Empire Strikes Back?
Yes.
Did you save Luke Skywalker again?
Yes.
How much of the forces did you save on Hoth?
70%. Which gave me a lot of war assets.
Who was your love interest this time?
Leia. I wanted to continue the romance.
Did you download any DLC?
Yes. I got to visit Dagobah.
Did you evade the Imperials in the asteroid field?
Yes.
Did you evade Boba Fett?
No.
What was your ending?
I got frozen in ice.
Did you import to Return of the Jedi?
Yes.
Who saved you from Jabba?
Leia because I romanced her.
Did you save Lando from the Sarlacc pit?
Yes.
Did you choose the retrieve Death Star II plans or save the Bothans?
I took the plans and many Bothans died. Oh well, the plans give you more war assets.
Who did you manage to recruit to help the Alliance?
Humans, Mon Calamari, Bothans, Wookiees, Sullustans, Jedi Order remnant, ex-imperial, smugglers, law enforcement, and civilian volunteers.
Who was your love interest this time?
Leia. To continue the romance.
When going to Endor, what was your Total Military Strength?
14,500
What was your Readiness rating?
50%
What was your Effective Military Strength?
7,250
Did you have a high enough EMS to save both Lando and Wedge in the space battle?
Yes.
Did you warn Luke to get off the Death Star before it explodes?
No. I wanted him to go along with the Death Star for kissing my love interest. He somehow made it off anyway.
Which ending was chosen?
Destroy. I wanted to blow up the Death Star and every Imperial bastard in it.
Did the Millennium Falcon escape the blast?
Yes. I had a high enough EMS.
Finally, what happened in the end?
People celebrated and I kissed my love interest. The screen faded to black while we were in a field.
Mass Effect parody... Star Wars style
Débuté par
Larry-3
, oct. 11 2014 06:24
#1
Posté 11 octobre 2014 - 06:24
- Antmarch456 aime ceci
#2
Posté 11 octobre 2014 - 10:28
You goddamn genius, and I ain't even a Star-Wars fan! *Claps with passion*
Next: Star Trek (also not a Star-Trek fan)
Next: Star Trek (also not a Star-Trek fan)
#3
Posté 11 octobre 2014 - 06:46
Not a Star Wars?! We got to fix that! Just kidding, people have the right to like whatever they want. Mass Effect is runner up for me, because Star Wars is number one in my book, and I noticed a lot of similarities between the two. Regardless, I could do Star Trek, but I do not know of any major all-or-nothing battles in that universe.





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