Jesus simfamSP! You're even more crazier than me!
Weird things about me? I'll list them, some are true, some aren't but you have to guess...
-I regularly visit lesbian bars with the get-up that I'm a gay woman trapped in a man's body.
-I'm into BDSM with a French dominatrix.
-I'm naked right now.
-I'm thinking about you reading this.
-It's getting hot in here...
-I'm actually a moderator on this site and this is my alternative personality.
-I have multiple personality disorder. My third personality calls himself simply "John" and hates icecream.
-I don't mind eating the first top on the loaf of bread (that slice everyone leaves) in fact it's my favourite.
-I often find anything remotely gay extremely hilarious.
-My posts are actually all serious and I've escaped from the local mental ward.
-E.A once offered me a job and I accepted but then declined because I forgot I had a job working for Ubisoft at the time.
-David Gaider actually knows me and we go for drinks together occasionally and laugh at the fan-base.
-I proposed to BiowareMod02 but she friendzoned me.
-I've never been friendzoned.
-I'm actually wearing a suit right now.
-I'm thinking about how superior I am to all you NEETS.
-I don't currently have a job.
-I'm an alcoholic.
Now guess which ones are truth and which are fiction. The winner will be sent an email full of angry swear words, incoherent ranting and a nice death threat to finish it off, oh boy!