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[Catastrophy]

I like to eat fresh flowers. (Not ones you get from the florist but the stray one here and there growing in my garden. Drives my GF mad.)

Where is the weird part?

[Dermain]

Where is the weird part?

 

Do you really have to ask?!

 

She's eating flowers! From outside! In the grass! Contaminated by dirt with animal feces in it! With bugs! That was probably urinated on by numerous animals!!!!!!!!!

 

DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT UNDERSTAND THE WEIRD PART IN ALL OF THIS!?!?!?!?!?! 

[Dominus]

Where is the weird part?

I'm inclined to agree, I think it's charming in a hippie sort of way. Not sure I'd do it though.

Hmm, other weird facts... :/ I once dressed up as Miss Cleo for a film my sister and brother filmed.

[Catastrophy]

Do you really have to ask?!

 

She's eating flowers! From outside! In the grass! Contaminated by dirt with animal feces in it! With bugs! That was probably urinated on by numerous animals!!!!!!!!!

 

DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT UNDERSTAND THE WEIRD PART IN ALL OF THIS!?!?!?!?!?! 

The flowers I eat have no animal refuse on top. We have neat clean gardens over here.

[AutumnWitch]

Do you really have to ask?!

 

She's eating flowers! From outside! In the grass! Contaminated by dirt with animal feces in it! With bugs! That was probably urinated on by numerous animals!!!!!!!!!

 

DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT UNDERSTAND THE WEIRD PART IN ALL OF THIS!?!?!?!?!?! 

 

 

 

Ummm no.The flowers I speak of grow on bushes and vines and so forth well up off the ground. They are mostly clean and I always look for bugs and I usually eat it one petal at a time.  Sheeeeshhhhh!

[Catastrophy]

I like blackberries from the garden, too.

[Dermain]

Ummm no.The flowers I speak of grow on bushes and vines and so forth well up off the ground. They are mostly clean and I always look for bugs and I usually eat it one petal at a time.  Sheeeeshhhhh!

 

That's what it wants you to think! Those flowers are all "Ha, we'll trick her! We're going to look all nice, tasty, and clean but we're really just tasty. As long as she never sees what the birds do..."

 

I do hope you're laughing at all of this, it is the intended reaction. 

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

The ability to listen to music while I work increases my effectiveness in the workplace by 300%, and never have been told to turn off my music.
 
 

 

When I try to study or work in a place where one person is talking or TV is showing something with average volume my efficiency is about 15%.

When there is no one around and calm classic music is playing my efficiency rises to 90%.

[Lotion Soronarr]

Don't flirt with Lotion.

 

He's only for me.

 

We like to bicker about stuff.

 

Then totally make out with Gintama in the background.

 

 

One day we (and by that I mean I .. your lifespan is sadly limited) are going to have beautiful perfect children. 20 18 of them.

Angels.(well one of them at least)

And they will be 100% loyal to their dad and will NEVER betray me!

And I will sit on a pimpin' golden throne!

And watch Gintama and LOGH.

[Lotion Soronarr]

Do you really have to ask?!

 

She's eating flowers! From outside! In the grass! Contaminated by dirt with animal feces in it! With bugs! That was probably urinated on by numerous animals!!!!!!!!!

 

DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT UNDERSTAND THE WEIRD PART IN ALL OF THIS!?!?!?!?!?! 

 

The irony is that it still probably healthier than whatever you get in a supermarket.

Plus, it's good for the immune system.

His must be looking at yours and going: "BRO! Do you even lift?"

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

And I'm actually afraid of Ebola. Half of the doctors who got this sickness died.

[Lotion Soronarr]

Well, good thing I'm biologically perfect, immune to everything and immortal.

Sucks to be you I guess.

[Catastrophy]

I also like bees and honey. If you're not the petal-eating type, try honey - it actually tastes different depending from where the bees collected it.

 

Although thinking about it, the bees might eat the nectar and puke it out in their hive. I guess it's all right as long as they keep their cute litle antennae clean. And they rarely have a party or sex. A perfect species to feature on Fox News.

[Roses]

Well, I cry... when I'm angry. It's like I'm sorry for being angry but I can't help it.

This makes super misunderstood because people don't associate tears with anger, normally. So they don't take it as a warning that I'm about to rip their head off.

That, IMO, is really weird about me.

[guitarmouse]

ha ha...from reading the post, it occurs to me that 'Weird' is in the eyes, or mind, of the beholder, just as most things are.

[Lotion Soronarr]

I like to pretend I'm other people.

Right now, on the forums, I pretend to be the glorious Micky Mouse. Heil Disney!

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You got me, I do drugs.

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and that drug is called Charlie Sheen. Except it's not because you can't get it.

I'm actually addicted to Chuck Norrises sweat.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I like to pretend I'm other people.

Right now, on the forums, I pretend to be the glorious Micky Mouse. Heil Disney!

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You got me, I do drugs.

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and that drug is called Charlie Sheen. Except it's not because you can't get it.

I'm actually addicted to Chuck Norrises sweat.

 

[Catastrophy]

I like to pretend I'm other people.

Right now, on the forums, I pretend to be the glorious Micky Mouse. Heil Disney!

...

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You got me, I do drugs.

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and that drug is called Charlie Sheen. Except it's not because you can't get it.

I'm actually addicted to Chuck Norrises sweat.

You should try being John Malkovich.

[Sir DeLoria]

I like to tap with my fingers on everything, look in the mirror too much and act very theatrical sometimes.

[Laamaa]

I can't sleep if my ears aren't covered... It's creepy if they're not.

[Dutchess]

I can't sleep if my ears aren't covered... It's creepy if they're not.

 

You seem to have some pretty large ears as well.