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[Dio Demon]

Aren't there about twenty other gals in the series who might refute this statement?

No he wears pants during sex. That's the real reason why Geralt is infertile he never takes off his pants during sex

[slimgrin]

Aren't there about twenty other gals in the series who might refute this statement?

 

It strikes so fast they don't get to see it.

[TheJediSaint]

Hrmm.  It just occurred to me.  If there are nude scenes, people are going to compare the "measurements" of romanceable characters to each other. 

[daveliam]

No he wears pants during sex. That's the real reason why Geralt is infertile he never takes off his pants during sex

 

Oh right, I forgot.

[AshesEleven]

Hrmm.  It just occurred to me.  If there are nude scenes, people are going to compare the "measurements" of romanceable characters to each other. 

 

Solas totally has the biggest wang.  Just saying.  

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

No he wears pants during sex. That's the real reason why Geralt is infertile he never takes off his pants during sex

 

I'm pretty sure they come off eventually during the Triss scene, it's just kinda camera angled out. 

 

The character model for it exists. 

[Regular Wise Guy]

@ Avaflame

 

     Says the one who is standing in front of a bunch of mirrors.

But you are absolutely right. Because it is just so much easier to clean off mirrors that tangled hair.

Oh, and please.. while you're on the subject of spunk and mirrors... if you know where any fun-house mirrors are on sale (amazon and ebay are out.. already checked) by all means  one can never have enough practice in front of one.

[TheJediSaint]

Solas totally has the biggest wang.  Just saying.  

Wearing those pants?  Unlikely.

[herkles]

So let me get this  straight bioware can show  implements  decaoitations  dark magic that  rips  people apart but bioware won't show full frontal nudity?

saddly yes. George RR Martins says it best in this quote.

 

 

“I can describe an axe entering a human skull in great explicit detail and no one will blink twice at it. I provide a similar description, just as detailed, of a penis entering a vagina, and I get letters about it and people swearing off. To my mind this is kind of frustrating, it’s madness. Ultimately, in the history of [the] world, penises entering vaginas have given a lot of people a lot of pleasure; axes entering skulls, well, not so much.”

[daveliam]

Solas totally has the biggest wang.  Just saying.  

 

Makes me smirk a bit at the "Is it just me or does Iron Bull have a really small head?" thread that's right above this one.......

[Hellion Rex]

Solas totally has the biggest wang.  Just saying.  

Nah, Dorian's magister staff is the longest.

[Dominus]

OK as the Game has a M rating will we see actual Nudity Durning Sex sex scenes no more awkward granny panties and strapless bars that made no sense

strapless bars Durning Sex? That's Isnantity.

Gamespot made an article way back that say they're trying to get that right. Inspiration from ME3 and TW2 are likely. Yumei get nakie time.

[AshesEleven]

Nah, Dorian's magister staff is the longest.

 

Oh god, it's already begun!  We're arguing over fictional penis size!

 

Never mind, Bioware!  We aren't ready yet to handle full male nudity!

[BackdoorPaco]

There will be nudity; brontos only. 

                                                                *dat ass tho*

Nugs will be included in future dlc.

[daveliam]

 

We aren't ready yet to handle full male nudity!

 

Speak for yourself, good sir (or madam).  Speak for yourself.

[Regular Wise Guy]

...and this is the end result...

 

Drop one small stone in a great pond, sit back, and watch the ripples spread like wild fire across it all!

[vertigomez]

Oh snap, does this mean we'll finally find out if elves have body hair?!

Bring it on, Bioware. Bring it on.

[archav3n]

To be honest. Why not tasteful nudity? Come on it's a mature rated game. Many other games had done topless anyway. Just because I love tasteful nudity doesn't mean I'm pervert. I have a gf in real life.

[archav3n]

To be honest. Why not tasteful nudity? Come on it's a mature rated game. Many other games had done topless before anyway. Just because I love tasteful nudity doesn't mean I'm pervert. I have a gf in real life.

[AshenEndymion]

Oh snap, does this mean we'll finally find out if elves have body hair?!

Bring it on, Bioware. Bring it on.

 

Didn't a Varric/Fenris conversation confirm that elves don't have body hair?  Or did I imagine that?

 

I really hope I didn't imagine it.... If I did, my head is more screwed up than I thought...

[In Exile]

It strikes so fast they don't get to see it.

 

Geralt's mystique really drops when you think of him as a premature ejaculator. 

[Regular Wise Guy]

 @ AshenEndymion

 

   You are not screwed up. At. ALL..

Embrace your imagination and let it take you where ever you wish to go..

Now if that place is wondering whether the rug matches the headliner on an elf... Amigo that is your business and don't let anyone tell you different!

[thats1evildude]

I'm looking forward to seeing naked darkspawn penises. I think we'll all be richer for the experience.

[Regular Wise Guy]

@ thats1evildude

 

Amigo, you know that raises and very plausible inquiry about the social culture of darkspawn indeed..

 

I mean, we know they drag people to the deep roads: men become food source, women become brood mothers. But.. So, who among the darkspawn has to "take one for the team" to get the whole operation of production underway?

 

Broadens the cultural understanding as well as the mind..

(let's face it.. even by darkspawn standards.. clearly the mothers really let themselves go!)

[thats1evildude]

I suspect that once the mutation has taken place, the broodmothers reproduce more or less automatically, simply pumping out litter after litter of darkspawn.

 

Darkspawn genitals are probably vestigial.