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[Han Shot First]

No one cooks on the Normandy anymore. I will not gave James contaminate the food!

 

You're probably safer with Vega actually. Remember, Gardner was also the ship's plumber. Although he washed his hands...most of the time.

[ITNW1989]

You guys are forgetting something: in the subtitles and in the way she says it, Liara says "hair tentacles" with quotation marks, meaning she was, more than likely, borrowing Joker's words. She is not verifying that they are, indeed, tentacles; if anything, their crests would be more akin to a human's ear or nose: "semi-flexible cartilage." A tentacle is pure muscle, no cartilage or bones at all in it.

[Stronglav]

Someone please recite Javic's food jokes about slarian liver raw.

[Larry-3]

Asari: So your ear-things, can they flap or move?

 

Me: Miss asari, really? I have work to do.

 

Asari: Aw, come on, it's just one simple question.

 

Me: Then look it up on the extranet.

 

Asari: You can't believe everything you find there. It's more reliable to ask a friendly human.

 

Me: I'm not telling you if my ears move.

 

Asari: Fine. Deny me the answer I've been seeking for years...

 

Human: You know she's going to keep bothering you until you tell her.

 

Me: (sigh) they are semi-flexible, cartilage-based, pinnas that help detect sound and aid in balance. And they do not "flap or move."

 

Asari: Yes! Thanks, nice human! I gotta go tell all my friends I was right.

 

Me: Nice.

[Stronglav]

Shepard: Who tipped you off about the females here?

Wrex: Sorry, Shepard… but they’re listening to every word we say. [pause] I prefer my salarian liver served raw!

Javik: He is correct. It was a… delicacy in our cycle.

Shepard: It’s been good talking to you again, Wrex.

Wrex: It’ll be even better when we have a few salarians for lunch

 

Javik: Did I mention salarians used to lick their eyes? How far they have come.

 

Tali: So, you’re a real living Prothean?

Javik: As opposed to a fake dead one?

[ITNW1989]

Asari: So your ear-things, can they flap or move?

 

Me: Miss asari, really? I have work to do.

 

Asari: Aw, come on, it's just one simple question.

 

Me: Then look it up on the extranet.

 

Asari: You can't believe everything you find there. It's more reliable to ask a friendly human.

 

Me: I'm not telling you if my ears move.

 

Asari: Fine. Deny me the answer I've been seeking for years...

 

Human: You know she's going to keep bothering you until you tell her.

 

Me: (sigh) they are semi-flexible, cartilage-based, pinnas that help detect sound and aid in balance. And they do not "flop or move."

 

Asari: Yes! Thanks, nice human! I gotta go tell all my friends I was right.

 

Me: Nice.

 

Speak for yourself. I have floppy ears.

[Larry-3]

Speak for yourself. I have floppy ears.

 

Ha, okay well I hope I did not offend you. It was just supposed to be a humorous gag I thought of.

[ITNW1989]

Ha, okay well I hope I did not offend you. It was just supposed to be a humorous gag I thought of.

Oh believe me, that cracked me up more than I expected. I just realized that humans were the only race that even had any visible ears.

[Stronglav]

I want to ask asari about those things on their heads.Do they move?

[Larry-3]

I want to ask asari about those things on their heads.Do they move?

According to Liara, they are semi-flexable. I am assuming that they are as soft and stiff as ears.

[MegaIllusiveMan]

[von uber]

 

It's odd how most of the fanart is femshep, isn't it. Wonder why.

[Han Shot First]

It's odd how most of the fanart is femshep, isn't it. Wonder why.

 

I think more women are involved in creating fanart in general than men. Or at least that has been my impression.  Combine a slightly larger pool of female artists with male artists who also rolled Fem Shep, and you end up with much less fanart with male Shep.

[RanetheViking]

It's odd how most of the fanart is femshep, isn't it. Wonder why.

 

 

I think more women are involved in creating fanart in general than men. Or at least that has been my impression.  Combine a slightly largely pool of female artists with male artists who also rolled Fem Shep, and you end up with much less fanart with male Shep.

Yeah, I was gonna' go with guys are more lazy. But what Han said sounds better.  

[von uber]

It's interesting because it has the effect of making femshep's online presence much larger than manshep.