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[The Devlish Redhead]

What would your life be like had you been born the opposite gender to what you are now?

 

Me: Not sure.. I think I'd be going mental buying clothes had I been born a female...

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

it wouldnt be, id be a female ****** instead of a male ******

[AutumnWitch]

I would have had A FREAKING LOT more women to pick from!

[Nethalf]

lol bewbz

[Inquisitor Recon]

lol bewbz

^

[Gravisanimi]

My hair would be longer probably.

 

I'd have to worry if I got the balding genes less.

 

I'd have to wear more clothing on my torso.

 

I'd be an inch or two shorter.

 

Actually, I'd probably be a bigger sadist nerd than I am now.

 

lol bewbz

 

That as well, though being born from that gender, I suppose the novelty would have worn off somewhat.

[Cyonan]

I imagine I would still be crazy.

 

Just with boobs instead.

[AutumnWitch]

I imagine I would still be crazy.

 

Just with boobs instead.

 

That's a dangerous combination

[Dermain]

Different. Perhaps in a better different, although I would prefer it if I ended up the same regardless which would indicate not better. Perhaps the ideal situation would be the same but female, but then that isn't interesting or fun or better or is it?!

 

I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[bmwcrazy]

I'd probably be in prison.

[Farangbaa]

I would be severely beaten after I abused the wrong male for his wallet.

This wouldn't stop me.

[Fishy]

I'm happy to be man. Although I would love to be a woman for one day.. Hmm not enough time .. Or maybe just a month. That would answer a lot of question to me lol.

[Dominus]

I'd have a lot of people coming on to me.

I don't mind being my own gender, though. I try to have its level of influence/control over my life be kept at a minimum and roll with it like a boss.

[The Devlish Redhead]

I don't know if I'd be happier then I am now or not......Or even if I would have had the same interests I do now, which in itself could be interesting.  I know lots of females that are MORE nerdy then me and into computers in a much, much bigger way then me. I know female gamers too and I guess I could have had the same hobbies had the gene lottery gone the other way....

 

hmmmm

[Eternal Phoenix]

Well there's some benefits...

 

+Don't have to wear a tie to office job. As a male I have to do this and I hate it. It's male sexism in the work place people!

+No longer have to hold doors open.

+Could become a house wife so wouldn't need some crappy job as I currently have. Actually, as a male, I'm hoping I can become a house husband to a successful business woman. It is the 21st century after-all!

+No disgusting male friends who burp and don't say pardon and have to be punched/kicked in the balls to say it.

+Having no balls to be punched/kicked in.

 

Bad stuff:

 

-Being exposed to sexism and age old traditions (males are exposed to age old traditions too which is annoying but it's worst for females I hear).

-Being lusted upon by disgusting males if you're good-looking. Actually I get lusted upon by some ugly ass females as a male so not much change there. Many females just want me for my natural good looks and my sexy body!

-Discrimination in the work-place.

-Being physically weaker than males.

-Not being able to grow a beard.

-Harder to rise up in the world.

 

I'll stick to being male thank you very much.

 

Me: Not sure.. I think I'd be going mental buying clothes had I been born a female...

 

Mate, I go mental buying clothes as a male, I probably buy more than most females in fact. Even the gays probably don't have as many clothes as I do! Listen, God's gift to women always has to be presentable. I might run into my nemesis and have my final boss battle of life. Who knows? All I know is that it pays to always dress well.

 

Yesterday I was walking down Oxford street dressed like a god and I get pulled over by some CEO of a reputable local business and guess what? He needs a new office manager and he says I look awesome and so I get the job. I'm now earning over 60k each month and now the guy below is pretty much me:

 

 

Difference is, my beard is even better and I have five girls next to me. 

[The Devlish Redhead]

Yeah instead of smoking or drinking coffee with the other hand you could..........ohhh nvm

 

You owe me a keyboard........ "cleans coffee off keyboard"

[Lotion Soronarr]

I wouldn't be a white mysogonist priviliged basement-dwelling neckbeard s***face anymore

 

I would be brainwashed slave of mysogonists and a traitor to my sex.

 

WOO! Progress!