Can't know true joy until you have that one templar in your pug that does the attack-this-one signal on every. damn. target.
"joy"
Speaking of which, I had a neighbor named Joy once. She was hot.
On topic: I hate when players do that. It doesn't happen often but when it does...............-.-
game froze.
working as intended™
So, reading through PUG stories, I get the impression that I may be a bit of a freak.
Seems most people despise and/or struggle against the Red Templar Commander and would much rather face the Demon Commander.
Meanwhile, I apparently live in Opposite World, where I actually rather enjoy fighting him and would LOVE to see Samson far more often than Butt Demon Commander and his little minor Butt Demon groupies. And it's not that I don't see Butt Demon Commander's telegraphs... I can mostly dodge him well enough. It's his green frickin' Butt Demon minions that manage to surprise and stun me for about 8 hours while 400 wraiths rain hell upon me every. single. f**king. time.
I wish I could trade sometimes. Y'all can have all the rest of my Demon games from here to eternity and you give me all your hated/unwanted Samsons and he and I will go have a nice little tea party over here in the corner.
Oh Dragon, what would I give to switch with you. I hate Red commander so much at this point, I could cry sea(I do sometimes, at night). I see red templars everywhere. I roll them three times in row over and over again. I don´t want to watch that horrible sleazy hairstyle coming after my ass for 30th time. I want green!
end of QQ
Equipping your mage with the unique dragon staff you got last week, bringing it to routine and watch your enemies melt like butter in a hot pan.
People LOOOOOOOOOVE luka.
just weird how much she gets played.
Can't know true joy until you have that one templar in your pug that does the attack-this-one signal on every. damn. target.
Heh, had an Alchemist in a Perilous PUG do that the other day. It was kinda funny. Not sure if they just somehow thought highlighting it made it open to extra damage or something, like Tactical Scan did in ME3MP?
I mean, because not only did they highlight every enemy... they highlighted the high dragon in Zone 5. Uhhh... think we might have been able to figure that one out on our own, just sayin'. 
Oh Dragon, what would I give to switch with you. I hate Red commander so much at this point, I could cry sea(I do sometimes, at night). I see red templars everywhere. I roll them three times in row over and over again. I don´t want to watch that horrible sleazy hairstyle coming after my ass for 30th time. I want green!
end of QQ
I so feel you. I seem to get Demons non-stop. Literally had three Demon games in a row on Perilous the other day and was just like, "Why?"
It's like the game knows your preferences and chooses to be a dick.
People LOOOOOOOOOVE luka.
just weird how much she gets played.
Why weird? If someone likes playing the kit...
I loved Luka before she got a nice little buff even, so now I roll her even more. LOL
Learned a valuable lesson, if you are dead and faded never mouse over the critter that killed you as it may affect your 'morale' Playing as an AW vs red tramplers on the dragon map, things are going well and the team is fighting ion the bridge level. I'm using pota a lot and a lot of frost stepping, I accidentally frost step off one area and fall down below to the area with two doors and a ladder in which most teams camp and slaughter enemies as they come down the ladder. no problem, I'll just open up the mage door and climb back up to my group.
An archer and horror show up and the damn horror takes me down. I know my goose is cooked because the group still battling up top can not get to me easily and I bleed out. I'm muttering to myself thinking that group thinks I just pulled a lone wolf move and ran off by myself. so while I am waiting I mouse over the horror to find he has 1 hit point left out of 4758.
Why weird? If someone likes playing the kit...
I loved Luka before she got a nice little buff even, so now I roll her even more. LOL
but so many people.
i see her more often than reavers, templars, hunterz, necromancer, keeper.
I think I was kicked for leeching?
I pulled out my Poison kill farming version of Luka after a Lego promote and ran around with her in Threatening for the weekend challenge in a very mediocre at best team but it's Threatening so I'm not too miffed.
I take one foolish death against an Arcane Horror, mostly because I'm not taking the damage seriously but the green swirly attack can still stack up fast.
For pretty much all of Area 4 I have a wife and daughter begging for my assistance with a household item.
We wrap Area 4 and I try to make it quick.
I leave Luka near a wall I thought would offer cover right near the entrance and of course, the household item was being a pain and of course I'm not actually in cover as the dragon spits at me and Luka melts.
I get revived and I get back in the match, and I've missed the first quarter of the Dragon's health, oops, damn RL.
Now I'm thinking, what does a poison Alchemist do to a dragon??
I never really learned because the Dragon put Luka in the fade faster than any other character I've taken to a dragon fight.
The mediocre group manages to scratch out a long hard fought victory while I tried in vain to read the the bouncing stats of the dragon from the fade wondering what if any poison resists t might have, may as well make this a learning experience. Seriously though, why is the stats card tied to character animation, never could inspect the thing and read it?
Match ends and bam, I'm insta kicked.
My FIRST reaction, was WTF? I was carrying this group for 2 matches on my Lego and I was wiping stuff for you on Areas 1-4 but my second reaction was yeah, I looked like a leech at the end for a bit, and yeah, I totally sucked against the dragon. Still, seems like there are an awful lot of itching kick fingers out there, especially from people that were not playing great themselves.
but so many people.
i see her more often than reavers, templars, hunterz, necromancer, keeper.
Reavers suck and die a lot.
Templars are too nicey nice.
Hunters hide in snow drifts when the going gets tough.
Necromancers are like wet tissue paper and have bad attitudes.
Keepers are dalish knife ears.
The mighty Luka provides morale boosts via her banter, nice special effects with her abilities and has the best looking outfit in the game. Who wouldn't want to play the tiny dynamo?
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I'm muttering to myself thinking that group thinks I just pulled a lone wolf move and ran off by myself. so while I am waiting I mouse over the horror to find he has 1 hit point left out of 4758.
. I feel like Virgil in Dante's Divine Comedy. "Friends you have seen the temporal and the eternal fire, and have reached a place where I, by myself, can see no further."
Ever read this book? It's a great take on the Dante classic.
Ever read this book? It's a great take on the Dante classic.
No, but it looks interesting. I'll have to find a copy, should tide me over nicely until George R.R. Martin dies before finishing A Song of Ice and Fire.
I'd be less worried if book 6 would come out already. Though if there is one way to prolong someones life, it is loads of cash which he obviously has.
Wipe.
Guy asks what happened in an accusatory tone.
Bane sez: "You panicked and your weakness cost the lives of three others!"
With that I donned my shades and left.
When you ditch 360 please get a PC 
People LOOOOOOOOOVE luka.
just weird how much she gets played.
Weird, before the weekend event I hadn't seen an alchemist in any pug in over a week.
Speaking of Luka, playing her on perilous for the first time last night was so much fun. Joined a hectic in-progress game that ended in a wipe, then reaver left, we completed the next match and I surprised myself by only dying once and topping the chart at the end. I don't like the idea of playing a class in perilous that doesn't offer much to the team but the CC from flask of frost came in handy in lots of situations and the recently buffed mines tore **** up. The group was made up of three players that I've pugged with quite a few times before so I'm really glad I didn't embarrass myself in front of them 
2 archers
1 mighty offense tonic
it was glorious.
zone 5 must have been done in a minute.
I can't get into a match to save my freakin' life!!! When I can hear the entirety of Dawn Will Come before I even get the challenge message from Cullen, something is NOT WORKING!!!!
Anybody else having this issue today? (West Coast, if it matters)
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