"I have boobs and a vajayjay, help meeeeeeeee!!!"
Doesn't really work. While drunk bored, I tested the power of the tatas. They are only able to distract momentarily, but any true change was impossible. Alas, the tatas are not as formidable as foretold in fable.
Tatas + honking noise = many hours of distraction.
Regular tatas don't have the necessary auditory reward for me, being yelled at for copping a feel doesn't count.
So does your imagination supply an "AYOOOGa" or a "beep beep?"
So does your imagination supply an "AYOOOGa" or a "beep beep?"
D'uh! Depends on the size of the areolae...
Just played a little MP again. It was fun, but somehow MP gives me a headache X__x
I wonder if I should switch my Lvl 13 Keeper for my Lvl 1 Viruoso. Haven't played him yet, but I'm tempted to be full support, instead of half guard/half shocker.
Just played a little MP again. It was fun, but somehow MP gives me a headache X__x
I wonder if I should switch my Lvl 13 Keeper for my Lvl 1 Viruoso. Haven't played him yet, but I'm tempted to be full support, instead of half guard/half shocker.
Opened a treasure room by myself, confident I could handle anything that materialized. Keeper level 16 and the bubble slows him down to the point where it's just a matter of time. Unfortunately, he had no interest in me at all and strode forcefully from the room and after my team who was fighting the final spawn on the level. I giggled sheepishly and looked at my husband whispering "they are gonna be SOOOOOO mad at me."
Doesn't really work. While
drunkbored, I tested the power of the tatas. They are only able to distract momentarily, but any true change was impossible. Alas, the tatas are not as formidable as foretold in fable.
huh is that right?
maybe the market is saturated.
i remember when the female to male ratio was like 1 to 100.
Doesn't really work. While
drunkbored, I tested the power of the tatas. They are only able to distract momentarily, but any true change was impossible. Alas, the tatas are not as formidable as foretold in fable.
I like support Zither!, it's fun keeping your team alive and boosted. It's a game changing class; you can make perilous easily achievable for a team that would otherwise have wiped in zone 1.
You can always throw in a little attack from time to time with power chord or cool beats, attack cancelling means you shouldn't run out of mana much, if at all (once you take the passive).
That sounds really cool =D I think I'm gonna give him a try tomorrow. I like being support, but it's hard as a Keeper, Warriors keep running off and Archers always use Leaping Shot when I try to guard them. 
And then the barrier ends up guarding nothing and I die, because I used my mana for the Barrier instead for Chain Lightning/Lightning Bolt. *sighs* I love being a Keeper, but it's stupid when I'm the first to die and can't help them anymore. 
Reminds me, I tried to revive someone, but my Keeper wouldn't kneel down. I kept clicking/holding F/the mouse button, nothing. 
I like support Zither!, it's fun keeping your team alive and boosted. It's a game changing class; you can make perilous easily achievable for a team that would otherwise have wiped in zone 1.
You can always throw in a little attack from time to time with power chord or cool beats, attack cancelling means you shouldn't run out of mana much, if at all (once you take the passive).
It really is like a guaranteed extraction, and I prefer playing him as support myself. Nice when one or two others don't have a deathwish, though. Normally I just plant myself by an Archer/Hunter or Reaver (my favourite) while they go to town.
My only complaint is getting no mana return vs. dragons and pride demons.
Reminds me, I tried to revive someone, but my Keeper wouldn't kneel down. I kept clicking/holding F/the mouse button, nothing.
It happens. Sometimes another team member will still be able to revive them, but there's nothing you can do about it if not.
And Virtuoso is definitely worth trying. Just be sure to grab the Opening Set and Combat Clarity passives to help keep your mana up.
guy tells me he doesnt like playing with me.
i say fine.
dont need him when i got the mighty avvar.
then he continues to join my games.
i wish i could auto kick as the host
hunter is not that bad.
i usually dont use him cuz i dislike the griffon bow.
but the cloak,hidden blades, leaping shot attack pattern work real well.
Today I switched to my Virtuoso and omg it's so much fun! *__* Leveled up a little to Lvl 7 and decided to go Routine/Random and ended in the Fereldan Castle with a Katari, an Elementalist and a Keeper. They called the Dragon and We. Won!
guy tells me he doesnt like playing with me.
i say fine.
dont need him when i got the mighty avvar.
then he continues to join my games.
i wish i could auto kick as the host
Just had something similar happen.
I search for a Routine/Elven Ruins games. No one around, so I end up alone in a Lobby with my Lvl 11 Viruoso. /Okay, I play alone, no problem./ Soon some others join. /Great, not alone anymore./ The game is weird, they always scatter and I don't know who I should follow. (I may be host, but somehow everyone's always faster than I ) Everything goes well and we plant the flag. I help as good as I can with fire attacks and barrier. So focused on keeping the party alive I don't notice how I am the one about to die and soon I'm on the ground. My team was nice and tried to revive me, even tho I actually wanted to crawl out of the fireline (there were so many demons), so that they could concentrate on fighting, but everyone kept trying to revive me and soon everyone's dead.
Still, I gain a level and decide to put the skill point into Conductive Current, when I hear a voice "..*something inaudible*...Gilli-chan's not here." so I go back to the Lobby, to find the same Keeper from before. /Oh, okay, he's waiting, here I am./ We enter the Ruins and he doesn't move, at all. /Okay, maybe he's waiting for his friends? Tho he has a mic, why doesn't he tell me why he doesn't move?/ Eventually he does move and raises my hopes that we can beat this together, but he only tries to get himself killed, which I don't realize at that moment and try to protect him with everything I have. And suddenly, he's just gone and I stand alone in front of a demon army. Which hadn't noticed me yet, because I was standing a bit away, but still, that was mean.
Play the whole game, an archer joins about wave 3 never moves at all. I ask the others to kick him after two more waves, nothing. Get to the last wave, the guy is still there. I go to the flag circle the two others are there, the leecher decides to troll and does an over here! The two others run over to him. I explain to them the game won't end unless everyone is in the flag circle, they come back. I ask them to kick the guy again, nothing.
I leave the game, A classic example of the plant the flag idea is dumb and the kick is dumb rather than the simple idle for so much time you get kicked.
Just more time totally and utterly wasted with nothing to show for it.
Played with a guy who was belly laughing every 30 seconds about either:
1. not getting a 15 killstreak (hohoho, you know it's a good team when I don't get a 30 killstreak on zone 1, hohohoho)
2. Not having a dragon bow (I have all the dragon weapons except the bow, and I only play the guy with the bow, hohohoho)
It was mildly funny and mildly annoying at the same time. On an unrelated note, I discovered the hilarious power of the dragon maul.
lost connection on round 5.
super nettled.
Play the whole game, an archer joins about wave 3 never moves at all. I ask the others to kick him after two more waves, nothing. Get to the last wave, the guy is still there. I go to the flag circle the two others are there, the leecher decides to troll and does an over here! The two others run over to him. I explain to them the game won't end unless everyone is in the flag circle, they come back. I ask them to kick the guy again, nothing.
I leave the game, A classic example of the plant the flag idea is dumb and the kick is dumb rather than the simple idle for so much time you get kicked.
Just more time totally and utterly wasted with nothing to show for it.
It's a test of wills man! You need to squint into the Sun and see who blinks first.
*snip*
the archer nettles me.
cant seem to get the equipment right.
sometimes only 2k.per longshot hit. sometimes 3k.
has anyone been able to get 5k?
shouldnt have scrapped the dragon bow.
the archer nettles me.
cant seem to get the equipment right.
sometimes only 2k.per longshot hit. sometimes 3k.
has anyone been able to get 5k?
shouldnt have scrapped the dragon bow.
Not anymore, not after the longshot nerf, the max I have seen post nerf is 3.8k as my max hit with a dragon bow, longshot ring and superb crit damage ring with all the damage passives from elevation.
It's a test of wills man! You need to squint into the Sun and see who blinks first.
True enough, i should have just sat in the circle and tossed the controller down on the chair and took the dog for a walk.
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