I went to collect a gold pot in Tevinter and it teleported me THROUGH the little grill/bars.... ran on for a while in an area but off the normal path......then teleported back to start of zone
Open mouthed....
I went to collect a gold pot in Tevinter and it teleported me THROUGH the little grill/bars.... ran on for a while in an area but off the normal path......then teleported back to start of zone
Open mouthed....
Wearing my N7 hoody today. Was having a smoke when a guy walks up and says "Nice hoodie". Had a good chat about ME and DAI. It's rare to have that happen. Cool. As you were.
Wearing my N7 hoody today. Was having a smoke when a guy walks up and says "Nice hoodie". Had a good chat about ME and DAI. It's rare to have that happen. Cool. As you were.
If I ever see anyone with DAIMP inspired clothing, I'll just start yelling "OVER HERE!" until they physically kick me.
Now I imagine people walking around wearing shirts with texts like:
“Once, in the Deep Roads, I held off a group of darkspawn for two days.”
“There are so many people in the world. I'm not used to the lack of silence.”
"This is just like that gig I played in Lydes. Except I'm sober, and nobody's thrown their underclothes at me. Yet."
"That were my men!"
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Now I imagine people walking around wearing shirts with texts like:
“Once, in the Deep Roads, I held off a group of darkspawn for two days.”
“There are so many people in the world. I'm not used to the lack of silence.”
"This is just like that gig I played in Lydes. Except I'm sober, and nobody's thrown their underclothes at me. Yet."
"That were my men!"

If I ever see anyone with DAIMP inspired clothing, I'll just start yelling "OVER HERE!" until they physically kick me.
Personally, I think the Templar's "Everyone, here." is more aggravating.
Had a Templar the other night do that, and mark every target.... even the dragon.... every time it landed....
Searched random/random and found a routine group talking about fighting a dragon, how hard it was and planning to use the potion of ice resistance, z4&5. They were still confused about enemy faction, if it was tied to map or whatever. I wish I could answer them or guide them a little. I played as a team but I hope they saw my presence as help instead of annoyance.
Running Ps, going fine almost at 20 Reaver. Then empty lobbies. Went solo, going fine. Near end of 2/5 a player zones in, rogue. I point out the treasure doors are rogues, he comes over his mic says he's not opening any doors doesn't care.
WTF
When he died in the next map I let him bleed out. Screwed myself though as I was ticked and didn't notice how many cloaked assassins were around. Oh well, silly me.
Wouldn't fret. One match. Fire up another, right?
Personally, I think the Templar's "Everyone, here." is more aggravating.
Yeah, and it evokes that "oh, ****, I'm in trouble" feeling in me. I hate that.
Edit to add: fine, BW, have it your way. "it evokes that 'oh, poop, I'm in trouble" feeling in me.
Joined a Perilous Tevinter PUG as a Templar 10
Was promptly red skulled and booted from the lobby by the 2 guys already in there....
I might have to stop spreading joy and happiness after that
I was gobsmacked
Maybe they were afraid you'd take all the gold for Chantry tithes?
Wouldn't fret. One match. Fire up another, right?
My last one was sorta embarrassing, joined a demons FC Perilous (Storm) in progress with my under-levelled Templar just to see how it would go for me. The host was a SS and seemed to be soloing the match until I and 2 others joined in the 4th wave. So zone 5 we plant the flag and all seems to go sorta well until the DC and the dragon decide to weed me out. I blocked, I slashed, I spammed unbowed with all my might. If the DC didn't pop up to knock me on my ass again the dragon was there to spit some lightning at me. When fighting failed me and after chugging all my remaining potions I ran, oh lord did I run. I also forgot in the mayhem of it all that I had my new headset set to mic on so my panicking cries of jesus, feck, goddammit, sh*t, balls, give me a minute, stop stop! were broadcast to the group. I died 3 times, haven't felt that useless in a longtime. I couldn't leave the lobby quick enough, shamefur dispray.
Joined a peri fc and was too tired for my brain to register someone saying on mic, "oh this guy's got legendary dragon slayer," as a red flag for people needing a carry.
Sure enough I did most of the killing in zone 1 while they ran off to open the precious treasure room. Then in zone 2 fed themselves to a despair demon. I was like, whatever... phoned it in and just stood there autoattacking til we wiped, because no way was I going for a heroic carry.
Last night ....Darkspawn !
Zone 4. I go to clear a treasure room and my 3 teammates go on ahead......... they proceed to get machine gunned to death in about 5 seconds flat....
Hilarious and brutal at the same time.
Those mobs are no joke lol
Thank god I was Lego.
Recovered and zone 5 was easier than 4.
Fun ![]()
I was bad... really bad... had to rage quit I was so bad
Did get in one round with the Darkspawn. Was using L1 Avvar on Thr. Things were going great. Wave 4 is where things spice up. them dwarves are tough... anyhow, we managed to get to wave 5, and that red energy (spirit?) attack... OMG we went down one after another like dominoes. great game. great challenge. Well done BW.
I also forgot in the mayhem of it all that I had my new headset set to mic on so my panicking cries of jesus, feck, goddammit, sh*t, balls, give me a minute, stop stop! were broadcast to the group. I died 3 times, haven't felt that useless in a longtime. I couldn't leave the lobby quick enough, shamefur dispray.
Damn that's funny ![]()
I wish you had managed to connect to my game now. You just missed the dragon runs when you joined lol
anyhow, we managed to get to wave 5, and that red energy (spirit?) attack... OMG we went down one after another like dominoes. great game. great challenge. Well done BW.
Probably because it's attack is ignoring armour ? (magic attack)
That's certain how it felt to me when that little bugg*r was spamming me.
Marathon pug session last night with players who seemed like they hadn't played much perilous. They were playing smart and performing well enough, they just seemed to take a lot of damage if they were ever caught off guard. 7 FC extractions, no major issues.
Then the Dwarven Darkspawn arrived and tore them a new one each zone. To their credit, they still played smart. No one played too aggressive or recklessly, but they just didn't put out enough damage to stay alive against them. Even I felt like I was punching gelatin the whole time (though I accept partial blame for that by going in with a very low level character...didn't have issues with the other factions, but it is what it is).
In Zone 4 of FC, a slowly lumbering firing squad of Sha-Brytol bolters and Earthshakers pushed us back to the health font. I was the last alive and as I went around the corner to res a friend, I was one-shot by their shotgun attack. It was fun and frantic, but I can't help wondering what those players thought about their performance against the Darkspawn compared to the other three factions we had no issues with.
Played with a Keeper that didn't like to use barrier, but loved to spam the 'over here!' button to point out treasure room doors and then proceed to run away to kill stuffs. Then at the end of my PUG session there was a Keeper that knew how to use barrier. Made sure to keep my archer in close proximity to benefit from that. Thank the creators. Sent a message thanking them for the barriers. For once, not a bad PUG session.
My last one was sorta embarrassing, joined a demons FC Perilous (Storm) in progress with my under-levelled Templar just to see how it would go for me. The host was a SS and seemed to be soloing the match until I and 2 others joined in the 4th wave. So zone 5 we plant the flag and all seems to go sorta well until the DC and the dragon decide to weed me out. I blocked, I slashed, I spammed unbowed with all my might. If the DC didn't pop up to knock me on my ass again the dragon was there to spit some lightning at me. When fighting failed me and after chugging all my remaining potions I ran, oh lord did I run. I also forgot in the mayhem of it all that I had my new headset set to mic on so my panicking cries of jesus, feck, goddammit, sh*t, balls, give me a minute, stop stop! were broadcast to the group. I died 3 times, haven't felt that useless in a longtime. I couldn't leave the lobby quick enough, shamefur dispray.
In the words of Belinda herself 'That was brilliant!'
Anyone else noticing duelist hate? I went into FC perilous and got ragged on soon as I entered the lobby with mine. Course I had to kill everything I could to shut them up.