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[Campout King]

Get Over it 3, inquisition equipment.

Knows how to shield wall and spend time in the fade, really really well.

Ikr

[lcneed]

This is a great way to get your character power levelled while you yourself do not have time to play.

 

Also a good excuse when you suck in a match....... "My 9 year old was playing that time"  

 

I thik the statute of limitations may have passed (hopefully), but when my son was 4 or 5 years old... he was doing child labor in my MMORPGs.   I let him fly my griffon around for a bit and he made bunch of armors and weapons to level up my trade skills.   He was very happy!    I thinik he even fullfilled a few requests from my guildmates (I was the highest level armor crafter in the guild. )

[nanotm]

i once made my kids play for their tea in a certain mmo many years ago, set them up with a toon each on a farming spot and went to the pub, when i got home the wife was screaming at me for not disabling voice chat and the kids had woken her and the baby up wanting to know what teabagging and a bunch of other stuff was ........

 

funny thing the wife wasn't upset about them being left downstairs power farming our toons but she didn't have time to play after the youngest came along and basically gave up playing games since although I still try to get her to help me on the odd challenge on the xbone co-op games

[lcneed]

funny thing the wife wasn't upset about them being left downstairs power farming our toons but she didn't have time to play after the youngest came along and basically gave up playing games since although I still try to get her to help me on the odd challenge on the xbone co-op games

 

Funny because before I asked my child to do the armor crafting, I asked my wife to do it if she is bored.   She did about 15 mintues total and gave up.   She asked me how could you do it for hours and hours??  I told her that you don't get to be the server's only level 80 armorer if it was fun!

[Proto]

Just PUG'd into EK, the new Xbox promotion King.

Played a couple NM's and a HB. Those damage numbers...i thought Michael's were insane...

[nanotm]

just had a serious WTF moment in the last 3 peri frost matchs all of them were qunari and i died before startign to climb the stairs in zone one, when did the debuffs start stacking so high, i'm taking 2 debuffs per hit off the spear chuckers and seeing the debuff stack up to 30 when i get hit for more than my hp......

 

did someone screw about with the server settings again or is my game seiously bugged out or what ?

[xsvTOYZ]

I was pugging this morning and this guy is talking to his roomy for 3 rooms not us

on the 4th I say hey man "you got a mute on that"?

  and of course rather than be a man and unplug and have his conversation its got to be a fight

I finally said look we dont want to hear your personal info m

well the dude cant play and defend his ignorance 

he fell and I raised him  and raised him again I finally  mentioned that watching him fall was funny

and being in the fade was too funny

 

yeah I was in a mood before my coffee but seriously  keep your mic off for your personal biz

[Gilli]

I was pugging this morning and this guy is talking to his roomy for 3 rooms not us

on the 4th I say hey man "you got a mute on that"?

  and of course rather than be a man and unplug and have his conversation its got to be a fight

I finally said look we dont want to hear your personal info m

well the dude cant play and defend his ignorance 

he fell and I raised him  and raised him again I finally  mentioned that watching him fall was funny

and being in the fade was too funny

 

yeah I was in a mood before my coffee but seriously  keep your mic off for your personal biz

 

Reminds me of that italian guy who had his mic on and kept swearing in italian into it. (all I understood was Madonna! )

 

Seriously if you're just swearing/talking to yourself/your friend at home, either mute your mic or shut it off. 

 

On a different note, some days ago we had a pug in our team who always said "thank you" when one of us rezzed him. That was nice.

 

 

Also, some stills from the Fade (thought I share those pics with you guys)

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

And a pic from a pug yesterday. Those spawns. 

 

[nanotm]

started off really well, we smashed out the first 3 rounds in record time (under 5 minutes) round 4 started of and again we looksed set to totaly own those qunari, then sudenly about half way through i started to get this sinking feeling that somethign was terribly wrong, my fingers were no longer dancing across the keyboard with their normal fluidity and I kept hitting the wrong keys, the mouse no longer seemed to have its normal flow and I was constantly seeing sky no matter how hard I tried to move the view and that's when i noticed my arms had shrunk but no it was worse than that i seemed shorter and was getting neck ache just trying to look at the screen, either i suddenly became a dwarf i randomly ate some bad shrooms or something else was happening, totally distracted i looked around the room to ask my wife what was happening and that's when for the first time since i was 6 years old i couldn't see over the sofa...... now completely poleaxed i attempted to move and that's when it dawned on me my fuckign chair broke, that gentle escape of gas i experienced during wave 4 wasn't as i had originally believed my bowls emptying as i had a life altering experience, no my body wasn't undergoing some magical warp, i wasn't experiencing some serious trippy existential ****, no my ****** chair broke, sorry to the people i was in party with i realise it was my awesome one man rambo effort that was preventing any of you from getting any kills up to the point i started moving all demented that resulted in a wipe but the hilarity of it as my wife and i exploded in fits of giggles about the fact i couldn't actually reach past the bottom row of keys nor see across the room from my normal position commanding the highest perch upon "the chair of power" (as my kids call it) in  my corner of the lounge was just to deliriously debilitating funny for me to be of any use, that and since i was no longer able to actually reach the keys or move the camera angle i couldn't help it even though you gallant fellows tried in vain to get my back up (yes all 3 of them died trying to pick my ass up which just added to the hilarity of the moment)

 

TLDR sorry to the 3 guys i was carrying through several games there before we wiped and i quit, but the gas lift in my chair collapsed and i could actually play nothing to do with any of you/

[Hex of Hell]

Just had a pretty normal Perilous run. Nothing too exciting. Get back to the lobby and the host drops. That's cool, they have other things to do. I ready up, wait a while for the other two players, then suddenly I get a notice that I was kicked. Kicked! Yesterday when I was playing people kept randomly putting kick votes on me too. Why, pugs? What do? 

[Fiskrens]

Yesterday when I was playing people kept randomly putting kick votes on me too. Why, pugs? What do?

Has happened to me as well lately, really frustrating. I don't see myself as über - more the contrary - but I try to do my best and help the group as much as possible. So red skulls really makes me perplexed. But I guess it goes both ways: it takes a lot for me to hand out any myself.

Had my first runs in days this morning: Fallout is taking almost all time available now. A couple of mediocre runs with my Baadass™. Sorry for the assassin I had to let go into the fade, would just have died myself fighting that horror.

[Jugger nuggss]

We won!

[Gya]

We won!

First page no longer dominated by Jugger nuggss. Victory!

[Jugger nuggss]

Neva

[nanotm]

in my last pug some tool was screaming at me for using a sarabas with a pact belt "no skill random looser" funny he was the one that died all the time on the aw ....

 

back in the lobby he was ranting more and apparently put me on his block list, hopefully that means I wont have to listen to his barely coherent ravings that I don't use barrier ......

 

I was tempted ot find a microphone and tell the looser to l2p, relying on barrier bots to keep you alive as a lvl 20 aw is just pathetic, but I hadn't yet had my first cup of coffee so I just proceeded to one shot everything including the arcane horror the noob died to .... as for no skill, it wasn't me that ran into the los of the mooks and got dropped, I stood back and used my long range attacks then teleported on top and cc'd them all in one shot  with flames ........damn but the rest of the party hung around and I pretty much kept them going for another 4 games, unitl the last game where I needed the loo so let one of my kids try and play, he died a lot (sorry and thanks to they guy that kept picking me up) seriously though I haven't had such a funny set of games in ages , lvl 1>20 in threatening sans barrier or glyph is just epic (I kept the inferno pact belt on the whole time) I know normally I play on peri but there was a lack of pugs available so I was messing about with different build strategy

[ThatBruhYouDK]

in my last pug some tool was screaming at me for using a sarabas with a pact belt "no skill random looser" funny he was the one that died all the time on the aw ....

back in the lobby he was ranting more and apparently put me on his block list, hopefully that means I wont have to listen to his barely coherent ravings that I don't use barrier ......

I was tempted ot find a microphone and tell the looser to l2p, relying on barrier bots to keep you alive as a lvl 20 aw is just pathetic, but I hadn't yet had my first cup of coffee so I just proceeded to one shot everything including the arcane horror the noob died to .... as for no skill, it wasn't me that ran into the los of the mooks and got dropped, I stood back and used my long range attacks then teleported on top and cc'd them all in one shot with flames ........damn but the rest of the party hung around and I pretty much kept them going for another 4 games, unitl the last game where I needed the loo so let one of my kids try and play, he died a lot (sorry and thanks to they guy that kept picking me up) seriously though I haven't had such a funny set of games in ages , lvl 1>20 in threatening sans barrier or glyph is just epic (I kept the inferno pact belt on the whole time) I know normally I play on peri but there was a lack of pugs available so I was messing about with different build strategy

I had some dude see my 4 Health bars, when wearing those belts, he thought I was a new player and decided to try to teach my how to play the game. I was running no banner title or portrait. I turned my mic off and just laughed. I was tempted to be like: look at the leaderboards..or even the forums bruh. I know what I am doing.
I ended up zoning him out. It is funny to run across those people xD

[DrakeHasNoFlow]

You'd be surprised the amount of pugs who don't even know that a leader board exists for this game.

[TheLeakestWink]

Played a few NM matches. Couldn't find any after a few tries, so took Korbin in solo. Got RTs. Cleared Zone 1, slowly but surely. Zone 2 is Veilfire. As I'm clearing the first large mob (a Behemoth, a couple Knights, and a few Guards - getting pushed around a lot despite knowing how to PI), a level 11 AW with scrub banner/icon joins, proceeds to come to the torch where I'm fighting, die, and after I revive him, pick up the torch and start running around in circles with it until we both die. 

 

As I'm going through the final screens thinking about creating a new lobby, a couple of leaderboarders join the match, so I keep the lobby and we start the next match. My dude proceeds to die repeatedly, spending most of Zones 3 and 4 in the fade (and definitely the boss battle) despite Demon faction. We tear through the match though, so I'm not bothered. At the end, both leaderboarders leave the lobby, so I shut it down, having gotten a Korbin promotion out of it.

 

I give searching for a NM match another shot, and chance into a game with a top 10 LB player and another player (the host) who I recognize as a good player. Shortly after, the same AW joins us. Same story, goes into the fade repeatedly. We succeed and now this AW, having leeched two successful NM runs, is level 18. Good for him.

 

Top 10 player leaves the lobby, and host shuts it down, so I look for another match rather than host and most likely get the leech again. Find a match with 2 LB players I've played with before. Match is almost over, we win. Hit the lobby, one of the LB players leaves, but host stays and readies up. Guess who joins as I'm almost readied up. I message him that the AW has been leeching the past couple of matches and that it's up to him, but I'd prefer not to keep carrying him. Host replies we can kick if (when) he goes down a couple of times. I figure that's fair and ready up. I'm playing an Elementalist, and between my constant Flashpoint-assisted Barrier and the AW being 18, he doesn't go down more than once or twice. At the end of the match, he promotes. Good for him. Lobby is full, everyone readies up. Including the level 1 AW...

 

Host and I promptly unready and put on the red skulls. Third player is somewhat scrub and either isn't paying attention or doesn't know how to red skull. It takes the AW at least 2 whole minutes of flashing red skulls to get the message and change characters to a level 16 Legionnaire. He goes into the fade during Zone 2 despite his character, at which point the red skulls come out, and I finally have the catharsis of kicking him. Good riddance.

 

TL;DR: Leecher finally gets his/her comeuppance.

[Campout King]

Twerkin as intended

[BronzTrooper]

Twerkin as intended

 

No gif

 

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[Campout King]

No gif

0/10

Lol not my fault,

Jugger has copyrights on all twerkin gifs...

[Ispan]

I haven't played much this week but the few games I got to play were nice  The first was a few days ago, started solo nightmare OC on level 12 saarebas and was joined shortly after by Pauv...a...something...ri on reaver.  It felt a little like when I first started DAIMP, playing Keeper all the time and every once in a while coming across a pug I just meshed well with... always a lot of fun    We finished that map as a duo and then completed one more with another player on Lego.  I got to play another game today, nm FC solo until zone 4, at which point some friends joined (after some pugs joined in zone 3 and died and left).  It was kind of lonely but still enjoyable

 

Stupid Fallout being awesome and stuff, making it hard to play other games 

[lcneed]

Joined a PUG in FC for the last match before heading to work this morning.  Popped in and saw Arcane horrors and zombies... oh Druffy cool.   As we moving thru the zone, I was wondering.. is someone going to call the dragon instead?  And sure enough... someone did.  Oh well... I guess I don't get to see my Katari dances...

[LearnedHand]

Joined a PUG in FC for the last match before heading to work this morning.  Popped in and saw Arcane horrors and zombies... oh Druffy cool.   As we moving thru the zone, I was wondering.. is someone going to call the dragon instead?  And sure enough... someone did.  Oh well... I guess I don't get to see my Katari dances...

A pug I was in kicked someone for doing that once. This was when the druffy faction was still a novelty before the weekend challenge.

[Proto]

Guilty. I have totally rang the gong out of habbit.