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[AutumnWitch]

Gandalf the Grey or Gandalf the White?

 

Or you might ask if Dumbledore with or without Elder Wand.....

[Silversmurf]

In the short time I have been playing I have heard a nice conversation on masturbation techniques, two people watching porn in the BG (or I ASSUME it was porn and not the real thing ), a cat meowing non-stop the entire run, a parrot with a rather "colourful" vocabulary and two people arguing very seriously over who was more powerful, Gandalf or Dumbledore.

Could have been someone having sex with the cat or the parrot.

And everyone knows it's long strokes making sure just enough gentle friction on the head.

[AutumnWitch]

Could have been someone having sex with the cat or the parrot.

 

 

[Gya]

Could have been someone having sex with the cat or the parrot.

And everyone knows it's long strokes making sure just enough gentle friction on the head.

How do you get a good grip without the parrot escaping?

[Cute Nug]

In the short time I have been playing I have heard a nice conversation on masturbation techniques, two people watching porn in the BG (or I ASSUME it was porn and not the real thing ), a cat meowing non-stop the entire run, a parrot with a rather "colourful" vocabulary and two people arguing very seriously over who was more powerful, Gandalf or Dumbledore. 

 

Tim the enchanter could take Gandalf the White and Dumbledore together in a threesome ... err battle

 

BG? There is Baldur's Gate porn?

[Mark (Gekrakel)]

Played with a noob who ran first the keeper, continually casting barrier on others rather than himself and yet still managing to stay alive, and then watched him switch to virtuoso and try to play a support virtuoso.

 

See... there are good noobs still.

[FMP2013]

Started a NM FC with my close to 20 LVL 19 AW, just to get a few more XP and promote.

Got demons, so I kept playing and nobody joined.

It was the first time I soloed a entire NM match and succeed. It took 47 minutes.

In the match before I got qunari, two low geared/promoted players joined but they couldn't stay alive and we wiped on zone 4.

[Silversmurf]

Started a NM FC with my close to 20 LVL 19 AW, just to get a few more XP and promote.

Got demons, so I kept playing and nobody joined.

It was the first time I soloed a entire NM match and succeed. It took 47 minutes.

In the match before I got qunari, two low geared/promoted players joined but they couldn't stay alive and we wiped on zone 4.

Any personal achievement should be applauded.

Well done.

[Mark (Gekrakel)]

Started a NM FC with my close to 20 LVL 19 AW, just to get a few more XP and promote.

Got demons, so I kept playing and nobody joined.

It was the first time I soloed a entire NM match and succeed. It took 47 minutes.

In the match before I got qunari, two low geared/promoted players joined but they couldn't stay alive and we wiped on zone 4.

Nice man.

 

Did you call the dragon?  When I first solo'd perilous dragon with my AW, I think it took like 30 minutes.. mostly on the damn dragon.

[lcneed]

Nice man.

 

Did you call the dragon?  When I first solo'd perilous dragon with my AW, I think it took like 30 minutes.. mostly on the damn dragon.

 

Was it a lightning dragon?    I think I first solo'ed perilous dragon with my templar... and it took way more than 30 min....  But my first solo was with my Lego in Routine and it took like 45 min

 

I am pretty sure I have not solo'ed NM dragon or NM anything.   I tried suicide run at level 19 but usually someone else joined so either win or lose, it was not solo.    But if I am really close to level 20 (one time it was less than 20 xp), I just do a private game and turn invis mode on and try to kill as many NM foes as fast as I could before I hit the fade.

[ThatBruhYouDK]

Tim the enchanter could take Gandalf the White and Dumbledore together in a threesome ... err battle

 

BG? There is Baldur's Gate porn?

I sincerely hope BSN never ever changes

[Mark (Gekrakel)]

I just do a private game and turn invis mode on and try to kill as many NM foes as fast as I could before I hit the fade.

Aww.. just invite me next time... I want to see you hit the fade.  :: chuckle ::

[Silversmurf]

7 out of last 8 games have been Qunari

I'm not counting the black screen that would not load.

Can anyone work out the odds of that happening from 6 possible factions?

Random. Pffft

[Silversmurf]

Make that 8 from 9

[Silversmurf]

Restarted PS4.

9 from 10

Game f**ked?

[Rhorim]

Random is random 

[Mark (Gekrakel)]

Que up the twerking videos....

[FMP2013]

Nice man.

Did you call the dragon? When I first solo'd perilous dragon with my AW, I think it took like 30 minutes.. mostly on the damn dragon.

Yes, I called. Frost one.

I have already soloed a storm one with my AW on Perilous too. With pact belt on. I had to kill her with spirit blade and fade cloak while not taking any damage before reaching melee range to generate barrier. It took ages. Almost the same it took me to kill her with a Lego and the other 3 guys in the fade.

[Silversmurf]

Random is random

Yeah yeah

Final Game Count : 15 games

2 Demons
1 Darkspawn
12 Qunari
0 Vagina Commander
0 Samson
0 Charming Bull

I've been around long enough to understand random in this game....but that's long odds getting that set

[Rhorim]

That was nearly what I endured yesterday, nothing but horny women and men.  See that sounds better than qunari

[AutumnWitch]

 Vagina Commander

 

 

Seems to me she is commanding a lot of penises, so she technically should be "Penis Commander". 

[Silversmurf]

An american friend used to call her that everyday for months.

I can't help but call her that now even though he quit the game last year.

[AutumnWitch]

An american friend used to call her that everyday for months.

I can't help but call her that now even though he quit the game last ye

 

 

And they say chivalry is dead....

[lcneed]

An american friend used to call her that everyday for months.
 

 

Sure... blame the Americans....

 

But no worry, we blame Canada.

[Caldyrvan]

Seems to me she is commanding a lot of penises, so she technically should be "Penis Commander". 

 

Awesome, I couldn´t stop laughing ... just awesome. Thank you for that