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[crashsuit]

• Increase number of hamsters powering the servers from 2 to 5.
• Give the hamsters regular food/sleep/restroom breaks.
• Replace dead hamsters as needed.

 

 

[Vapaa]

Sell your soul to our EA overlords and you shall have no-stop connection to Origin.

[Fidite Nemini]

Have you tried going online?

[Excella Gionne]

Assuming direct control of Lolrigin! Can't you just use you omni-tool to play Mass Effect 3?

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

EA please buff Origin.

[FasterThanFTL]

Your ISP is much more to blame for the frequent disconnects than Origin or EA is. Since moving to UK I have had no disconnects at all and almost no lag. Before I was using an 8Mbps DSL connection and now I am using a 100Mbps broadband connection. The difference in speed and reliability is night and day and most importantly there are absolutely no disconnects, proving without a shadow of doubt that Origin is not as bad as haters make it out to be.

[OniGanon]

Have you tried going online?

 

Awful difficult to post on this forum offline.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

But seriously, you don't understand. If the hamsters are well-fed and cared for, they might revolt against their masters!

[Mgamerz]

ME3 Private Server Emulator my friend.

[Stanry Roo]

no u

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

Question:

Would guinea pigs actually be an upgrade over hamsters? I am unfamiliar with rodentia.

[TheBunz]

Add controller support

[smeckie]

Question:Would guinea pigs actually be an upgrade over hamsters? I am unfamiliar with rodentia.

I thought you played with FinnClan regularly?

[Pheabus2009]

Since moving to UK I have had no disconnects at all and almost no lag. Before I was using an 8Mbps DSL connection and now I am using a 100Mbps broadband connection.

Let's see some facts :

 

92.52.77.245

383933-gosprapp396.ea.com

 

Geographical

The geographical location of this IP address.

Country: United Kingdom (GB)

Region: England

City: Uxbridge

 

Network Communications

The following 2 files have been seen to comunicate with this IP address in live environments.

TCP port 14231

masseffect3.exe (Mass Effect 3 by BioWare)

TCP port 14225

masseffect3.exe (Mass Effect 3 by BioWare)

 

This explains something: I'm afraid it has nothing to do with your actual connection type, it's just because you're in the UK, you're unlikely to have packet loss to that EA server.

[Catastrophy]

Your ISP is much more to blame for the frequent disconnects than Origin or EA is. Since moving to UK I have had no disconnects at all and almost no lag. Before I was using an 8Mbps DSL connection and now I am using a 100Mbps broadband connection. The difference in speed and reliability is night and day and most importantly there are absolutely no disconnects, proving without a shadow of doubt that Origin is not as bad as haters make it out to be.

I've got a gaming buddy who rages atm about BT and the weeks they need to fix his internet. Apparently they now need to send a technician to change his phone number. What's your provider?

[coldflame]

This is why I will not buy ME4 unless ea gives us at least 27 hamsters to power the servers instead of just 3 like ME3...

 

P.S. I heard from an insider source that we are only down to 1 now as one hamster died 2 days after the release of ME3. The second one died mid last year and this current hamster we have got is dying due to a sickness that ea just can't be bothered to send it to a vet...

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Question:

Would guinea pigs actually be an upgrade over hamsters? I am unfamiliar with rodentia.

 

They tried it, but we ended up with rainbow banners.

[coldflame]

They tried it, but we ended up with rainbow banners.

I heard that guinea pigs' got fragile hips. It wasn't pretty when they tried it...

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Question:

I am unfamiliar with rodentiae.

 

Fixed. Also, they aren't unfamiliar with you. Right now, there's an R. rattus or R. norvegicus gnawing on a cable less than 50 metres from you. At least one.

[Barrogh]

Sell your soul to our EA overlords and you shall have no-stop connection to Origin.

 

At least now we know what's behind "hamsters" euphemism.

[Andr0idOS]

Your ISP is much more to blame for the frequent disconnects than Origin or EA is. Since moving to UK I have had no disconnects at all and almost no lag. Before I was using an 8Mbps DSL connection and now I am using a 100Mbps broadband connection. The difference in speed and reliability is night and day and most importantly there are absolutely no disconnects, proving without a shadow of doubt that Origin is not as bad as haters make it out to be.

I'm gonna have to agree with this. The servers pissed me off constantly when I was on Xbox, I was wired in at 25Mbps and got constant disconnects. After I got bored and stopped playing this game for a while, then when I was finally able to build my own PC, our ISP upgraded their infrastructure (finally) and I now have 100Mbps internet. I've only had 1 disconnect in the 5-6 months I've had my PC.

 

But your original post was awesome, 10/10. 

[Black_Mage]

I'm gonna have to agree with this. The servers pissed me off constantly when I was on Xbox, I was wired in at 25Mbps and got constant disconnects. After I got bored and stopped playing this game for a while, then when I was finally able to build my own PC, our ISP upgraded their infrastructure (finally) and I now have 100Mbps internet. I've only had 1 disconnect in the 5-6 months I've had my PC.

 

But your original post was awesome, 10/10. 

 

I have 300 Mbps optical fiber broadband and I still have disconnects.

[Quarian Master Race]

Biovar plz

EA plz

[Jaze55]

This is why. Dam clones. 

 

 

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Dear people waving your broadband connection speed eDongs around:

 

ME3MP requires about 1 Mb/s to run perfectly smoothly. Going from 25 to 100 will make exactly zero difference.

 

Now, what's the fastest way to move 100 TB of data from the top floor to the ground floor of Biovar headquarters?