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[DrTeatime]

Ah, indeed, that should have been an obvious one. Have you had any elven puns yet?

I made up a few in-universe ones for my puny elfquisitor.

 

*Solas and Lavellan fall of a cliff together*
Cassandra:   Inquisitor! Are you hurt!?
Lavellan:   Not really, just ma'solas.[my pride]
Cassandra:   Is he hurt badly?
Lavellan:   What? No, Solas is fine.
Solas:   Honestly, vhenan... -.-

[DarkAmaranth1966]

Quizzy drank form the well of sorrows, eventually he steps down and, leaves. Parting words "I'll mythal of you" (he has a lisp.)

[DrTeatime]

Lavellan:   Ancient elves, eh?
Solas:   It would seem so.
Lavellan:   I guess you could say..
Solas:   Don't you dare.
Lavellan:   They've got ha'solas[old pride]
Solas:   -.-

[NM_Che56]

How do you spot the prettiest dwarven girl in Orzammar? The Paragon's Luster...

[NM_Che56]

What game do children from Orzammar like to play? Freeze Thaig...

[MrFob]

I'm Cole, and I'm telling a pun!

 

Cole story bro.

 

On a different note, calling for an exalted march is probably one of the chantry's most andrastic measures.

[DrTeatime]

*Solas falls down*
Lavellan: Are you alright, Din’solas[Not-standing-tall]?

[MrGDL87]

I can't trust the prisoner at Ostagar ... he is a bit cagey.

[MrGDL87]

How does the Dalish know when to dye their hair? ...

 

The Elfroots change colour.

 

[Biotic Flash Kick]

The PUNquisition thread. (Warning thread may cause groans and head shaking.)

 

yeah i dont think so

i;ve got 99 bugs but bioware fixed none

[Biotic Flash Kick]

Hay Solas what did 4 knuckles have to say about your poor attitude?

PUNCH

[DarkAmaranth1966]

Lavellan meets Reba McIntyre "No, no I said NARRIBAS not no Reba's about the chocolate cake." (As in no more per Merrill's ritual "En Utanera narribas" to wake Flemeth

[MrGDL87]

Tyrdda Staff? ...

 

Fire them or give them the axe.

 

[MrGDL87]

The inquisitor may suffer from injury Orlesians on the skin after a difficult fight.

[Uhh.. Jonah]

NBA officials have been rumored to be contacting Divine Justinia for an official contract. No word yet, but apparently her voicemail box is full.

[MrGDL87]

NBA officials have been rumored to be contacting Divine Justinia for an official contract. No word yet, but apparently her voicemail box is full.

 

She will need to be careful though as there is a lot of Chainmail going about.  

[MrGDL87]

When Sten uses the internet ... he always accepts the cookies.

[MrGDL87]

Apparently the dwarfs don't live in the Hissing Wastes because of Antisocial behaviour ...

 

There was a lot of Vandal Arias.

 

[Elhanan]

The Inquisitor thought of travelling to Denerim for the exciting night scene, Orlais around Skyhold and sleep.

[MrGDL87]

If there is a chantry member who is in trouble ... then go help a sister.  

[MrGDL87]

One type of demon is always busy ... as they don't have despair time to do anything.

[stonerbishop]

For my promiscuous IQ;

Trials 1

Maker, my pregnancies are abundant.
Many are those who lie up against me.
But my face sustains me; I shall not fear the lesions,
Should they set themselves against me.

-Trials 1:1


Actually.. that's not a very good pun. It's complete Iron Bull shite

[MrGDL87]

You can't put a carpet down if there Snowfleur to do it.

[MrGDL87]

Some people a Dorian Fleming for creating James Bond.

[MrGDL87]

Buying halla meat ... it's very deer.