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[MrGDL87]

What happens when you defeat a ghoul with fire?

 

They turn into Ghoulash

 

[MrGDL87]

How do you explain an inquisitor low blowing corrupt, blighted people? ...

 

He/She hits them in the Ghoulies.

 

 

(  I'm sorry about this one)

[MrGDL87]

What is Duchess Florianne's favourite sport? ...

 

Boxing

 

 

You wooden't believe it but she has become a legend in Orlais. She remains a tragic character who pined after world domination. She is rumoured to like walking on the beech and enjoyed listening to foak music.

[Orian Tabris]

Why doesn't Eamon leave Denerim? Isolde... Just can't get up in the morning.

 

Darkspawn and demons make peasant women shriek in fear.

 

When riding my red hart, the banter just doesn't amount to anything.

 

The blood of the Dales that flows within Feynriel comes from his red hart. - A reference to one of Marethari's lines in DA2. I think it was the Pride demon, Wrym, actually.

[MrFob]

What do you call it when the pope is landing back in Rome, coming back from a trip to America?

 

That's an exalted plane on a western approach.

[MrGDL87]

It turns out that The Iron Bull is just like us ... he is always on the lookout for the next patch.  

[MrFob]

True, only difference is that he is more horny than us.

 

EDIT; Well, on second thought, I'd better only speak for myself.

[Elhanan]

Q: What do you call Wraiths that will not attack?
A: Marsh-mellows

Q: Why are Dragons supposedly easier to kill in DAI than in previous titles?
A: In DAI, encounters are pre-set; no scaling.

Q; Which tree is singularly the best for crafting bows?
A: The one and only Ewe.

[MrGDL87]

How do Dalish couples show their commitment? ...

 

They engrave their names in a heart-wood.

 

[MrGDL87]

What is an assassin inquisitor's favourite technique? ...

 

Snapping fennec.

 

[MrGDL87]

Sera's favourite food is lobster/crab ... she likes to pry into Verchiel.

[Orian Tabris]

I'm not sure the jokes people are making are really puns.

 

Hold on, I'll ask Mom...

 

[Orian Tabris]

The Inquisitor's red head always made The Iron Bull horny. It was only natural... just not for Josephine, Cullen and Cassandra.

[Orian Tabris]

The Iron Bull said "Taarsidath-an halsaam." Later, Dorian could vividly make testament to the fact that he did.

Spoiler

Unfortunately, Iron Bull had to punish him for being a dirty sneak. And boy, was it punishing!

[MrGDL87]

I'm not sure the jokes people are making are really puns.

 

Hold on, I'll ask Mom...

 

<snip>

 

Avvar any examples in particular?

 

(I'll explain some of the wordplay on the last few)

 

I think wordplay is covered through being a homophonic pun.

 

Spoiler

1) Wordplay on "snapping fennec" can either mean killing fennecs or "snapping the necks"

2) Wordplay on "Verchiel" can mean the actual place or "the shell"

 

Edit: Unless the post was made in sarcasm which I totally missed when first reading it

Modifié par MrGDL87, 01 février 2015 - 01:47 .

[MrGDL87]

The next Divine's reign is unstoppable ... as she is always Victorias in any given task.

[DarkAmaranth1966]

The Iron Bull fell from a ledge and broke his ankle. While pulling the litter to get him to camp the conversation is...

 

Bull: Sorry Boss, should've watched my step instead of that red head below us.

 

Quizzy: Nah, she was hot.

 

Bull: So you were watching her too? Guess I'm just a klutz then.

 

Quizzy [speaking to Varric]: This is a load of Bull, don't you agree?

[MrFob]

Do people in Thedas go skiing?

 

Yes but only in Tevinter.

 

 

(ok, I am sure someone made this one before)

[MrGDL87]

Some people prefer the Dragon Age Origin romances ... because it was intense.  

[MrGDL87]

What should you do if you host a party in the Western Approach? ...

 

Keep Varghests happy.

 

[Orian Tabris]

Avvar any examples in particular?

 

(I'll explain some of the wordplay on the last few)

 

I think wordplay is covered through being a homophonic pun.

 

Spoiler

1) Wordplay on "snapping fennec" can either mean killing fennecs or "snapping the necks"

2) Wordplay on "Verchiel" can mean the actual place or "the shell"

 

Edit: Unless the post was made in sarcasm which I totally missed when first reading it

 

Actually, it was a little of Column A and a little from Column B.

 

That has no puns in it. Don't laugh.

[Orian Tabris]

The next Divine's reign was unstoppable ... as she was always Victorias in every epilogue.

 

Fixed it for you.

 

Technically, she can fail, but I don't think it has to be that lore-friendly-ily (new word!) correct.

[MrGDL87]

Actually, it was a little of Column A and a little from Column B.

 

That has no puns in it. Don't laugh.

 

 

You're a pillar of our community.
 

[Orian Tabris]

By the by, I fixed my Iron Bull/Dorian joke up a bit, to make it a bit better at the spoiler end (that in itself is a joke/play on words/pun).

 

 

You're a pillar of our community.
 

 

[MrGDL87]

I'd read how Solas eats his food ... it turns out he is an animal and wolves it down.