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[Lingvort]

The Inquisitor fought against a headless zombie in the swamps. "It was a no brainer", said he afterwards.

[MrGDL87]

Anti-Qunari? ...

 

Stop being so obstenate.

 

[Orian Tabris]

I put this one in spoilers, because I think it was a bit graphic...

 

Spoiler

Inky closed her Breach once Sera had finished with it. Demons were coming out at the time, but Sera had no problem taking them down. The place was very... Inky afterwards. Nonetheless, they were both satisfied the job had been done.

[Lingvort]

Not necessarily a pun, just a silly joke.

 

"Hey, Sten say "On" backwards!"

 

"No."

"Come on, say it!"

 

"I just said "No"."

 

"Oh, fine. No fun with you. You don't even want to say "On" backwards..."

 

"But I did..."

"Care to tell me when it happened?"

"No."

"Thought so."

[MrGDL87]

When people talk to Sandal, they are always in shock ... because he enchants them.  

[iamlaughed]

I don't know if this fits here, but I like to call creature research "creasearch".

And the stamina amulet is the "stamulet".

:/

[spinachdiaper]

Why don't the Qunari have marriage? Monogamy doesn't work when everybody's horny.

[MrGDL87]

In the Exalted Plains, the demons were making the Imperial army hungry ... they wanted the inquisitor to claim some ramparts to help.

[MrGDL87]

Sera thought it would be a good idea to take some of Josephine's belongings ...

 

Josephine was then heard saying: "I don't want an apology, I just want the quillback"

 

[Orian Tabris]

What is Corypheus' favourite tavern song? I am the One.

 

LOL, just imagine Coryphyspit getting drunk and singing!

[Orian Tabris]

Oh, Grey Warden, Once We Were Enchanters, and Nightingale's Eyes, but now we Rise, into the Shred of Blue that leads us to the side of the Maker.

 

From The Storm Coast's Claim, The Silver Knight will Rise. He will marry The Girl in Red Crossing, for She of the Highwaymen Repents on her creation of the Empress of Fire, and he senses the Shred of Blue tears.

 

Did you know that Sera Was Never Andraste's Mabari?

[Orian Tabris]

The Drinkquisition? I'll in to that!

 

[MrGDL87]

The Dr inkquisition? I'll in to that!

 

 

You would be drinking a lot of d'ales. It's not good for your 'elf.

 

You may also need that doctor in the inquisition. He may give you a carta hangover remedies.

 

It may also leave you feeling well sorrow.
 

[MrFob]

I think in the (Dr)inquisition they would just drink elfroot beer.

So not much danger there.

[MrGDL87]

When an enemy escapes the lightning cage ability and survives ... they are ex-static.

[MrGDL87]

Did you hear about the beefy Templar?

 

He is called Ser Loin.

 

  

[MrGDL87]

You might be surprised to hear that Isabella is considered a soprano ... she has experience with the high seas.

[MrGDL87]

The Bull's Chargers entered a cave full of fire mages ... They later had Krem brulée.  

[MrGDL87]

It's hard to make friends with rogues ... as there is too much backstabbing.  

[MrGDL87]

Some people want more weapons ... they pray for Valence

[Lingvort]

You know what nickname Arl Vaughan Kendells got after joining the Tevinter Imperium?

 

"Vince" Vaughn (the second "a" has disappeared along the way).

[MrGDL87]

Some people find it difficult to get to know Blackwall... it's because of the character's execution within The Game.    

[MrFob]

Same goes for Solas, his character is just god-awful.

 

Cassandra, Leliana and Vivienne have an easier time. Their story arcs are just divine.

 

EDIT:

Spoiler

I also don't quite understand all the butthurt about Dorians character, but then, I never romanced him so maybe it's got something to do with that.

[MrGDL87]

Inquisitors who fight dragons for a long time run the risk of getting burnt out

[MrGDL87]

*Varric gets KO'ed by a Giant's Rock Throw*

 

Solas: "I told you he was a child of the stone"

 

 

The giant was a stone throw away.