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[MrGDL87]

What was Erimond trying to do at Adamant? ...

 

He wanted 50 shades of grey (wardens)

 

[Orian Tabris]

Inquisitor: "I'm looking for a Trevelyan. First name Sera."

Cabot: "Hold on, I'll check."

*calls out to the rest of the tavern*

Cabot: "Is Sera Trevelyan around here? Hey, everybody! Is Sera Trevelyan?"

[Orian Tabris]

Do you feel that ethereal chill? It's so Cole. Brrr.

[MrFob]

What was the first thing the inquisitor said after his elf mage companion came out of gender change surgery?

 

"So lass, how are you doing?"

[MrGDL87]

What is the benefit of specialising as a Necromancer? ...

 

It raises the Inquisitor's spirits.

 

[MrGDL87]

What technique does a Broodmother use when trying to stop a Grey Warden advancing on their position? ...

 

She puts Hurlock on every door.

 

[Poledo]

Sera: Say my name twice.

Me: 'Kay, Sera Sera.

[Orian Tabris]

I once fought a qunari. I chipped ashaad of his horn off, with my sword.

 

Off topic:

Baldur's Gate 2 pun.

I told Jon, "Get a haircut! Oh, wait..." Quickly, Irenicus'd.

 

Explanation in spoilers.

Spoiler

Jon Irenicus is the name of the main antagonist in Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn. The pun is, "Irenicus'd" sounds like "I ran, he cussed." Also, Irenicus has no hair. He did have hair once, but lost it in a spoilerrific event.

[MrGDL87]

What are mages concerned with the most? ...

 

Catching a Staph Infection

 

[Elhanan]

What are mages concerned with the most? ...
 
Catching a Staph Infection
 

Overwork; Spells of exhaustion, dizziness, and fatigue....

[Orian Tabris]

That is one Mythal believe!

 

Explanations ruin jokes!

Spoiler

Not sure if the joke is obvious, but it's that "Mythal" sounds like "myth I'll." Read: That is one myth I'll believe!

[MrGDL87]

Explanations ruin jokes!

 

 

I agree, explanation runes everything!
 

[Elhanan]

I agree, explanation runes everything!

No; excavations ruins everything....

[MrGDL87]

No; excavations ruins everything....

 

I'll cave in and admit I like this. I wish this pun was ... mine
 

[MrFob]

I'll cave in and admit I like this. I wish this pun was ... mine

Yea, I dig that one, too.

[Elhanan]

Yea, I dig that one, too.

Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

[Orian Tabris]

Enough with the archaeological jokes!

 

Hallamshiral is where the white deer attempted to recreate their homeland.

[Dieb]

I hate to make a fossil, but you can't just brush archaeological puns aside. Rock on, guys.

[Ballax]

I borrowed this one from Sera:

 

What do you call a Qunari in a shirt.

 

Disappointing.

[Orian Tabris]

Don't p!ss off Morrigan, because when she gets angry, she becomes such a dragon.

 

You have been Wardened!

Spoiler

'Dragon' is slang for a very angry woman.

[MrGDL87]

Why was the inquisitor advised to take a drugs test? ...

 

He/She was accused of being stoned when fighting a giant.

 

  

[Elhanan]

Why was the inquisitor advised to take a drugs test? ...
 
He/She was accused of being stoned when fighting a giant.
 

In quarries were to be made at a later date; news has rocked the locals....

[Dieb]

We've had geological puns before.

 

Careful, this subject is like a rolling stone.

[MrGDL87]

In quarries were to be made at a later date; news has rocked the locals....

 

These events have made the inquisitor a boulder person.
 

[Teophne]

What's Solas' favourite song?

 

- Bon Jovi's Keep the Fade