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[Ser Jynx]

Howe come this game isn't out yet?

[MidgetNemo]

The inquistion is going to bee okay x) this is a fave though: biowhere is inquisition?

[Gtdef]

I cooked Potatoes Oghrenntin but my cousin is Anoraxic.

[BronzTrooper]

I will Nevarra like Tevinter....... unless they give me some Varric good cookies and a nice Cole drink.  What can I say?  I'm Izzy to please.  

[Little Princess Peach]

Dawrf is so dog while Alistair smells like Shale

[EV1LJ33]

Mabari we can ........I suck at puns. Dag nug it.

[BronzTrooper]

I hope this thread will Prosper.  I would hate to see it Fade into the background.

[LastFadingSmile]

I will Nevarra like Tevinter....... unless they give me some Varric good cookies and a nice Cole drink.  What can I say?  I'm Izzy to please.  

 

Orlais off of Tevinter! If Dorian proves anything, it's that it's full of Weiss, haupt-looking men.

[HK-90210]

This thread is nothing but a circle of puns. It's so harrowing. We'd better cullen sift through them and make sure there's no doubles. We don't need anora one of the same pun.

[Jaulen]

*wishes she could pun along*

 

But I will read.....and laugh/groan/shake my head.

 

I love puns.

[MrGDL87]

Hi all, long time reader but just joined the madness today.

 

So the inquisitor is walking around with a red cape and travelling with the Iron Bull. Then the inquisitor shouts ... ORLAIS!

 

I'm so sorry *leaves*

[Ferico21]

ARyouAsSHOCKed as I am at how badly worded some of these puns are?

[JWvonGoethe]

*wishes she could pun along*
 
But I will read.....and laugh/groan/shake my head.
 
I love puns.

Alamarri you if you Joining with us.

[Clark]

I just hired an elven cook because their food is sooo dalish.

[Ferico21]

Elf you too buddy

Woah now, let's not dWarf this out of proportion.

Well don't mind me but I'm just human along with all y'all.

Qunari done with these puns yet?

[HK-90210]

Elf you too buddy

Woah now, let's not dWarf this out of proportion.

Well don't mind me but I'm just human along with all y'all.

Qunari done with these puns yet?

 

Werewolves in this pun? Aren't they a race?

[Eliana Rose]

I also cannot do puns for the life of me, but I am enjoying this thread very much!

 

Great idea Dee!

[Ferico21]

Werewolves in this pun? Aren't they a race?

NoGnomes neither.

Because GNOMES ARENT PART OF THE DA UNIVERSE...

 

 

Let's not drake this Griff-on.

I have one more pun....

I suppose the female bi-companions are either more-or-lessbians.

Anyway I guess it's all ogre now...

[Mornmagor]

Stop fearing the rest of the party will be crushed if you're not there to intervene.

 

You're too much of a warrier.

[HK-90210]

NoGnomes neither.

Because GNOMES ARENT PART OF THE DA UNIVERSE...

 

 

Let's not drake this Griff-on.

I have one more pun....

I suppose the female bi-companions are either more-or-lessbians.

Anyway I guess it's all ogre now...

 

Listen, stop trying to pull the Woolsley over our eyes. We can keep making puns until the Poet-tree joins to the Chantry. Thus spaketh the Chant of Blight.

[Elhanan]

Steward: "Sire; are there to be choices of fighting styles in the Proving?"

King: "Aye; duke an' weaponry of choice." *Aeducan*

[Yggdrasil]

I think we need to BEES careful BEES-FEAR this gets too silly!

[LastFadingSmile]

Orsino reason to bring the Chantry into this discussion. Let's keep things civil, war else the thread could well explode.

[thats1evildude]

I can't bereskarn these awful puns. Sorry, I just don't see this thread getting Varric far.

[Shimmering Nug]

I was Nevarra good at these sorts of things.

 

It's harrowing, I tell you.