Where would you buy outdoor clothing in Thedas? ...
The Coterie
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Where would you buy outdoor clothing in Thedas? ...
The Coterie
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An Avvar sees a bard outside and says "it's skald out here!" ![]()
Shale wasn't good at fishing... because the rod didn't work ![]()
What is the most common item used in Orlais when decorating? ...
Masking Tape
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When a Dalish Rogue Inquisitor uses the stealth ability... they are a shadow of their former 'elf.
D͎̭O̹N̸̥͔͕͍̻’̱͓͇̣T̼͕͎̥͓̪͔ T҉̱̣͎̬̘̤͔̩̲Ơ̺͎̠̙U̡̨̩̫̭̯͓͝C̪͚̣̦͎͔͚ͅͅH͙͕͔̳̖̲̻̠̕͘ M͓͉̝̜͉̤̪̲̮̳͎̥͈͖͢͜E̸̫̩̰̙̗̦̝͚̬̠̫̫̮͞ͅE̵̢̟̜͈̬̥̰̩̣͉̦̝̝̜͖͖̮͉̥ͅE̴҉̥̯̬̝̝̠͇̰̥͈̼̰È͍͉̣̻̟̝̮̝̹̩̮̰̫́E̢̛͖̩̹̠͎͕̜̲̰̜͔̦̹̯̫͝E͎̦͉̜̦̜͎̰͖̠̰̭̟̙͜͠E͠͏̯̥͈͉̝̳̯̗̺̻̬̳̪̤͍̘E̢̢̱̝̦̼̱͍̯̱̙͚̠̮̹͖̠͓̞̘͝E̸̢͍̙̗͇͕̖̺̖͈͖̫̳͓̼̙͝E̵̶͏̵̢̜̱̭̙É͏̸͍̘̦͙͈̞͉͚̼̫͓͉̘̹̱̭͢É̡̨̛͏̳̱͕̪̘E̷̷̯̟͎̱̹̩̙̪̲͈̱̬̦̙͠É̵̞̪̦̰̭̰̥͘̕ͅE̶͉̼̘̩͔̫̦̰͚̭͈̼̦̤E̡͔̜̲̰̮̫͍̼̮̺̭̖̜̹̼͟͡ͅE̷̢͍̞͓̬͓̱̠̳̳̣͝E͏̶̸̛͍̫̞͉͙͈̖̫̮̠͜E͏̶̞̫͕̘͎̠̱̼̘̦̀̀͝E̵͇̣͚̝͈̥̭̩̣͝E̷̴̴͈̰͔̝͓͚̹̳͚̼̙̘̼̬̬̜͙̩͢E̵̷̡̻͕̫̟͙̬̟̰̞̰̠̫̭̟̯͈͖͜
When Hawke investigated some Blood Mages, it led him to a woman in the Blooming Rose. What did the woman say? ...
Idunna bad thing.
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Did you hear about the necromancer who held a party? ...
The atmosphere was dead.
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(It lasted a long time and was Nevarra-nding)
Isolde Connor to learn Blood Magic.
Imshael invented Planned-Parenthood...
Because he's pro-choice.
Corypheus tried to get to the fade but to no a-veil. ![]()
We all know the expression MrGDL87 makes when he posts in this thread. So it's no surprise that puns make him... horny.
In Kirkwall, where do a lot of drug users meet? ...
Hightown
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We all know the expression MrGDL87 makes when he posts in this thread. So it's no surprise that puns make him... horny.
Wait, does this mean that I have to Keep my avatar as a Qunari so the pun works in the future or Qun I change it? ![]()
Wait, does this mean that I have to Keep my avatar as a Qunari so the pun works in the future or Qun I change it?
You Qun never change it. The Pun demands it!
^^ I will submit to this punishment ![]()
Dragon Age Inquisition didn't have Bodahn ... it was Sandalous ![]()
Orzammar was surprised to see the Warden... because it was on short notice. ![]()
I never brought Cole to the Hinterlands, but he was with us in spirit.
The dwarves of Orzammar prefer to do their shopping in dust town because... there are a lot more brands. ![]()
Why did Iron Bull's cell phone die?He plugged it into the wrong charger.
Currently in Stitches. ![]()
What animal does Leliana prefer? ...
Spyders
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Why did the healer blow up the Chantry?
He ran out of patients.
He thought it was justified.
But in the end, he couldn't escape justice. ![]()
Anders could not see eye to eye with the Templars because justice is blind.