Where would you buy outdoor clothing in Thedas? ...
The Coterie
The PUNquisition thread. (Warning thread may cause groans and head shaking.)
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#477
Posté 25 mars 2015 - 11:35
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An Avvar sees a bard outside and says "it's skald out here!"
#478
Posté 26 mars 2015 - 02:44
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Shale wasn't good at fishing... because the rod didn't work
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#479
Posté 31 mars 2015 - 01:32
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What is the most common item used in Orlais when decorating? ...
Masking Tape
#480
Posté 01 avril 2015 - 11:14
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When a Dalish Rogue Inquisitor uses the stealth ability... they are a shadow of their former 'elf.
#481
Posté 02 avril 2015 - 03:18
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D͎̭O̹N̸̥͔͕͍̻’̱͓͇̣T̼͕͎̥͓̪͔ T҉̱̣͎̬̘̤͔̩̲Ơ̺͎̠̙U̡̨̩̫̭̯͓͝C̪͚̣̦͎͔͚ͅͅH͙͕͔̳̖̲̻̠̕͘ M͓͉̝̜͉̤̪̲̮̳͎̥͈͖͢͜E̸̫̩̰̙̗̦̝͚̬̠̫̫̮͞ͅE̵̢̟̜͈̬̥̰̩̣͉̦̝̝̜͖͖̮͉̥ͅE̴҉̥̯̬̝̝̠͇̰̥͈̼̰È͍͉̣̻̟̝̮̝̹̩̮̰̫́E̢̛͖̩̹̠͎͕̜̲̰̜͔̦̹̯̫͝E͎̦͉̜̦̜͎̰͖̠̰̭̟̙͜͠E͠͏̯̥͈͉̝̳̯̗̺̻̬̳̪̤͍̘E̢̢̱̝̦̼̱͍̯̱̙͚̠̮̹͖̠͓̞̘͝E̸̢͍̙̗͇͕̖̺̖͈͖̫̳͓̼̙͝E̵̶͏̵̢̜̱̭̙É͏̸͍̘̦͙͈̞͉͚̼̫͓͉̘̹̱̭͢É̡̨̛͏̳̱͕̪̘E̷̷̯̟͎̱̹̩̙̪̲͈̱̬̦̙͠É̵̞̪̦̰̭̰̥͘̕ͅE̶͉̼̘̩͔̫̦̰͚̭͈̼̦̤E̡͔̜̲̰̮̫͍̼̮̺̭̖̜̹̼͟͡ͅE̷̢͍̞͓̬͓̱̠̳̳̣͝E͏̶̸̛͍̫̞͉͙͈̖̫̮̠͜E͏̶̞̫͕̘͎̠̱̼̘̦̀̀͝E̵͇̣͚̝͈̥̭̩̣͝E̷̴̴͈̰͔̝͓͚̹̳͚̼̙̘̼̬̬̜͙̩͢E̵̷̡̻͕̫̟͙̬̟̰̞̰̠̫̭̟̯͈͖͜
#482
Posté 02 avril 2015 - 11:43
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When Hawke investigated some Blood Mages, it led him to a woman in the Blooming Rose. What did the woman say? ...
Idunna bad thing.
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#483
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 12:12
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Did you hear about the necromancer who held a party? ...
The atmosphere was dead.
(It lasted a long time and was Nevarra-nding)
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#484
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 12:27
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Isolde Connor to learn Blood Magic.
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#485
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 08:12
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Imshael invented Planned-Parenthood...
Because he's pro-choice.
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#486
Posté 03 avril 2015 - 11:40
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Corypheus tried to get to the fade but to no a-veil.
#487
Posté 04 avril 2015 - 01:50
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We all know the expression MrGDL87 makes when he posts in this thread. So it's no surprise that puns make him... horny.
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#488
Posté 04 avril 2015 - 02:30
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In Kirkwall, where do a lot of drug users meet? ...
Hightown
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#489
Posté 04 avril 2015 - 02:50
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We all know the expression MrGDL87 makes when he posts in this thread. So it's no surprise that puns make him... horny.
Wait, does this mean that I have to Keep my avatar as a Qunari so the pun works in the future or Qun I change it?
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#490
Posté 04 avril 2015 - 03:10
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Wait, does this mean that I have to Keep my avatar as a Qunari so the pun works in the future or Qun I change it?
You Qun never change it. The Pun demands it!
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#491
Posté 04 avril 2015 - 10:04
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^^ I will submit to this punishment 
Dragon Age Inquisition didn't have Bodahn ... it was Sandalous
#492
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 11:58
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Orzammar was surprised to see the Warden... because it was on short notice.
#493
Posté 06 avril 2015 - 02:18
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I never brought Cole to the Hinterlands, but he was with us in spirit.
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#494
Posté 06 avril 2015 - 09:33
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The dwarves of Orzammar prefer to do their shopping in dust town because... there are a lot more brands.
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#495
Posté 06 avril 2015 - 10:06
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Why did Iron Bull's cell phone die?
He plugged it into the wrong charger.
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#496
Posté 06 avril 2015 - 10:29
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Why did Iron Bull's cell phone die?He plugged it into the wrong charger.
Currently in Stitches.
Spoiler
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#497
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 06:48
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What animal does Leliana prefer? ...
Spyders
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#499
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 05:08
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Why did the healer blow up the Chantry?
He ran out of patients.
He thought it was justified.
But in the end, he couldn't escape justice.
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#500
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 07:57
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Anders could not see eye to eye with the Templars because justice is blind.
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