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[Broganisity]

I lost some friends today when we were discussing our favorite 'green foods'.

I told them that I hate Corypheus vegetables.

[megageeklizzy]

I shall make a toast to this day.

 

 Drink what Iron Bull's having.  It'll put Seheron your chest.

[MrGDL87]

I lost some friends today when we were discussing our favorite 'green foods'.

I told them that I hate Corypheus vegetables.

 

Vegetables like Broccolei.

 

Some people may prefer Rhys.

 

Spoiler

I was going for Rice for the Rhys part

 

[Bunny]

That elf in the corner had a bit too much to drink tonight. His hangover is going to be Lethallin the morning.

[MrGDL87]

Celene was enjoying herself at the Winter Palace ... she was having a ball.

 

By the end of the evening, she was happy about the outcome ... as she was empress'd.   

[MrGDL87]

Shale could be considered an addict ... because she was always looking for a crystal supply.   

[Bunny]

Most days, Shale is stoned.

[MrGDL87]

What was the inquisitor doing before meeting Dennett? ...

 

Farming experience

 

[Bunny]

His horse is better than a nug mount because it's more stable.

[MrGDL87]

Qunari are suspicious of sheep... because they are not keen on the Bas.

[Bunny]

Hawke brings Anders, Bethany, and Merrill to confront the Qunari at Viscount's Keep. They Arishoked with lightning spells.

[megageeklizzy]

Anders always gets his drinks first, because even bartenders know that Justice must be served.

[Orian Tabris]

Why does "The Spirit" have bad teeth? Because he uses Colegate. It's how he travels unseen.

 

Spoiler

I'm joking, of course. However, I honestly don't use Colgate toothpaste, or even a Colgate toothbrush. I use a crappy home brand version of both, which means I use the store's own crappy brand that they sell at a low price. The store and brand name? Coles.

 

Spoiler

[Orian Tabris]

Why didn't the bartender answer the patron's question?  Cabot his tongue!

 

*Roly exits stage left before the tomatoes start flying*

 

Indeed. A rotten pun, it was.

[MrGDL87]

In Starkhaven, the Vael was torn apart but Sebastian returned. The Vael is now in a controlled state at Starkhaven.

 

(These puns are thinly Vael'd)   

[MrGDL87]

Why did the inquisitor pardon Florianne? ...

 

A jester of goodwill.

 

[Gold Dragon]

Why didn't the bartender answer the patron's question?  Cabot his tongue!

 

*Roly exits stage left before the tomatoes start flying*

 

*pulls cord to release rotten tomatoes on left side of backstage*

[MrGDL87]

Why didn't the bartender answer the patron's question?  Cabot his tongue!

 

*Roly exits stage left before the tomatoes start flying*

 

*A Carta tomatoes are on standyby*

 

[Bunny]

Rogek offered me a lyrium smuggling job, but his appeal was in vein.

[MrGDL87]

The First Enchanter of Kirkwall was in a complete state of denial, what did he always say when questions arose about the mages? ...

 

I hear no evil Orsino evil.

 

[MrGDL87]

What are the odds of soloing a dragon on nightmare with an archer inquisitor?...

 

A long shot.

 

[MrGDL87]

Why is it good to visit the Kirkwall runecrafter?...

 

It's a worthy cause.

 

[Bunny]

Somebody stepped on Zevran's antique cheese knife at the beach, and it broke in half. It was runed by a Sandal.