Some people do not Anderstand the plight of mages.
The PUNquisition thread. (Warning thread may cause groans and head shaking.)
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#551
Posté 14 avril 2015 - 06:20
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#552
Posté 14 avril 2015 - 06:54
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How do merchants make money? ...
Wyvern-ings from their shop.
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#553
Posté 14 avril 2015 - 06:58
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Some people do not Anderstand the plight of mages.
Maybe these people don't like being pandered to.
#554
Posté 14 avril 2015 - 07:18
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The person responsible for the events at Kirkwall got his ingredients by Anderhanded means.
He was even willing to sell his cat because of the Sela Petrae.
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#555
Posté 14 avril 2015 - 08:10
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Why do spirits support museums?
That's where treasured possessions are stored.
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#557
Posté 15 avril 2015 - 02:27
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If the people of Thedas play tennis ... they will need to avoid Dennett.
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#558
Posté 15 avril 2015 - 02:15
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How do two-handed warriors cut cheese?...
They use a Gratesword.
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#559
Posté 15 avril 2015 - 03:05
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Why did the Inquisitor take Blackwall to the the beach?
She wanted to get a new fish for her tank.
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#561
Posté 15 avril 2015 - 06:46
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Who is the most famous elf bard of all time?...
Elvish Presley
He made the audience scream and halla.
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#562
Posté 15 avril 2015 - 11:33
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Mages are proficient in literacy... because they are good at spelling.
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#563
Posté 15 avril 2015 - 11:38
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Mages are proficient in literacy... because they are good at spelling.
They also take many showers to avoid getting a staff infection.
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#564
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 12:09
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Morrigan is a party animal at heart because she asked the Warden... to "join her and walk on the wild side"
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#565
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 12:17
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Bann Conobar's wife cougheth and sneezeth and Flemeth during allergy season.
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#566
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 12:18
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How does the inquisitor romance the Seeker?...
By giving her a Casserole.
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#567
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 12:30
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How does the inquisitor romance the Seeker?...
By giving her a Casserole.
She's so tough when you first meet her. Nevarra thought she would be so friendly.
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#568
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 11:47
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She's so tough when you first meet her. Nevarra thought she would be so friendly.
She does like to search and loot animal skins. She makes it a game of Hide and Seek.
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#569
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 01:14
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She does like to search and loot animal skins. She makes it a game of Hide and Seek.
The team looks divine in nugskin.
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#570
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 01:20
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Why did the bison leave the farm in the Hinterlands?...
It's coat was dandruffy and itchy.
#571
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 01:28
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Why did the bison leave the farm in the Hinterlands?...
It's coat was dandruffy and itchy.
To fight dandruff, rinse leather and repeat.
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#572
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 03:09
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The Iron Bull's second in command is Aclassi guy.
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#573
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 06:26
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Why are there so many groups of Venatori running around Halamshiral?
They got lost on their way to Tevinter Palace.
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#575
Posté 16 avril 2015 - 10:28
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What would have been the next age if the Venatori succeeded?...
Vintage
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