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[MrGDL87]

What type of hair do Knight Enchanters have?...

 

Wispy

 

[Bunny]

Why did the Hawke family visit Las Vegas?

 

To see their uncle Gamlen.

[MrGDL87]

What does a Dalish inquisitor do the best?...

 

Earning experience and Lavellan up.

 

[Bunny]

Some people like putting elfroot in their brownies. I've never tried it, but they say it's Dalishious.

[Dieb]

Whenever Isabella tries to be romantic, it's usually Hawkeward.

 

 

Who is the most famous elf bard of all time?...

 

Elvish Presley

 

I laughed way too long & loud about that one!

[Bunny]

There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard from the Inquisition. And in Thedas, one anchorman was more man than the rest. His name was Ron Trevelyan. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Trevelyan was the balls.

 

(credit to Dieb for making "anchorman" happen)

[MrGDL87]

Eamon recovered from illness because ... he urned a second chance.  

[MrGDL87]

There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard from the Inquisition. And in Thedas, one anchorman was more man than the rest. His name was Ron Trevelyan. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Trevelyan was the balls.

 

(credit to Dieb for making "anchorman" happen)

 

If these events happened in an Alaskan city then it would be an Anchorman in Anchor-age.   
 

[Bunny]

Eamon recovered from illness because ... he urned a second chance.

 

Fortunately, the Warden came through in a pinch.

[MrGDL87]

A volley of arrows from Sebastian is also known as Vaelfire.

[Bunny]

A volley of arrows from Sebastian is also known as Vaelfire.

 

He seems like a royal pain in the ass.

[MrGDL87]

Vivienne asked the inquisitor for a favour... she was heartless.

[Bunny]

Vivienne asked the inquisitor for a favour... she was heartless.

 

She puts up a wall of ice, but I admire her confidence.

[MrGDL87]

How do Templars make coffee?...

 

They use a Philter

 

 

Spoiler

One of the materials for the Templar spec is a broken philter. The pun involves philter/filter. 

 

[MrGDL87]

How does Solas gain power?...

 

He absorbs it.

 

[Bunny]

Why does Darkspawn blood taste like coffee?

 

Because Darkspawn originate from a Brewedmother.

[MrGDL87]

When Varric is annoyed by an enemy... he brings out the cross bow.   

[MrGDL87]

How would you stop the war drums of Skyhold?...

 

Tell the drummer to "Beat It"

 

 

[MrGDL87]

What would a Qunari call a ship full of mages?...

 

Sea Bas

 

 

[Bunny]

After a hard day's work, some Qunari like to relax and watch Sten-up comedy.

[4everbubslover]

Less punning, more staying sober.

[MrGDL87]

Less punning, more staying sober.

 

That's a whiskey business.

 

and stop wining

 

If the inquisitor fights an enemy unarmed... they could be considered sober.

 

Spoiler

sober/so bare

[Bunny]

Shale hates being pigeon-holed as a statue.

[MrGDL87]

Empress Celene holds archers in high regard because they always take a bow.  

[Bunny]

Empress Celene holds archers in high regard because they always take a bow.

 

It's a pointed gesture.