Some Darkspawn are tougher to defeat because of their ogressive nature. 
The PUNquisition thread. (Warning thread may cause groans and head shaking.)
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#601
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 11:35
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#602
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 11:54
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What do you call a passive-aggressive Darkspawn?
A stealthed Shriek.
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#603
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 12:05
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The Ogre day, I heard my wife Shart-an it turned out being her complaining about the Architect, cause Hur lock wouldn't budge. At first Ha kkon believe it, but now Imshael it's true.
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Posté 22 avril 2015 - 12:42
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The Ogre day, I heard my wife Shart-an it turned out being her complaining about the Architect, cause Hur lock wouldn't budge. At first Ha kkon believe it, but now Imshael it's true.
You heard your wife Shart?
I guess that wasn't a stealthed Shriek.
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Posté 22 avril 2015 - 03:58
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What magic word does a necromancer say before raising the dead?...
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#606
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 04:00
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If an Ice Mage wanted to fight crime then ... they would yell "Freeze!" at a criminal
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#607
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 04:09
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Why did Dracula help the rebel mages?
He's a neckromancer, and he uses blood magic.
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#608
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 04:15
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The Umbra Union issued an official statement. "We do not mean to Sabotage the public with this Shadow Strike, but all previous Throatcutter offers turned out to be nothing but Subterfuge - we know it's a Longshot, but we do have a Fallback Plan."
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#609
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 04:22
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The werewolves of the Brecilian Forest liked to eat their dinner at Twelf o'clock.
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Posté 22 avril 2015 - 04:25
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When romancing a maleficar, is it love or bloodlust?
#611
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 04:38
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Maleficarum store their savings in blood banks.
#612
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 04:49
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Dagger wielding inquisitors are fighting for the stability.
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#613
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 04:51
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Isabela the Savvy Swashbuckler broke her left arm when she fell Across the Bow of her ship. Hawke is looking for an Experienced Hand, but Isabela is alright.
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#614
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 05:02
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Isabela the Savvy Swashbuckler broke her left arm when she fell Across the Bow of her ship. Hawke is looking for an Experienced Hand, but Isabela is alright.
Hawke asked a Defender Warrior for assistance but got a stonewalled response.
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#615
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 05:09
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How long can a Dalish live for?...
It depends on their shelf life.
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#616
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 05:41
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At first, Varathorn wouldn't barter with the Warden, but his iron bark is worse than his bite.
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#617
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 06:38
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Some Dwarves are daredevils and risk-takers because they follow the Rock Wraith Life.
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#618
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 06:44
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Dwarves could be described as grounded and down to earth.
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#619
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 07:29
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What happened to Ser Pounce-a-lot after he was adopted by a dwarven family?
He became a Thaiger.
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#620
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 07:48
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A common German dwarf greeting would be "Guten Thaig".
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#621
Posté 22 avril 2015 - 08:08
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A common German dwarf greeting would be "Guten Thaig".
"Guten Morrigan," a German apostate may reply.
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#622
Posté 23 avril 2015 - 09:53
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It's difficult to pick roses near a Dalish camp because Varathorn's on them.
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Posté 23 avril 2015 - 09:55
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"Guten Morrigan," a German apostate may reply.
Auf Vitaarsehen.
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#624
Posté 23 avril 2015 - 03:48
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The elves want to reclaim their homeland but they need to Daleberate over the consequences.
#625
Posté 23 avril 2015 - 04:05
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The inquisitor wanted to change the interior colour of Skyhold and had a conversation with Josephine about it.
Inquisitor: I want the colour to be same as this High Dragon material.
Josephine: I'll Orange it.
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