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#676
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I always forget that Josephine is a bard. You never see her fight in DAI.
 
Maybe the devs thought it might end up being too much of a Distraction.

 

 

Josephine's last bard encounter ended with a stairing contest.

 

She didn't like this so she made steps to change her life around. <_<
 


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#677
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When the Warden refused Kolgrim's offer... he couldn't bereave it. <_<



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It should have been called Whiskered Eyes, Wicker Hearts.
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#679
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A dwarf of Orzammar was looking through a telescope. The dwarf was asked why and responded:

 

"I'm on the lookout for rock stars"

 

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#680
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Why did the Grey Wardens accept the thug dwarf into their ranks? 
 
They just want to defeat darkspawn. Besides, let him who is without sin Caste the first Stone.

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#681
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The inquisitor was originally going to assist Vivienne with a personal problem.

 

However, the inquisitor had a change of heart. <_<


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#682
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What adjective can be used to describe a cavern full of Carta?...

 

It's concave.

 

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#683
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Why did the Grey Wardens accept the thug dwarf into their ranks? 
 
They just want to defeat darkspawn. Besides, let him who is without sin Caste the first Stone.

 

 

This thug dwarf became the Hero Of Ferelden.

 

The Hero Of Ferelden's origin is enshrined in history as monuments were erected with the inscription of "Leske we forget"

 

<_<  
 



#684
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A Dust storm Ricad havoc on the Gentle Path, flipping Old Tegrin's Carta over. Bandits approached, but the Hero of Ferelden appeared. The thieves had to Bhelen hide.


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#685
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What does a Dalish clan leader say after a discovery?...

 

Finders Keepers

 

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#686
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Just a Stone's Throw away from the entrance to Sundermount, you meet Merrill, a Dalish Pariah who becomes Ensnared in Flemeth's agenda. Hawke has the opportunity to recruit Merrill and help her find some semblance of Solidarity with her fellow Outcasts.


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#687
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What type of bird is a common sight in Dalish camps?...

 

Hah-wren.

 

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#688
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Knight-Commander Meredith's idol fancies put red on her ledger. Hawke had never heard Orsino templar end up like that before.


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#689
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https://youtu.be/kxFtfzaIuVw

 

For some reason I cant get this to embed... Sod it, click the link.


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#690
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A player who liberates all the forts in one play through... is said to be "playing for keeps". <_<  


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#691
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I liked the "did you get hammered" line :D
 



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Varric is a dependable rogue and friend. He's well-acquainted with the Tricks of the Trade. There were times when my Inquisitor had no Fallback Plan, and Varric would slip into Stealth mode, Evade our enemies, And Take Them Down.


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#693
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You know what DA needs? A companion voiced by Tommy Wiseau.
 
Here's how I think the dialogue could go-
 
You are lying! I never used blood magic! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, CASSANDRA!
 
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Varric.
 
Cullen: How was work today?
Tommy: Oh pretty good. We got a new Advisor. We kill a lot of Red Templars.
Cullen: What Advisor?
Tommy: I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Cullen: Oh come on. Why not?
Tommy: No I can't. Anyway, how's your sex life?
 
Oh, hi mabari.
 
Ha, ha, ha, what a story, Cole.


#694
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You know what DA needs? A companion voiced by Tommy Wiseau.
 
<snip>

 

 

A Tommy Wiseau voiced companion was considered but... there wasn't enough Room at Skyhold. <_<  
 



#695
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How do enchanters find out if there is a Maleficar in the Circle?...

 

By making every mage undergo a blood test.

 

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#696
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Awww man, I missed my chance to post this gif in, Why does this game attract the SJW's?

 

THISGONBGUD.gif



#697
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Awww man, I missed my chance to post this gif in, Why does this game attract the SJW's?

 

THISGONBGUD.gif

 

Or "dis gurna bee gurd" <_<



#698
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A talkative Anders could be considered a form of Social Justice. <_<


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#699
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Anders hoped the persecution of mages might Fade away, but he took matters into his own hands after he realized he was just dreaming.


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#700
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I would love to make any possible pun relating to Isabela, but to my delight I found out today, they're basically ALL in her skill tree.

 

I dunno if the writers also write the skills or their descriptions, but I'm almost certain Sheryl Chee did at least in this instant.