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#701
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These skill trees are a fruitful source of puns.


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#702
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Morrigan is still bitter about an argument she had with her mother because Flemeth is dragon it on.

 

And a ME one: one geth asks the other wire they fighting the quarians, and the other replies it is because you reap what you sow.


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#703
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Xenon the antiquarian's health has deteriorated in inquisition... he doesn't even have urchin anymore. <_<



#704
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Where do the Carta keep their boats?...

 

At D'Wharf

 

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#705
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Why do dwarves make good mathematicians?

 

They are good at proving theorems.


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#706
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Why do dwarves make good mathematicians?

 

They are good at proving theorems.

 

If these dwarves are angry or frustrated ... then they are showing signs of Maferath. <_<

 

Spoiler

 



#707
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When Josephine dodged an enemy attack ... she experienced writer's block. <_<


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#708
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When Josephine dodged an enemy attack ... she experienced writer's block. <_<

 

Two-handed warriors have a Flawless Defense against writer's Block and Slash procrastination.


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#709
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What is Gaspard's favourite place to shop? The Black Emperorium.

 

As expected, Celene displayed empressive resolve during her speech at the grand ball.


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#710
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Two-handed warriors have a Flawless Defense against writer's Block and Slash procrastination.

 

If two-handed warriors fall off sheer terrain then they are said to have floorless defence. <_<
 



#711
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The pirate queen attends a party and impresses everyone ... she Isabella the ball. <_<


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#712
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Isabela has a Wicked Grace I envy.


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#713
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Why do people prefer Blackwall's romance arc?...

 

It's an example of a stable relationship.

 

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#714
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Why do people prefer Blackwall's romance arc?...

 

It's an example of a stable relationship.

 

<_<

 

The Inquisitor likes to ride her favorite mount.


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#715
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Alistair was tracing his family tree ... so he looked at his royal elfroots. <_<


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#716
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Since the rebel mages have abused King Alistair's good will, it seems unlikely that he will lick a lamp post in Tevinter.


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#717
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At Redcliffe, there was a chef who prepared Alexius's food and decided to use more herb seasoning.

 

Alexius never received his meal though because there was no thyme. <_<


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#718
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Alexius could be considered as a bad guy.

 

But he can also be agent. <_< 


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#719
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At one point, Cassandra and Bull were involved in a sticky situation. <_<



#720
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What's the fastest way to distribute tea across a vast area of hungry villagers?
 
With a Teagan. 

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#721
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Sera is a resilient character, you could say ... she is a tough cookie. <_<


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#722
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Sera's target is an ever-fixed mark that looks on Tempests.


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#723
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Vivienne has steadfast beliefs.

 

This Madame defers to no-one. <_<


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#724
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Qunari aren't happy with their heritage. They Kossith, in fact.

 

My girlfriend from Par Vollen is downright scared - just mention it in front of her, and you can Seheron.


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#725
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Qunari aren't happy with their heritage. They Kossith, in fact.

 

-snip-

 

Inquisitor Adaar saw it as Bull.


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