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[Elhanan]

Q: What do you take to a Dwarven picnic?

A: Roasted Nug, and cookies Or-zammars for dessert.

[ParagonStovus]

 I cAn'tivan get ogre all of these puns. Every time I  think I can't Sten reading them there's Morrigan. It makes Yavana Hawke up your lunch...

[Wickwrackscar]

I thought I had enough puns for today, but now I'm back for morrigan.

[Silver Moone]

I pick up the dark(s) pawn and topple the King piece ogre

 

Anora quote by Brother Genitivi

 

p.s. Love this idea Dee 

[Beerfish]

This one is for Solus

 

[Barrett Rodych]

I pick up the dark(s) pawn and topple the King piece ogre

Better than using a dark(s) pun

[Shady Koala]

I speak once to leliana then I anora.

[Wickwrackscar]

Mmhh. Should I stay up Orlais me down ...

[MrGDL87]

Some more I have just thought up, I apologise in advance;

 

This thread brings me Solas

 

and

 

Que Sera, Sera

[eyezonlyii]

There's so Varric many puns to Alistair at, I don't know if a can surVivienne this

[Bloodlupine]

I think Viv will bee a magejar bee.
(I know bad pun but all I got)

[Meatbaggins]

Sup, knifears? Halla.

[Elhanan]

Isabella is bounty hunter on the high seas, making about a buccaneer....

Leliana, Zevran, and the Roguish Warden walked down the street and turned into a Bard....

Cole: "What are you doing?"
Varric: "Looking for someone."
Cole: "Who?"
Varric: "Seeker."
Cole: "Sure, but who exactly?"
Varric: *sighs*

[Spectre Impersonator]

Thanksgiving's hitting us yanks right after Inquisition releases and they'll expect me to Carver the turkey. If I screw up, no one will come to my New Year's Eve Mardy. To be honest, as long as I have the game, I couldn't give a Ruck.

[Pohleetakal]

I haven't been on these forums much in the last few days because I had trouble Loghain in to the site.

My Inquisition will be tough, I will be Cullen anyone who argues with me too much, anyone who betrays me will be de-Fenris-strated.

And, my Inquisitor himself will be different from Zevran-else.

I just know this game will be a Wynne for sure.

[Elhanan]

Q: Why do Druids generally worship with Oak?
A: Because Ewe and only Ewe can prevent florist friars.

Q: What did the Artificer sing to his broken wagon?
A: You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

Q: Is Iron Bull essential to the game?
A: Possibly, as he is a Ferrous ally

[BronzTrooper]

Mana am getting really annoyed at all the whining, complaints, and hate on the forums.  We should do some serious Cullen to cut down on that.

 

Wynne will people stop complaining about DA:I and just Waking Sea how it is before deciding if it's a good game or not?  Some people are such big warriors that it's Reidiculous.

 

Spoiler

Rose, Silver, Nae, and Despair will get the last pun.  

[Gtdef]

I wonder, since in the latest James Bond film the sky didn't fall, does that mean that the skyheld?

[loominousfish]

I hope we don't get any more secret or long lost Theirins. Theirin only lies chaos and excessive eye rolling.

[PillarBiter]

This thread is malistair berserk!

 

*alistair = king... I'm so bad at this u_u

[MrGDL87]

Dwarf Inquisitors eat a la carta.

 

Here's to good elf.

 

I Denerim from Adam.

 

I Redcliffe is a popular name.

 

Qun I have everyone's attention.

 

I Lothering anyone when drunk.

 

[Carn Dum]

Getting so hungry from waiting for DA:I to come out.. time to Maker me some Sandal-witches!

[MrGDL87]

Inquisitors who romance Blackwall favourite song? ... Tainted Love

[ShallowlLife9871]

trying to come up with a pun for this thread is making me so Starkhaven crazy,
I think i may run into a Blackwall.