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[MrGDL87]

In Dragon Age Origins, the Warden ventured into the Deep Roads and traded the backpack for a Rucksack.

 

The Warden faced a difficult decision in the Deep Roads and was caught between a Ruck and a hard place.    

[Bunny]

Bethany likes ice spells. She's a Hawke-y enthusiast.

[MrGDL87]

 

Bethany likes ice spells. She's a Hawke-y enthusiast.

 

 

Bethany is very observant and could be described as someone who is Hawke-eyed.
 

[Sifr]

Why do the Qunari write in shorthand?

 

Because they enjoy Stenography.

[MrGDL87]

Solas, Blackwall and Dorian walk in the Emerald Graves ... they're the Threemen of the Dales.

[MrGDL87]

How many leaders has Kirkwall had?...

 

I don't know, I've lost viscount.

 

[Sifr]

During a banquet, a restless Celene turned to her advisors and asked, "Should I continue to sit, Orlais?"

[MrGDL87]

A dwarf inquisitor was wearing some new clothes that were a perfect fit.

 

Someone asked: "What's it like to wear?"

Inquisitor replied: "It's snug"

 

[MrGDL87]

When Shale plays golf, she is always after a birdie.

 

Bull always uses an iron.

 

Even the Divine plays golf because it's a holey area.

[Toasted Llama]

When Corypheus wanted to start the ritual of the Anchor, the Divine was Justinia time.

[MrGDL87]

An example of an erudite enemy ... is a well red templar.

[Toasted Llama]

Found an old magister robe the other day. I bet it's Tevintage.

[MrGDL87]

How would Hawke describe the mages who abducted a family member?...

 

Disgraceful.

 

[Toasted Llama]

This one's probably already been mentioned but eh, fuckit:


Inquisition is such a big game, Bioware should really watch out that the next one doesn't Drag On for an Age.

[MrGDL87]

Sera feels more happy with a bow and arrow because it's archeery experience.

[Sifr]

What is the Qunari's favourite British soap opera?

 

Eastenders.

[Toasted Llama]

What is the Qunari's favourite British soap opera?

 

Eastenders.

... Borrowing that pun for a sec:

What's the Qunari's favourite season?

Easten.

[MrGDL87]

The troops at Griffon Wing Keep were thirsty and the inquisitor assisted them.

 

After the task was complete, the inquisitor was heard saying "Water Day!"

[MrGDL87]

Summoning a fire demon is popular/trendy among maleficarum as they say ... "it's all the rage".

[MrGDL87]

In Serault, the Dowager was locked out of her room and she couldn't find anyone to assist.  

 

So she shouted: "I've lost Marquis!"

 

Spoiler

Marquis/my key

[Toasted Llama]

The Chantry tried celebrating Christmas once, but the Divine abolished the holiday after Santa put Cole in her stockings.

[Orian Tabris]

The Breach opening up was a hair raising experience for everyone, except for Solas and Corypheus.

 

I hear owning an orb can really bring you down. Apparently, it's comparable to the weight of an anchor.

[MrGDL87]

Why did Bhelen dislike Trian?...

Because Trian was next of king.

 

Duncan asked the Dwarf Noble sibling to join the Wardens and got "Aye-duncan" as a response.

 

[MrGDL87]

In Origins, there was a particular type of Revenant that was prone to vialence.  

[Toasted Llama]

Varric is writing a brand new novel, it's called "50 Shades of Grey Warden".