What type of food do the Hinterland refugees prefer?...
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The PUNquisition thread. (Warning thread may cause groans and head shaking.)
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#802
Posté 11 juin 2015 - 05:56
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What period did thievery/burglary thrive?...
The Steel Age
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#803
Posté 16 juin 2015 - 12:23
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How would you describe an Alistair ninjamance?...
It a-rose out of nowhere.
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#804
Posté 17 juin 2015 - 10:57
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The "Friends of Red Jenny" companion likes to use daggers with a Serated edge.
She also has a lot of spare cache on hand.
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#805
Posté 17 juin 2015 - 02:18
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Rations were low at Skyhold and people needed to wait in line for food.
As a result the Inquisitor decided to rename their organization the "In-queue-sit-ion".
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#806
Posté 17 juin 2015 - 08:15
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Whenever my Inquisitor sides with the templars I have him/her say "anyone willing to throw in their hat can help" or something like that, and immediately afterwards, as I see Cole walk away, I laugh like an idiot and am like, "Cuz he's wearing a hat."
I'm such a loser.
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#807
Posté 17 juin 2015 - 08:19
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No groaning or head shaking from me. Just some internal boo-ing.
#808
Posté 17 juin 2015 - 11:09
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No groaning or head shaking from me. Just some internal boo-ing.
^^ Does this mean that your favourite location is Herald's Rest?... because you like to booze. 
#809
Posté 18 juin 2015 - 02:32
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I'm just slowly nodding right now, like, "yeah, I had that one coming." XD^^ Does this mean that your favourite location is Herald's Rest?... because you like to booze.
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#810
Posté 18 juin 2015 - 11:11
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A sentinel elf wouldn't allow Morrigan to drink from the well... so she knocked him on his Abelass.
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#812
Posté 18 juin 2015 - 06:22
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^^ This is the first GIF in 800 replies so I guess you could say you are GIFted individual.
I know some most of my puns are cringe worthy but I see you are a forGIFing person.
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#813
Posté 18 juin 2015 - 06:24
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No! No! NO! I am DONE! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻^^ This is the first GIF in 800 replies so I guess you could say you are GIFted individual.
I knowsomemost of my puns are cringe worthy but I see you are a forGIFing person.
#814
Posté 18 juin 2015 - 06:34
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No! No! NO! I am DONE! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Noooooo! come back, otherwise I'll be miserable.
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#815
Posté 19 juin 2015 - 12:06
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Here are few more (but I am starting to run out of puns, so I don't know how further I can go ):
When completing Sebastian's quest, he is always in a Harriman to get it done quickly.
Isabella was late with a list of items ... you could say this is an example of an over duelist.
What inscription would be on a Hero Of Ferelden statue if their origin was a casteless dwarf?...
Icon
Which Dalish God encourages slothful behaviour?...
Sylaise-y
What type of musical band would see in Qunari lands?...
Saarebas bands
The Hero Of Ferelden encountered Sophia (DLC) and then waited until his/her Levis Dryden left.
Blood mages who owns businesses get by with a minimum workforce as they are used to working with a skeleton crew.
A Qunari inquisitor is good at maths because he/she is good Adaar.
When Isolde is not happy with her son, she tells him to "sit in the connor and be quiet"
Plants near the Deep Roads have Deepstalks.
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#816
Posté 21 juin 2015 - 01:41
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What crime does a city elf commit if they vandalise the Vhenadahl?...
Treeson
#817
Posté 21 juin 2015 - 09:57
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At Haven, the creature researcher can be a bit irritating sometimes ... she gets on Minaeves.
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#818
Posté 21 juin 2015 - 09:58
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What does the inquisitor use to get rid of snow/ice on the roads?...
Seggrit
#819
Posté 21 juin 2015 - 10:04
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How did the Hero Of Ferelden enter through the elven ritual doors (the elven tomb in the forest)?...
By taking a tablet and following the instructions.
This quest was a headache.
#820
Posté 21 juin 2015 - 10:08
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In Origins, the noble warden used to be suspicious of the Lady-In-Waiting so ... he/she kept an Iona.
#821
Posté 23 juin 2015 - 09:02
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In Tevinter, how would Hawke introduce Bethany?...
Mage-sister.
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#822
Posté 05 juillet 2015 - 12:37
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Rumour has it, that the Qunari originated from a drug fuelled land... it was the oxycontinent.
(They also breathe ox-ygen)
Sera knows what mages go through because of her 'arrowing experience.
Tevinter were going to open a restaurant in the Western Approach... but it had a reputation of a bad Servis.
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#823
Posté 07 juillet 2015 - 01:54
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What crime does a city elf commit if they vandalise the Vhenadahl?...
Treeson
What do you call sexy time between 3 sylvans?
Treesome.
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#824
Posté 13 juillet 2015 - 02:25
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According to a certain novel, which day did the Mage/Templar conflict start?...
Asunder
#825
Posté 13 juillet 2015 - 03:47
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How do you weigh a dragon?...
By using the scales.
Dragon cultists remove leaves from their garden by using... a good drake.
