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[ShallowlLife9871]

trying to come up with a pun for this thread is making me so Starkhaven crazy,
I think i may run into a Blackwall.

[Elhanan]

Q: Why do female pirates reveal their midriffs?
A: To reveal their naval reserves; Isabella-button issue.

Q: Why does the prince of Starkhaven not claim the throne?
A: Prefers to remain a Sebastian of servitude for the Chantry.

Q: Why are Qunari immune to electricity?
A: Well grounded in religious fervor, and Arishock does not occur until it hits something.

[Celtic Latino]

Sten- "So it's raining out in the desert? That's quite the AriSHOK"

 

Elthina- "Daughter Petrice, you lead an Exalted March right up to your room this instant!"

 

Varric- "So Cassandra, the Inquisitor tells me you're quite the Seeker"

 

Random Noble- "Madame de Fer, I must say you're quite the Enchanter when it comes to throwing parties!"

 

Morrigan- "Wynne, you preachy old hag! Tis nothing ENCHANTING about you!"

 

Flemeth- "Morrigan, how many times do I have to tell you to brush your hair? You look like you just came from a swamp!"

 

Vivienne- "Oh dear Morrigan. That garb is most dreadful. You look like you just stepped out of the Wilds with that getup!"

 

Oghren (to FemAdaar Inquisitor)- "Hehehehe, hey oxlady. You feelin' horny tonight?"

 

Solas- "Sera, you need a new look. Might I suggest a Fade?"

 

Inquisitor- "The Warden must live here. This building is a Blackwall."

[Shimmering Nug]

I would say that this is the best thread around, but the Jory's still out on that one.

[Eri]

Just a warden to orlais you fans: duncan on Blackwall living much longer - he taint got many years left.

That is weisshaupt there will be a cure, even if Beefcakes may not be very constable with - or grey with - the method of obtaining it.

 

Bioware, fortress this once please dumat make blight of the situation! Fans are counting on saving him anderfels of hope!

 

(as for Grey Warden puns.. I may have more in future urthemiel be done. *bows*)

[Elhanan]

Rumor has it that Shianni is making quite a splash in her new role at Court, possibly due to her outstanding Denerim genes.

Wade the smith was asked recently if he would again leave for Amarathine; his reply, "Not by the Herron my chinny-chin-chin!"

And finally, a local side street was renamed to honor a part-time resident of Nobility; now called Marjo-lane.

[wildelight]

Sometimes I feel like the sole lass who loves bald elves.

 

Can't find Cassandra.  Let's go seek 'er.

 

Cullen is the ex(t)emplar of sexiness.

[Gold Dragon]

Cullen up the puns ran me into a Blackwall.  On an Iron Bull, Sera.

[BronzTrooper]

So many Cullen puns.  Wonder Wynne we'll hit a Blackwall.

 

I find Solas in the fact that this thread exists.  Hopefully we don't end up going in Circles with these puns.

 

Antivan getting tired of these puns!  Mana can't get enough!

 

Sometimes I'm not sure if I can come up with good puns, but I eventually think of Morrigan.

 

Thinking of good puns can be Toph, sometimes Harrowing.

 

ME3's ending Isolde news.  People need to forgive and forget.

[Yuoaman]

I'm really nervous about Josephine, will she be able to focus on the Inquisition? Or will she be distracted by the ink's position?

[Barrett Rodych]

What Batman would say when choosing a DAI class:
"I AM THE NIGHT-ENCHANTER"

[Elhanan]

If Grand Oaks are poet-trees, does this make religious Oaks Chant-trees?

Have a couple of questions about returning characters: Wynne and Howe?

Will Shapeshifters be able to use Fast Travel, or could they be arrested for crossing State lions for immortal porpoises?

[Lillian]

This thread...

Nevarra again.

[Amaya_redfern]

These puns are gonna make a lot of people feel pretty Hawkeward.

[Yggdrasil]

What Batman would say when choosing a DAI class:
"I AM THE NIGHT-ENCHANTER"

 

 

This thread...

Nevarra again.

 

What can I say, Lillian?  We just have to grin and Barrett!

[Barrett Rodych]

What can I say, Lillian?  We just have to grin and Barrett!

I even have a grinning avatar going at the moment!

[HK-90210]

Some say the Punquisition is a Finn way to make money. But I Warden you, such an endeavor will be Tainted by Loghains and a Dragon Manapower. And any profits shall be Templarary.

[Erinski92]

I'm Lavellan my ass of at this thread. 

[CGuiteau]

This thread puts Oghren on my face.

[aTigerslunch]

I decided to check this out, and thought to join on the Fenris-wheel of adding morrigan.

 

Gots to keep it anora someone, somewhere.

 

Maybe they lavellan their taint off some more.

[MrGDL87]

What do you call a dawkspawn detective? ... Hurlock Holmes

 

For dinner, Aveline bit of steak.

 

Alas, I have a cold and hence a lot of Flemmeth.

 

Weeeeeiiiiiisshaupt everyone ... nothing just chilling (Advert Reference)

 

Elven inquisitors may suffer from Hallatosis.

 

[MrGDL87]

Where do the people of Thedas get their grapes? ....

 

From Divines

 

[Zombie_Alexis]

This thread is making me roll my eyes, but I Antivan mad.