What do bored shepherds in Thedas think about the most? ...
A bard career change.
The PUNquisition thread. (Warning thread may cause groans and head shaking.)
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#152
Posté 04 novembre 2014 - 12:47
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What is Empress Celene's favourite food? ...
Briala truffe.
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#153
Posté 04 novembre 2014 - 07:20
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The inquisitor wanted bear arms to decorate Skyhold but was unable to do this because of lack of Constitution.
#154
Posté 04 novembre 2014 - 09:26
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Dwarves are known to consume a lot more lard in their cooking; known to be shortening....
Qunari that forget to wear their body paint is simply Kaddis-trophic....
City Elves are simply too old and set apart from their Dalish ancestors and practices to be a part of the Inquisition, as they are antediluvian....
Qunari that forget to wear their body paint is simply Kaddis-trophic....
City Elves are simply too old and set apart from their Dalish ancestors and practices to be a part of the Inquisition, as they are antediluvian....
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#155
Posté 04 novembre 2014 - 10:06
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Dwarves are known to consume a lot more lard in their cooking; known to be shortening....
Qunari that forget to wear their body paint is simply Kaddis-trophic....
City Elves are simply too old and set apart from their Dalish ancestors and practices to be a part of the Inquisition, as they are antediluvian....
WOW!
I am just in shock that you used antediluvian as a pun. I would give you 1000+ likes for that comment alone if I could.
*Also slightly jealous for not thinking of such a good pun myself*
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#156
Posté 05 novembre 2014 - 03:38
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When Xenon (from the black emporium) plays Mass Effect 3, he always saves the geth because he is Antiquarian.
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#157
Posté 05 novembre 2014 - 10:33
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Anso the puns keep coming ...
What do you call an upper class Archdemon? ...
Toth
#158
Posté 05 novembre 2014 - 11:22
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Why are there no actual vampires in thedas
because Van Hallasing hunted them all day down if a great artist could draw something like this my life would be made
what do the Grey Warden hole when no blights are happening: They hold Duncaning contest
because Van Hallasing hunted them all day down if a great artist could draw something like this my life would be made
what do the Grey Warden hole when no blights are happening: They hold Duncaning contest
#159
Posté 05 novembre 2014 - 11:57
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I wish this reaver party would turn the volume down, devour is getting late.
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#160
Posté 06 novembre 2014 - 12:13
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That Dagna was so clever..I hear she was a Deep Roads Scholar.
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#161
Posté 06 novembre 2014 - 12:40
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During the character creation, I will try to create someone similar to Dorian and then I can say ...
Ataash Qunari
#162
Posté 06 novembre 2014 - 04:13
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Why did the Dalish move to the tropics?
They wanted to avoid Tevinter
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#163
Posté 06 novembre 2014 - 05:47
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What would solve all of the Free Marches problems? ...
Giving one sovereign for the people.
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#164
Posté 06 novembre 2014 - 06:21
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Possibly my fave pun is For Eldon; my true name.
#165
Posté 06 novembre 2014 - 09:57
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Where do you find the earliest traces of civilisation in Thedas? ...
Stony Anderfels
#166
Posté 08 novembre 2014 - 11:57
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Walking in the Orlesian wilderness unarmed may leave you feeling aghast.
#167
Posté 08 novembre 2014 - 07:34
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One nation of thedas will never embrace motor vehicles to transport goods because they are Antivan.
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#168
Posté 08 novembre 2014 - 07:36
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What were Dorian and Iron Bull doing yesterday? They were mining Cole.
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#169
Posté 08 novembre 2014 - 09:53
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I will TRAVELyan all over the mountain and iron bully you in the knee
#170
Posté 08 novembre 2014 - 11:16
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What do you call a magic user who does their own gardening? ...
Hedge Mage
#171
Posté 09 novembre 2014 - 03:22
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Which mage fraternity is the first to give up on any task? ...
The aequitarians
#172
Posté 09 novembre 2014 - 10:19
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In Thedas, what would you call an embarrassed donkey? ...
A Red Jenny
#173
Posté 10 novembre 2014 - 01:41
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Q: Why do the Crows walk everywhere?
A: Anti-Van.
Q: What is a good title for a world almanac?
A: The Wanders of Thedas.
Q: How does Oghren spell the name of his Ale mug?
A: O-I-C-U-R-M-T
A: Anti-Van.
Q: What is a good title for a world almanac?
A: The Wanders of Thedas.
Q: How does Oghren spell the name of his Ale mug?
A: O-I-C-U-R-M-T
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#174
Posté 10 novembre 2014 - 01:48
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Mud on your shoes?! Lothering the thought.
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#175
Posté 10 novembre 2014 - 03:38
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Q: Why do the Crows walk everywhere?
A: Anti-Van.
Q: What is a good title for a world almanac?
A: The Wanders of Thedas.
Q: How does Oghren spell the name of his Ale mug?
A: O-I-C-U-R-M-T
I wish I could give more likes because of the Oghren pun. Using the alphabet phonetic sounds as a pun was brilliant.
*Slightly jealous again*
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