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The PUNquisition thread. (Warning thread may cause groans and head shaking.)

Débuté par Dio Demon , oct. 22 2014 10:28

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#201
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 02:09

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What does the people of Tevinter like to see in their architecture? ...

 

Anything with an Archon

 

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#202
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Posté 30 novembre 2014 - 11:48

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How did the divine call the inquisitor for help? ...

 

I'm justinia behind the door.

 

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#203
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Posté 02 décembre 2014 - 10:36

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Why was the banquet for the Divine in Serrault indoors rather than outdoors? ...

 

The marquis wasn't ready.

 

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#204
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Posté 04 décembre 2014 - 12:34

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How does the Iron Bull recruit for the Bull Chargers? ...

 

He chooses the Krem de la Krem of applicants.

 

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Edited: Just realised Bull makes this "Krem de la Krem" pun in the game.


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#205
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Posté 05 décembre 2014 - 06:57

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Varric has created a new computer game where you need to fit blocks together, he calls it Tethras.

 

Orlesians do the best because they have experience of The Game.

 

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#206
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Posté 07 décembre 2014 - 02:06

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Why does the Maker want the Chantry to stop asking for gold donations? ...

 

Any Prophet is wasted. There is only Andraste.

 

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#207
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Posté 08 décembre 2014 - 08:12

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How do some herbalists pick their plants in Thedas? ...

 

Witherstalk

 

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#208
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Posté 08 décembre 2014 - 08:33

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You got some gems there MrGDL, keep the puns coming!

 

How did Celene survive the Civil War? She empressed the right buttons.

And why did the Duchess team up with Corypheus? She thought outside the box.

And how did Celene and Gaspard settle their dispute? They Duked it out.

 

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#209
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Posté 09 décembre 2014 - 01:52

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What is Florianne de Chalons favourite board game? ...

 

Duchess

 

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#210
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Posté 09 décembre 2014 - 04:15

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You all are so Merrill minded! That should Alistair things up! If those were to bad, I'll have to take a Morrigan on them. I hope that these are Iron-bull additions to the list. I know they are Varric-ly bad made puns. I will have to Inquisition more from the Staff-sargent.
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#211
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Posté 09 décembre 2014 - 05:46

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You got some gems there MrGDL, keep the puns coming!

 

How did Celene survive the Civil War? She empressed the right buttons.

And why did the Duchess team up with Corypheus? She thought outside the box.

And how did Celene and Gaspard settle their dispute? They Duked it out.

 

:pinched:

 

I am loving the duchess and "she thought outside the box". :lol:

 

Spoiler

 


#212
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Posté 10 décembre 2014 - 12:00

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It appears that our a knight enchanter companion had a cameo appearance in Final Fantasy IX ... as Vivi, the black mage. <_<

 

(I think that the default name was Vivi but I am not sure, anyway sorry for the bad pun :P)


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#213
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Posté 10 décembre 2014 - 05:25

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What do you call a Grand Cleric with a gambling problem? ...

 

Wicked Grace

 

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#214
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Posté 11 décembre 2014 - 02:15

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What make of TV would a Templar buy? ...

 

A Samson

 

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#215
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Posté 11 décembre 2014 - 02:22

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Awww i was looking for a Punk musician


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#216
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Posté 15 décembre 2014 - 03:20

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^^The musician we got wasn't so bard!

 

How do you describe a relationship between Sera and a Tempest inquisitor? ...

 

My Chemical Romance

 

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#217
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Posté 16 décembre 2014 - 01:43

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If you played a dwarf inquisitor, it may be worth your time replaying as a Qunari inquisitor because it will give you a different viewpoint. <_<


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#218
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Posté 16 décembre 2014 - 08:35

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#219
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Posté 16 décembre 2014 - 08:45

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Why the inquisitor never watch a concert?

 

Cos he can't hear The Calling.


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#220
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Posté 16 décembre 2014 - 08:47

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Why grey wardens hates corypheus?

 

Cos he faked The Calling.


#221
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Posté 17 décembre 2014 - 01:01

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When I don't know what to do next, I usually fallow mire instincts. <_<


#222
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Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 01:15

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If you side with the mages then I guess you thought the Templars were out of order.

 

I guess the Templars need to seeker new direction.

 

The Mage/Templar debate is a vicious Circle.

 

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#223
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Posté 18 décembre 2014 - 10:09

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Spoiler

 

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Because she used ice spell


#224
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Posté 19 décembre 2014 - 12:22

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How did the golem (in Dragon Age Origins) introduce herself? ...

 

Hello Imshael

 

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#225
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Posté 19 décembre 2014 - 02:02

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Why is the Templar order restoring confidence with the people of Thedas? ...

 

Ser Barris set high for new recruits

 

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