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[Lenimph]

I'd personally would rather see my children exposed to healthy sexuality rather then violence but whatever. 

 

Love how people think their pre-teens aren't going online and googling anal porn on their smart phones and the videogames are ebulz

[Marine0351WPNS]

I'd personally would rather see my children exposed to healthy sexuality rather then violence but whatever. 

 

Love how people think their pre-teens aren't going online and googling anal porn on their smart phones and the videogames are ebulz

wait, preteens get phones now?  and smartphones at that?!  I don't even have one, but that's because I find the idea of always being on my phone repulsive.

[Ammonite]

Blue,Red , or Green depends on the day of the week
Edit: Sometimes I refuse to pick one.

One of your victims has come forth:

[Lenimph]

wait, preteens get phones now?  and smartphones at that?!  I don't even have one, but that's because I find the idea of always being on my phone repulsive.

I was teased in middle school for not having a phone and that was 10 years ago.  My little brother who is 7 years younger then me was teased for not having a smart phone. 

[CENIC]

Is it weird that this gets me really excited?

Not at all...

[DinX64]

One of your victims has come forth:

 How long did it take to find this

[Spectre Impersonator]

I've removed all mirrors and electronics in my house so my future kids will never know what a naked human being looks like. I intend to give them dog cones so they can't look down and witness any blasphemy against the Maker that may or may not be attached to them.

Only those who behave as I do are entitled to complain about nudity in anything.

[DragonRacer]

well, we better see more than t*ts bouncing in this game.

 

Honestly, I'm very much looking forward to bouncing t*ts. Who wouldn't be?

 

Spoiler

 

(We're talking about these, right?)

[Lenimph]

Honestly, I'm very much looking forward to bouncing t*ts. Who wouldn't be?

 

Spoiler

 

(We're talking about these, right?)

so hot

[Muspade]

The dialogue examples are f*cking glorious.

Fixed.

[Ammonite]

How long did it take to find this

I was looking for that dwarf one of the devs posted, using "ugly dwarf dragon age" when this beauty showed up on one of the first rows

Ahem, I mean:
She came to me in tears, saying your regime of terror had to stop and if that meant coming forward, then by golly she would take that bold step.
It's inspiring, really.

[MissMayhem96]

“'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'"

 

God, Just imagining Solas saying this makes me go into giggle fits   

[Muspade]

They sound like something a 13 year old would write for fanfiction.

You have no sense of humour.

[Marine0351WPNS]

I was teased in middle school for not having a phone and that was 10 years ago.  My little brother who is 7 years younger then me was teased for not having a smart phone. 

Oh my, this makes me feel old >.<  even though I suspect I'm about your age.  Maybe I just was so uncool and introverted ppl didn't even bother to tease me about not having a phone.

[Heimdall]

“'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'"
 
God, Just imagining Solas saying this makes me go into giggle fits   

I'm almost dead certain that it's a Dorian line though, it just fits so well...

[Spectre Impersonator]

“'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'"

 

God, Just imagining Solas saying this makes me go into giggle fits   

I would say that to someone, but then I have a very dry sense of humor. I act like Garrus in the bedroom (or backseat of my car).

[azarhal]

Maybe we should put some quote from DAO and DA2 without context too.

 

"If you shove your thumb up his ass, I win." (DA2, Isabela)

 

"Ooh, that's huge. (Giggles) I wonder how long it took to erect it. (Giggles) Get it? Erect?" (DAO, Oghren)

[PhroXenGold]

They sound like something a 13 year old would write for fanfiction.

 

Personally, I'd say it completely depends on the context. If the lines are meant seriously, yeah, they're awful. If they're done as humour, which I certainly expect, then they could be great.

[Heimdall]

Oh my, this makes me feel old >.<  even though I suspect I'm about your age.  Maybe I just was so uncool and introverted ppl didn't even bother to tease me about not having a phone.

Well, it sounds like I'm about your age and I didn't have a phone until the very end of middle school. I only got a smart phone in high school.

[theflyingzamboni]

“The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”

 

Read in sean connery impersonating iron bull voice for perfection.  (also, calling that he's who says that)

That is actually how I read it the first time. I agree with your call. Can't imagine it being in any other voice from any other character.