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[Chari]

The line about boobs sounds like sth Iron Bull or Sera would say. I'd say Sera is even more likely, usually romances lines for bi LIs are more gender-neutral 

[Joe-Poe]

I'd love it if that bouncing breasts comment is a very serious line spoken by Solas or Cullen as though it's really romantic. It would be so horribly awkward that I'd laugh forever.

Why would it have to be romantic...dirty talk in bed (even bad dirty talk) isn't meant to be "romantic".....  

[Fredward]

Why is everyone assuming the bouncing boobs thing HAS to include a female? Maybe this is stealth confirmation that you can finally have a morbidly obese protag? Magnificent bouncing moobs semi-confirmed. That or its a broodmother romance.

[Ajna]

I'd love it if that bouncing breasts comment is a very serious line spoken by Solas or Cullen as though it's really romantic. It would be so horribly awkward that I'd laugh forever.

This!  You get it!  I'm asthmatic, my time would be very limited...

[Chari]

I'm surprised that there isn't a 'reach and flexibility' joke surrounding IB yet.   

 

I shall be the one to start it!  Let my name go down in history!   

 

Iron Bull has reach, but the Inquisitor has flexibility.   

 

They're also written by the same writer, so... hmm, fitting

[LastFadingSmile]

I'd love it if that bouncing breasts comment is a very serious line spoken by Solas or Cullen as though it's really romantic. It would be so horribly awkward that I'd laugh forever.

It's Alistair asking for 'wooing' advice all over again!

 

Probably shouldn't have consulted with Sera.

[RebbyWriter]

I imagine everyone reading this rating for the first time was all calmly reading the "slit throats and blood splatter" with a blank face then, it said "sexual content" and we all be like,

 

[Arvaarad]

Ahaha, that ESRB summary still has me cracking up. I am dearly hoping that the "great respect" line comes from an LI. XD

That said, I have no problem with such lines being well-telegraphed and avoidable. I love raunchy stuff (in fact, I'm less comfortable with lovey-dovey relationships... I've never managed to create an Alistair playthrough), but I get that people have different preferences.

The raunch-lovers and the rose-lovers should be able to coexist peacefully in the same game.

[Ajna]

Ahaha, that ESRB summary still has me cracking up. I am dearly hoping that the "great respect" line comes from an LI. XD

That said, I have no problem with such lines being well-telegraphed and avoidable. I love raunchy stuff (in fact, I'm less comfortable with lovey-dovey relationships... I've never managed to create an Alistair playthrough), but I get that people have different preferences.

The raunch-lovers and the rose-lovers should be able to coexist peacefully in the same game.

I think they do, I like a bit of both myself!

[Eri]

Personally I would firstly be quite shocked then rather turned on if it were Blackwall making the 'bouncing' comment in the game; dirty talk from someone you don't expect it from can be pretty awesome, and I like the idea that a relationship in DA isn't always going to have the same type of sex. However, my first impression and surest guess is Iron Bull.

 

Although it may be Sera, the 'take you' part of it sounds more like something a guy would say on account of their 'equipment' being naturally designed for "taking".

 

Maybe it's the Inquisitor saying it to Cassandra, though? Imagine her reaction to that.

[WildOrchid]

If the others get almost nudity and butts and all that and Sera gets the "cutesy" scenes, i'm going to be annoyed tbh.

[WildOrchid]

Although it may be Sera, the 'take you' part of it sounds more like something a guy would say on account of their 'equipment' being naturally designed for "taking".

 

Women do say things like that to other women. You don't have to have a dick for this.

[MisterJB]

“'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'”

 

 

How I hope that line will be delivered.

[Milan92]

I can't stop reading that in Leo's voice now.

[Chari]

IMHO for some reason I can't imagine IB saying sth like "bouncing ******" or similiar. Maybe that's because I've been reading too many P.Weekes' tweets

Now, Sera... that's her style

[ElitePinecone]

With everyone freaking out, have you all forgotten that other character exist outside of the companions, and have often given way creepier lines than our companions ever will? Who's to say that it isn't some exhibitionist noble orlesian talking to his wife there to make the inquisitor squeamish? 

 

Either way, these lines seem awfully cherry-picked, I doubt they're even remotely representative of what the romance dialogue will be. 

 

Yeah, we should keep in mind that the characters saying these lines might not even be companions.

[Wulfram]

I would guess the bouncing ****** line comes at the end of a bunch of other, less vulgar, compliments.  Or possible just before, but after would be more standard.  Basically a way to avoid sounding embarassingly mawkish.  Or just to tease the other person.

[heretica]

This is great. Why hello there, new signature.

[Ammonite]

“'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'”



How I hope that line will be delivered.

I'm out of my thumb quota.

Think of this post as me thumbing you.

Verbally.

WITH GREAT RESPECT

[MisterJB]

[WildOrchid]

 

Spoiler

In my early 20's when in the army at leave,  I hooked up with a girl at a night club and we went to her place. During foreplay when I noticed she had a huge bush down there I told her straight out that "If you want me to go down on you, could you go to the bathroom and shave first?" It ended in -100 approval and me having to walk the 5KM back to the base. To this day I dont understand why that suggestion was rude to ask.

 

Spoiler

I don't blame her tbh. You shave too, right?

Some women want to have hair down there for many reasons. If you tell a dude to go shave, you can guess the answer too..

 

 

But ofc, people expect only women to shave, right.

[MisterJB]

Oh great writers who art in Canada, we thank thee for the hilarity we are about to receive.

[SomeoneStoleMyName]

Spoiler

I don't blame her tbh. You shave too, right?

Some women want to have hair down there for many reasons. If you tell a dude to go shave, you can guess the answer too..

 

 

But ofc, people expect only women to shave, right.

Spoiler

If my girlfriend or a girl in general - even on a one-night stand wanted me to shave down there, I wouldn't have a problem with it. But people are diffrerent I guess  

[Joe-Poe]

Oh now I am going to have to use this as my avatar....awesome 

[Lilaeth]

“'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'” 

 

Ahahaha

 

This line is brilliant! Just can't stop laughing at it

 

 

All your sexual respect are belong to us!