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If you were to write one tip for loading screens, what would it be?


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#51
Alfonsedode

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experiencing disconnects is part of the learning process



#52
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Beware of Geth Primes on wave three.

What with Primes on w3 ?



#53
Ashevajak

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"Don't trust the other loading screen tips"



#54
n7stormreaver

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What with Primes on w3 ?

They sync-kill you on wave 3.



#55
Alfonsedode

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I heard that but...lmgtfy... nope

So U play some games again Doorfighter ?



#56
n7stormreaver

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I heard that but...lmgtfy... nope

So U play some games again Doorfighter ?

 

Don't trust Google, don't trust anyone.

 

P.S. Yeah, i do play, sometimes. Not much though and ALWAYS when my FL is 100% Dead, what the...



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Bungee strap your controller to your wrist when you play Geth Platinum, this ensures your controller doesn't go through the TV when you throw it and gives you a delightful shot to the balls for playing against the synthetic pieces of ****. 


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#58
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Do not google: blue waffle, pegging, or anything else BSN recommends to you as it will scar you for life.


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"Our scans show that you have selected a QFI with a black widow, please wait until our RNG finds a reaper match on glacier to provide you with the best possible experience for your selection."
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n7stormreaver

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Bungee strap your controller to your wrist when you play Geth Platinum, this ensures your controller doesn't go through the TV when you throw it and gives you a delightful shot to the balls for playing against the synthetic pieces of ****. 

 

You don't even need to strap in to wrist, just go for the crotch directly. It's not like it will make any difference gameplay-wise. 


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#61
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"Random store is random. Yes, really."



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n7stormreaver

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"Random store is random. Yes, really."

 

...or is it?

 

*X-Files theme.wav*

 

Is very deep and complex programming based on many variables in a game where there is stuff like Incendiary-Warp bug.  ^_^



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...or is it?

 

*X-Files theme.wav*

 

Is very deep and complex programming based on many variables in a game where there is stuff like Incendiary-Warp bug.  ^_^

Technically it's pseudo random. 

 

Algorithm based with a seed.



#64
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Technically it's pseudo random. 

 

Algorithm based with a seed.

 

No-no-no, it recognizes how well you play, how much do you spend at once and, most importantly, what weapon do you want exactly (to never give it to you).

 

It's all a set-up.

 

Uggh. 



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"If in doubt, headbutt."


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"Learn spawn locations son."

 

"Just slap a claymore on your character."

 

"Juggernaughts can't be killed, use them often."

 

"Play as a destroyer and equip a striker."



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If you're still looking at this screen after 15 seconds have passed....then go ahead and restart the game.

Ask yourself. What would Shepard do? Don't be a dick and help with objectives.

Still playing this game and holding out for ME4? Then get used to reading this screen...for a long, long time.
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If you're still looking at this screen after 15 seconds have passed....then go ahead and restart the game.

 

Lol, I can tell you definitely don't play on PS3. Our loading screens pass with a glacial slowness  :(



#69
n7stormreaver

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"Play as a destroyer and equip a striker."

 

 

Nasty. 



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Tip for Pro player:

 

If you get sync-killed in a PUG, go to the kitchen and make a sandwich because it will take a while before the wave ends.



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Tip for Pro player:

 

If you get sync-killed

 

I'm sorry? 


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#72
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They sync-kill you on wave 3.

 

Only on Platinum though ;)



#73
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Use the Venom shotgun, foo'!

 

This is so beautiful. It's so profound and helpful.



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squaredgonzo

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Lol, I can tell you definitely don't play on PS3. Our loading screens pass with a glacial slowness  :(

 

 

It's basically like the first playstation's opening. Tugs your heart a lot if you're using level 4 equipment. 



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Winter is coming.
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