Winter is coming.
No, the motto of House Shepard is: "Reapers are coming".
Winter is coming.
No, the motto of House Shepard is: "Reapers are coming".
"there is always a n00b in the party and if you do not know who it is, well, that's you"
"ME3MP: Where everyone puts equipment on them except on Gold and Platinum".
Did you remember to spec your character? Too late now!
Did you remember to spec your character? Too late now!
I don't know what are you talking about. Never happen...
hug a banshee. banshee hug you.
Guest_Chino_*
Lol, I can tell you definitely don't play on PS3. Our loading screens pass with a glacial slowness
Whoa
I was actually being generous with that time, in trying to accommodate all platforms. PC's actually faster than 15 sec. I don't know how you PS3ers do it.
Winter is coming.
That'd be a great subtle way of the game telling you it's going to throw you into White and especially it's hazard version.
Always have a steaming hot cup of coffee next to your computer.
"Reapers are noobs. Their entire fleet will tunnel vision the first ship they see, while the rest of your own fleet can surround the Citadel and do pretty much whatever they want to it."
- Gear bonuses are not consumed after a match. There is no reason to not equip one. If you DON'T have one, we highly advise you stay to lower difficulties.
- If you can hear the pugs bitching about kill stealing, your sound isn't loud enough
- If you can't hear the pugs bitching about kill stealing, you're not playing hard enough
- "I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite loading screen in the game."
- Yes, you are a Krogan. No, you can't wrestle that banshee.
- Many weapons kind of stink. Please stop using them.
- Be kind, rewind! And always return your rentals on time!
- Why are you even reading this!? Please turn your gaze to the cup of coffee on the desk!
- The loading screen message you have tried to dial is currently unavailable. Please hang up and try your call again.
Great advice for anyone.
"Take out engineers before they can set up turrets."
"Play as a team, not as selfish noobs interfering with each other."
"Your shockwave is not going to reach the other side of the map."
"Revive other players but only if they can get away from whatever enemy is surrounding them."
"Don't waste your missiles for scorewhoring, use them to make objective waves easier and faster."
"There is no such thing as killstealing."
"Make sure you can deal with every possible type of enemy when you search for UUG/UUP matches."
"Get used to lag. You'll have to deal with it often."
Kill everything,and don't get shot.
- Yes, you are a Krogan. No, you can't wrestle that banshee.
More lies and misleading advice from the loading screen.
It should read "Headbutt all the things. YOU. ARE. KROGAN!"
- Yes, you are a Krogan. No, you can't wrestle that banshee.
It should be "Yes, you are a Krogan. Yes, you can wrestle that banshee, but only on a slope of greater than or equal to 30 degrees, unless the banshee decides she doesn't care and sync kills you anyway."
"Did you try turning it off and back on again?"
"Hog all the buttons for yourself. It's what Shepard would do!"
Guest_Chino_*
See that teammate hacking the device? Hacking the device with them or standing 5 cm beside them won't help. Watch their ass from afar and draw fire away from them.
Did you get executed or bleed out on the other side of the map during an objective wave? Good. You're the reason we're losing this war.
If you're not on top of the scoreboard, grenades and rockets are your friends.
What with Primes on w3 ?
If it's funny once, it's funny every time.
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Other tips:
"Sorry about the volus."
"The dragoons were Casey's idea."
"Krogans have redundant organs and are resistant to sync kills."