Everyone! Look unto me, and hear my voice! Last night, I fell into a dream, a dream of a world ravaged by evil. So foul it was this evil, that now I shudder to think of it, but I must speak of it, for if this evil is unspoken then the world will be plunged into chaos! The dream has shown me the evil of... Innocence, yes I know that the faithful shake in fear at the mention. I saw it all rainbows, butterflies, ponies, children frolicking, (oh God the frolicking) and worst of all fields of daisies. I quaked with both fear and anguish certain that I would perish in such purity, but then a holy flame burnt it all away, the rainbows turned to blood, the butterflies fizzled out of existence, the ponies found themselves violated by a great stone golem, and anyone who frolicked was punished by spontaneous combustion. In my glorious confusion, I found myself drawn to the daisy field (now a smoldering waste) and it was there that I met our savior. It was grand in all ways, and as it descended from holy light I found myself reaching for it. It was so simple in its fashion, yet it dripped with blood... No it was bleeding in the name of its faithful, and as I reached for it, it spoke unto me and it said "Take me into thy hands, and thou shall do thy wonders!" "Yes my lord." I said, enraptured by its immaculate light. So onward I marched, spreading death to those who would not submit to its holy subjugation. All the while I cried out its sacred mantra "Behold me, for I am MURDER KNIFE BRINGER OF DEATH, AND LORD OF ALL CUTLERY!" And with these words I awoke, the fire burning in me as I shed a single tear, knowing that it was but a dream of what is to come. Fear not, gladden your hearts, and prepare for the glorious reign of MURDER KNIFE!