Saint Kyubey, Cat of Unassailable Virtue
That's just evil and .. brilliant at the same time
Saint Kyubey, Cat of Unassailable Virtue
That's just evil and .. brilliant at the same time
Mars
After Mark Hamill's best role ever C___nocker
Galaxy, Puma or Tigerblood
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Groot ![]()
Bagheera. After this guy...

J'Zargo
Any strange thing happen before hand, or any quirks?
We named our first cat Mo because it was a joke at his size, he's half manecoon, we named our second Rico because his meowing sounded like someone rolling their "r"s, and we named our 3rd Pennzoil because he became an inside cat after climbing into my car and getting a big gash on his front leg from a fan belt, and he was covered in grease.
Also the fact that with syllables we went 1,2,3, but I only just now noticed this.
Just make sure you don't call it the same name as a cat you already own. Trust me, it may be amusing for the first week or so but it will cause you unimaginable grief.
Sir Mewsalot.
Cattacus.
Claw-E.
... Lots of options, all puns!
Jugem Jugem Unko Nage Ki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi Junjyou na Kanjyou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjyou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiruyou de Shinranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazuno Kokoedame Medaka….Kono Medaka wa saki no to wa Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu yuuteimiouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru.
Translated:
Jugem-Jugem Poop Throwing Machine Shin-chan’s Day Before Yesterday Underwear Shinpachi’s Life Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider One Thirds Pure Feeling Two Thirds Worried-Over-A-Hangnail Feeling Though Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It ?I Know The Unknown The Cuttlefish Tastes Kind Of Different Than It Did Last Time Because It Was Caught Near The Pond And Served With Oil From A Hoofed Mammal, Pepepepepepepepepepepe Take Care From Here On In Please And Finally The End Bichigu Somaru
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Lying Cat.
Mick.
Marauder Shields
Muffin
M'aiq the Liar.
Alternative is Pistorius.
Call it 'Geth', then when someone (who preferably doesn't play mass effect) asks what your kitten's name is, just say: 'It is Geth' in an ominous Legion-esque voice, then count how long the resulting awkward silence is.
Call it 'Geth', then when someone (who preferably doesn't play mass effect) asks what your kitten's name is, just say: 'It is Geth' in an ominous Legion-esque voice, then count how long the resulting awkward silence is.
Impossible. Organics need the assistance of voice modifiers. It is improbable that one may be able to recreate the robotic collective sounds we make. There is a 19% chance that it would be possible if a group of you said the same thing in unison.
Cat names should be Slavic.
one good method to name a pet is to name it after the first place it leaves a "special present". That is how my mom named her one cat Petunia.
Katmondo?
Gnar?
Katzilla?
or just kat?
Wow, I'm a tool. I totally thought this thread was deleted for some reason, and so never checked back. Your posts are all hilarious, and I haven't named him yet because I'm awful. Nori won the poll, but I DUNNOOOO.